SMS in 140 words

Quotes Wallpapers

2012-01-23T22:16:00.000-08:00

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I love you Wallpapers

2012-01-23T22:07:00.000-08:00

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I love u Pics

2012-01-23T21:58:00.000-08:00

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Quotes Pics

2012-01-23T21:56:00.001-08:00

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Girl Poem

2012-01-23T21:55:00.000-08:00

‎"I Love that Girl"...

Last night I see a dream
That I am in a garden
Cool breeze is blowing
There are colorful flowers everywhere
Suddenly a beautiful Girl
Come near to me 'n say I Love You
I turned back to her
'n see in her eyes
There is a lot of Love in her eyes
After some time I come to know
That I know her very well
That Girl is my classmate Sara
I go near to her
'n kiss on her hands 'n say I Love you too

Suddenly I awake 'n see here 'n there
Then I come to know I see a dream
But I really Love that pretty Girl Sara
I Love that Girl.. !

Why Boys Are happy ?

2012-01-12T05:22:00.001-08:00

Boys are always Happy Creatures...WHY ?

1: Phone Conversations last just for 30 secs flat,

2: A Five Day Vacation requires only One Jeans,

3: If someone forgets to invite them,he can still be their Friend,

4: The same Hair Style lasts for years or even Decades,

5: They can do shopping for 25 Relatives in 25 minutes,

6: They don't freak out when they go to a Party n see another man wearing
the same Shirt, instead they become Buddies.

Pongal sms in tamil

2012-01-02T01:10:00.001-08:00

Pongal sms in tamil
Pongal thirunaalum,
Thalaipongal thirunalum,
Pongivarum pongal pola
Engum pongattum magizhchi

Pongal sms in tamil
Anaivarukkum INIYA PONGAL NAL VAZHTHUKKAL
Pongal Thirunal Ulaga Thamilargalin ore Vizha
Uzhavargalin Unnatha Thirunall
Kadavulukku Nandri Therivittu Pongalai Kondadungal!

Pongal sms in 140 words

2012-01-02T01:08:00.001-08:00

Pongal sms in 140 words

With Great Devotion,
Fervor and Gaiety
With Rays of Joy and Hope,
Wish You and Your Family ...

HAPPY Pongal and MAKAR SANKRANTI

Pongal sms in 140 words

“ADVANCE”

Keatteengalley

… Oru 5000 Rubaa indhaanga…
PONGAL
selavukku …

Pongal sms in 140 words

Wish u all a very happy Makar Sankranti ,
Pongal and a Happy Tamil New year!!!

Makar sankranti sms in english

2012-01-02T01:04:00.001-08:00

Makar sankranti sms in english

With Great Devotion,
Fervor and Gaiety,
With Rays of Joy and Hope,
Wish You and Your Family,
HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTI…

Makar sankranti sms in english

Wishing u a very happy Makar Sankranti
May the Makar Sankranti fire burns all the moments of sadness and brings you warmth of joy n happiness and love…

Makar sankranti sms in english

May I be
the first 1
2
wish u
A VERY
HAPPY SANKRANTI .

Makar sankranti sms in english

What is that bright light? from where does this fragrance coming?
This gentle breeze...cool air...hearty music... oh! its
sankranthi...Hav a nice day...

Sankranti sms in hindi - Sankranti sms in hindi 2012

2012-01-02T00:57:00.001-08:00

Meethe gud main mul gaya til,
Udi patang aur khil gaya dil,
Har pal sukh aur hardin shanti
aap ke liya Happy Makar Sankranti 2012.

TILGUL Ghya GOaD GOaD bola,
Aamche Til Kadhi sandu naka, aamchyashi kadhi bhandu naka….
Wish u a happy and cheerful Makar Sankranti 2012…

Mandir ki ghanti, Arti ki thali,
Nadi k kinare suraj ki lali,
Jindige me aye khushiyo ki bahar,
Apko mubarak ho sankrant ka tyohar.

