Jokes sms in English
This is the telephone terrorist team.
While receiving this message a virus will be activated.
This virus should have infected your mobile by now.
Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.
One Friend to another:
what did u do on mothers day?
2nd Frnd: Helped many girls
to become mothers...
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it,
i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!