Top 6 Kanjus Jokes

Top 6 Kanjus Jokes

1. Kanjus:" Yeh banana kaise diya ??
Shopkeeper:" 1Rs..
Kanjus:" 60 Paisa ka deta hai ??
S.K:" 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega..
Baniya:" Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de..
 


2. Kanjus on his death bed..
My wife, where r u ??

Wife:" Yes, I'm here with son nd daughter,
kanjus : r u all here ??
son : Yes, Papa
Kanjus:" To phir bahar wale kamre
ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ???
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3. Kanjus 14th floor se neeche gira Girte waqt ,
usne apne ghar ki khidki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla ke bola:"
MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA..
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4. Kanjus ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke uski jaan bachai..
Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di..
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi,
kanjus ne phir khoon diya..
Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye
Kanjus (Gusse se):" Mercedes kyun nahin di ??
Sheikh:" Munna!!!
Ab hamare andar bhi kanjus ka khoon daud raha hai...
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5. Kanjus ko bhoot chadh gaya,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha ke paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo..
Warna main to bhookha hi mar jaoonga
wo kamina kanjus to khana tak nhi khata ...

6. Titanic Ke Saath kanjus Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:" Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai ??
Kanjus:" Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahin Khareeda...
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