Sankranti sms in 140 words

2012-01-02T00:52:00.001-08:00

Sankranti sms in 140 words
Ek Til rusula, phugala
Radat Radat gulachya paakat padala
Khattakan hasala hatavar yetaach bolu lagala
Tilgud ghya god god bola.

Sankranti sms in marathi

2012-01-02T00:51:00.001-08:00

Sankranti sms in marathi
Sankranti chya haardik shubhechha
Marathi Asmita.. marathi mann,
Marathi paramparanchi Marathi Shaan,
Aaj Snakranti chya Sann
Gheuunn aala navchetanyachi khaann
Tidlagudd ghya god god vola.

Makar Sankranti sms in Marathi

2012-01-02T00:50:00.001-08:00

Makar Sankranti sms in Marathi

Ghalshil jewa tu designer SADI
Labhel tula teelgulachi GODI
Sunday chya haatat de Pantagachi DORI
Tumha Sarvana Happy Makar Sankranti 2012.

Makar Sankranti in Marathi

2012-01-02T00:42:00.000-08:00

Makar Sankranti in Marathi

Naveen varshacha,
Naveen sanachya priya janana,
god vyaktina “Makar Sankrantichya”
goad goad shubhechya!

Makar Sankranti SMS in hindi 140 words

2012-01-02T00:16:00.001-08:00

Makar Sankranti SMS in hindi 140 words

Meethe gud main mil gaya til,
Udi patang aur khil gaya dil,
Har pal sukh aur hardin shanti
aap ke liya Happy Makar Sankranti

MakarSankranti SMS in 140 words

2012-01-01T23:32:00.001-08:00

Makar Sankranti SMS in 140 words

Sankranti, the festival of the Sun is here !
May it bring you greater knowledge and wisdom and light up your
life for the entire new year. Happy Sankrantu !

Makar Sankranti SMS in 140 Characters

2012-01-01T23:31:00.000-08:00

Makar Sankranti SMS in 140 Characters

With Great Devotion,
Fervor and Gaiety,
With Rays of Joy and Hope,
Wish You and Your Family,
HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTI…

There are only 5 things we need in life:

2012-01-01T19:05:00.000-08:00

There are only 5 things we need in life:
Gud friends,
Gud job,
Gud food,
Gud sleep,
&
"GOOD _UCK"
Dont worry both da things u r thinking r right.. ;-)

ipad Jokes

2011-12-21T09:11:00.000-08:00

1st K.G kid TO 2nd K.G kid: "u have nice slate"
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2nd K.G kid: "Duffer! its i-Pad

Investment Matters are Subject to Market Risks. Please Read the Offer Document Carefully Before Investing. .!!

2011-12-19T08:50:00.000-08:00

A Man Got Two Wishes From God.
He asked for the Best Drink ‘n Best Woman.. . .
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The Next Moment he got
Mineral Water and Mother Teresa.. :D
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Moral : Investment Matters are Subject to Market Risks.
Please Read the Offer Document Carefully Before Investing. .!!

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Love wish

2011-12-11T07:51:00.000-08:00

I see a shooting star in the sky

Me: Please, let her be happy
for the rest of her life.

Star: Give me a good reason
why I should grant your wish.

Me: I love her.

Star: Why dont you just wish
for her to love you back?

Me: Coz I dont want to receive
her love from a wish.:))

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Relationship status

2011-12-11T07:49:00.001-08:00

"A very good relationship"

A Very Good Relationship
Needs Just Two Things:

... - 'LITTLE TIME' To Be Spent
With Them...

And

- 'TRUE CARE' To Be Shown
Always ... !!

3 most difficult things to do in the world.

2011-12-10T03:08:00.000-08:00

3 most difficult things to do
in the world.
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1. You cant count your hair.
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2. You cant wash your eyes
with soap.
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3. You cant breathe when
your tongue is out..
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Now please put your
tongue back inside,
And like the status. :P

Sad love story

2011-12-01T10:33:00.000-08:00

A vry sad story:-Their were 2 loverz who decided 2 end their relationship.After many years whn d girl got married.Her ex bf approached her n said:-How dare u 2 use my fav color as d theme of ur wedding?How dare u 2 use my fav flower as decoration?How dare u 2 set d date I proposed u as ur wedding date?How dare u 2 use our song for d ceremony?

