Santa Train Jokes

Santa train me
ek seat par akela leta tha

Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:-
"bhai thoda side me ho jaiye
mujhe bhi baithna hai...

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Santa -:
"tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..?? 

Aadmi darr k 
dusri jagah baith gaya...

phir ek pahalwan aaya 
aur bola :-
"side me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai...

Santa -:
"abe oye tujhe pata hai
mai kaun hu..?

Pahalwan ne Santa ki gardan
pakad k utha liya aur bola:
"haan bol tu kaun hai..??
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Santa -:
"ji mai"Bimaar"hu..
2 din se tezz bukhar hai..:p :O