Girl cried n said:-"Bcz ths is D ONLY WAY I COULD PRETEND TO MY HRT THT I M GETTING MARRIED TO YOU"...

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NO IDEA - Get Idea

2011-11-21T10:59:00.000-08:00

When Aishwarya delivered a baby girl,

The doctor welcomed the baby,

"You will be amazed to know which family you are born in.

Do you know who your Grandfather is?"

The baby replied,"Yes, the greatest actor of Bollywood."

The Doctor was shocked.

then he asked, "Do you know who your Mother is?"

The baby replied,"One of the most beautiful ladies in the world.Miss World."

the doctor then asked,"Do you know who your Father is?"

The baby replied,"NO IDEA" :P :D

Global Warming quotes

2011-11-17T08:36:00.000-08:00

Dear Plant eaters,
Chicken never gave oxygen..

Chicken never gave shade..

Loss of chicken never caused global warming..

Then why eat the good plants n trees!!!!
Try chicken !!!! Go green !!!

Gambir Before his Marriage

2011-11-07T22:12:00.000-08:00

Gambir Before his Marriage....


Gautam Gambir Before Marriage

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Financial Management

2011-11-07T21:57:00.000-08:00

Share it on Facebook...What is Financial Management?

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Tats y we r engineers;-) !!!

2011-11-07T00:24:00.000-08:00

Tats y we r engineers;-) !!!

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Petrol Wallpaper

2011-11-07T00:21:00.000-08:00

Facebook Share Wallpapers

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What is attachment?

2011-11-05T23:55:00.000-07:00

" Attachment is not when two people chat Day & Night...
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Its when someone mails u and adds an image or data file with it. That File is known as ATTACHMENT:P:P:P

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School Days

2011-11-03T09:36:00.000-07:00

My schooldayz -
My principal pointed at ME wid her ruler n said- "At d END of d ruler, der is an idiot."
I got punished:(
Bcz
I asked:
"Which End"?:D?:D

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Ra.One' Funny One-liners :

2011-11-01T01:46:00.001-07:00

Ra.One' Funny One-liners:

(1) Govt. declared 26th Oct as public holiday to celebrate the end of Ra.One promotions!

(2) Govt of India just announced Rs.50,000 relief to all those who watched Ra.One, Rs.25,000 for those who left at interval.

(3) BREAKING NEWS: Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets stocks exhaust after Ra.One's release.

(4) Salman to SRK after watching Ra.One, "Mujh par ek ehsaan karna, ki dubara aisi movie mat banana."

(5) Rahul Gandhi to meet people affected after seeing Ra.One.

(6) Even Ra.Mu doesn't wanna waste time by watching Ra.One...!

(7) Nahi chali Ra.One...! Ab SRK bolega buy one get one aur ek week ke baad bolega, Ra.One coming soon on Sahara One and Star One.

(8) All bachelors must see Ra.One to understand what PAIN means to married men.

(9) Ra.One gives more pain than a wife - HARD TO BELIVE BUT TRUE.

(10) Get Ra.One under Lokpal bill! Put people behind the bars who made such movie

Funny C I D Facts

2011-10-28T02:00:00.000-07:00

Crazy C.I.D Facts :
1. Daya has the world record of breaking most number of doors.
2. C.I.D bureau has 1 toyota qualis since last 11 years. ...
3. In entire 20 storeyed building of C.I.D only 7 people works.
4. There is no POLICE,,C.I.D handles every case.
5. Accused person accepts his crime only aftergetting slap from Daya on face.
6. None of them ever got married.except fredric
7. None of them ever got promotion:)

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Things in boys room

2011-10-24T01:51:00.000-07:00

Things in boys room before marriage

1.perfumes
2.love letters
3. Gifts
4. Cards
5. Nokia E71

After marriage

1. Pain killers
2. Loan papers
3. Unpaid bills
4. Nokia 3310

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Unexpressed Love

2011-10-20T21:24:00.000-07:00

An unexpressable feelings when...

1) your lover hugs you or kiss you suddenly..
2) when he/she doesn't need any reason to make you happy
but always want to see you happy...
3)remember small things that you love.
4) care for you.respects you decision..
5) when they gives you surprise..
6) cuddles you.being naughty with you.
7) shares each and everything with you..
And...
Being in love with someone who loves you beyond limits.. !

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Ex Girlfriend Letter

2011-10-13T22:27:00.000-07:00

Dear Future Girlfriend..
He doesn't like spiders.
He absolutely loves football, so
support him.
He loves cuddling
Make him watch scary movies, he'll
whisper in your ear 'Its alright baby.
I have you.'
He really likes cheese.
He eats constantly.
tell him i love you always, it makes
him smile.
Rub his back, he really like that.
Make sure you give him everything
you have.
Because once he's out of your life?
You'll miss him more than anything.
Sincerely, His Ex Girlfriend.

Sachin Quote

2011-10-12T06:42:00.000-07:00

*** Every Sachin Fan Must Read and Share This ***

India vs Australia [2004] match...

Brad Hogg takes Sachin's wicket

At the end of the match Hogg gave that ball to Sachin for his autograph.

Sachin put his sign with one beautiful sentence,
"IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN"

Till today Hogg could not take his wicket for the second
time. After this incident Hogg and Tendulkar have come
face to face 21 times... but he could never get Master Blaster out!

"THIS IS CONFIDENCE"

"THIS IS TENDULKAR"

And did you know why Sachin moved into his "own house" only recently for all the money he has? And gave away the Govt. alloted flats to him?

He wanted a "clean deal" in Mumbai with no black money involved.

"THIS IS INTEGRITY"

"HUMILITY, DIGNITY, RESPECT"

"THIS IS SACHIN"

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MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING YOU HAVE".That'S Life..!!

2011-10-12T06:31:00.000-07:00

A 9 year old boy went to an
ICE CREAM parlour.
Waiter: What do you want?
Boy: How much a
CONE ICE CREAM costs?
Waiter: Rs.15/-
Then the BOY checked his pocket
& asked cost of
small cone?
Irritated Waiter angrily said:
Rs.12/-
Boy ordered a small cone, had it, paid bill & left.
When the waiter came to pick the EMPTY PLATE
tears rolled down from his eyes.
The boy had
left Rs.3 as TIP
for him.
"MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING YOU HAVE".That'S Life..!!

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Break up due to mobile

2011-10-09T23:38:00.000-07:00

Brk up story due 2 mobile

Grl:Hi Baby

Boy : Hi My love..
(Sending failed)

Grl: R u there?

Boy: Yes Yes m here (Sending failed)

Grl: R u ignoring me or wat!!!

Boy : Honey im not. I m right here.
(Sending failed)

Grl: Its ovr; dont u evr tlk 2 me again!

Boy : Damn ! Go to hell
(Message sent)
:D ;)

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Crazy questionnaire!

2011-10-09T11:43:00.000-07:00

Crazy questionnaire!
;)

Why do people order a double cheese burger with french fries and then a "DIET" coke?

Why can't women apply mascara on eyes with their mouth closed?
:-D
Why is the word ABBREVIATION itself so long?

Why do v hv 2 use the "START" menu to shutdown windows?
:-P
Why is there dog food with "improved taste"?who tasted that?
:-S
Why do v press the buttons of the TV remote harder when the batteries are weak?

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Hate love letter

2011-10-06T02:00:00.001-07:00

Do read this letter carefully and see how creative it is.

Read this "Hate Letter". It is so funny and creative.This is a love letter

from a boy to a girl....

However, the girl's father does not like him and want them stop their

relationship. ...and so.. the boy wrote this letter to the girl..he knows

that the girl's father will definitely read this letter......

you read this letter and then the message after it

"The great love that I have for you

is gone, and I find my dislike for you

grows every day. When I see you,

I do not even like your face;

the one thing that I want to do is to

look at other girls. I never wanted to

marry you. Our last conversation

was very boring and has not

made me look forward to seeing you again.

You think only of yourself.

If we were married, I know that I would find

life very difficult, and I would have no

pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

to give, but it is not something

that I want to give to you. No one is more

foolish and selfish than you, and you are not

able to care for me and help me.

I sincerely want you to understand that

I speak the truth. You will do me a favor

if you think this is the end. Do not try

to answer this. Your letters are full of

things that do not interest me. You have no

true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,

I don't care for you. Please don't think that

I am still your boyfriend."

So bad!!!!!!! is it???

However,

Before handing over the letter to the girl,

The boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES"...

Between the lines ? ? Try yourself...

Read the Alternate Lines.. [ 1,3,5 etc... ]

It's so smart & sweet....

LIKE this if u think this is the sweetest and smartest way to express feelings....!!!

HOW FRENDSHIP ENDS?

2011-10-04T02:06:00.000-07:00

HOW FRENDSHIP ENDS?

Both friends will think da other is busy & will not contact, thinking it may be disturbing.

As time passes both will think; let daother c0ntact.

After that each will think why should I contact 1st.

Here UR loVe will be converted into Hate.

U wil eventualy 4get each other.

So keep in t0uch wid ur friendz no mater how circumstances are.
And pasS dis to all ur frndz with whom u wana stay intouch til d last breath.

Innocence Of True Love

2011-10-01T03:13:00.001-07:00

After a fight
Don't want 2 talk

And still You check Your
mobile to know
......
If You have missed
call or msg ... !

Dats The Innocence Of
True Love ...(^_^) ♥

Like if u also check ur cell after fighting with ur love...!!!

break up Quotes

2011-09-28T23:50:00.000-07:00

Two Lovers Decided To Broke Up

After Few Years When The Boy Got Married With Any 0ther Girl
His X-Gf Approached Him And Said...How Dare You To Select My Favourite Colours As Your Wedding Theme ?How Dare To Use My Favourite Flowers As Your Decoration .How Dare You To Fix The Date 0n Which I Proposed 0f Your Marriage Ceremony ?How Dare You To Use 0ur Song In Your Wedding ...

Boy Replied That Was The 0nly Way That I Can Pretend To My Heart That I Was Marring You

It's Love

2011-09-21T09:10:00.000-07:00

It's Love

It's Love ,
When a little girl puts her energy
to give her dad a head-
massage :D
It's Love ,
When a wife makes tea for her
husband & take a sip before him
=)
It's Love ,
When a mother gives her son the
best piece of cake ♥ :')
It's Love ,
When your Friend holds your
hand tightly on a slippery road .. :)
It's Love ,
When your brother messages you
& ask did u reach home on time !
Love Isn't just a guy holding a girl
& going around the city ....
LOVE Is Actually A Name Of "Care"
♥ :):) !!
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Economical Quotes

2011-09-21T03:56:00.000-07:00

A Economical Thought

"The Best Line Which Helps 2 Save Money When Going On Dinner With Ur GF:
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"Bol Kiya Khayegi MOTI ??

Yes, I am boy

2011-09-18T23:59:00.000-07:00

♥! Yes, I'm a Boy. I push doors that clearly say PULL... I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing... I walk into a room and forget why I was there... I count on my fingers in math class...I lie sometimes to hide the pain... I say it is a long story when it's really not... I cry a lot more than you think I do... I get attached to people who care even a little about me... A broken nail is as painful as a broken heart... Yes, I'm a Boy !♥

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SMS in 140 words: English Speaking Jokes

2011-09-16T02:54:00.000-07:00

SMS in 140 words: English Speaking Jokes: Terifying English by a teacher: 1: There is no wind in the football. 2: I talk, he talk, why u middle talk? 3: U rotate the ground 4 time...

English Speaking Jokes

2011-09-16T02:53:00.000-07:00

Terifying English by a teacher:
1: There is no wind in the football.
2: I talk, he talk, why u middle talk?
3: U rotate the ground 4 times.
4: U go & understand the tree.
5: I'll give clap on ur face.
6: Bring ur parents with ur mother n father.
7: Why haircut not cut!!
8: Why r u looking outside at the
monkey wen i'm in the class
9: Throw the paper in the dustbin or I wil throw myself.
10: I have two sons, both are boy
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ENGINEERS DAY

2011-09-15T13:01:00.001-07:00

Centuries ago people who sacrificed their
sleep, food, laughter & other joys of life
were called “SAINTS”
Now they are called ENGINEERS……….

HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY to all my friends..

Facts of Life

2011-09-14T08:11:00.000-07:00

Fact Of Life:
In The Race Betwen Cat & Mouse,
The Mouse Mostly Wins,

Bcz
Cat Is Running 4 Food &
Mouse 4 Its Life.

Remember:
"Purpose Is More Important Than
Need!"

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SALMAN in FACEBOOK Style.

2011-09-13T12:31:00.000-07:00

SALMAN in FACEBOOK Style.....

"VEER" jahaan se post karunga 5-10 post ek sath bhej dunga.

"WANTED" Ek Baar Jo Maine "POST" Karna Shuru Kar Diya uske baad toh Mai group "ADMIN" Ki Bhi Nahi sunta...!

"DABANGG" Hum tumhare group me itne POST karenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa dekhe aur konsa delete kare..

"READY" teen chijo ko kabhi under estimate mat karna my Comment, my Like & my Post.

"BODYGUARD"mujh par ek ehshan karna k mere Post ka kabhi apmaan na karna....

KBC analysis

2011-09-12T07:25:00.001-07:00

Gud analysis.

Stop Spoiling & Wasting your money and stop SMS-ing to KBC or the OTHER TV
CONTESTs

We all know KBC is Good Business.
But have you ever pondered...
How Good....????

Any guesses? Let's see...

Airtel, Idea & All other subscribers are charging Rs.5/- per SMS sent for
this contest.
India have States: 28, Union Territories: 7, Districts: 640,
Population =1,210,193,422 (Survey On March 1, 2011),

Average Districts population is 18, 00,000
82,69,30,000 (82 Crore) Mobile User &

Telephone Subscribers (Wireless and Landline): 861480000 (86 Crore)
(Apr'2011)
[Land Lines: 34550000 (3 Crore) (Apr'2011), Mobile Cell phones:
82,69,30,000 (82 Crore) (Spr'2011)]

Assuming 1% person are making call to KBC

5Rs/SMS X 8269300 (82Lac, 0.82 Crore) = Rs. 4,10,00,000 (4.1Crores)

4.1Crore in 20 minutes.
(People trying for the 2 Lac cash prize)

Imagine what if 10% person entries try out than it will be 41 Crores

And it does not stop there...

In practice it could be another multiple of 100 or a multiple of 1000 on
an average.

In that case it is 4.1 x 30episode = 123 crores earnings in just 20
minutes on every episode!!!
So Total per month income from this KBC season is 123 crores from episode
and 1230 crores from (People trying for the 2 Lac cash prize.) = 1353
Crores per months

And the prize money: A mere 2 crores...
(And from whose pocket?)

Smart Business by Siddharth Basu!

And the best part of this calculation is just the SMS earning!!

What about the Ad money?

A rough annual profit calculation goes like this:
Rs. 1353 Crores per months X 12 = Rs. 16263 Crores annually

Let even 50% get dissolved in taxes and other payments of mobile company,
still you will be left with

Rs. 8118-crores profit!!! (Only from SMS)

Simple Question:
"KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI"
And your options are---

A) SONY TV
B) AIRTEL, IDEA, AND OTHER MOBILE COMPANY
C) AMITABH BACHAN
D) SIDDHARTH BASU
Computerji iska jawab bataiye....

Ans: All FOUR..!!!!
PS: Now you know why AB gets all emotional when the episodes end...........

So pls friends stop Spoiling & Wasting your money and stop SMSing to KBC
or the OTHER TV CONTESTs

Pls Care for Your Money in this inflation & price high,

Forward this email to your friends and let them know also the fact of KBC

Pizza Hut Jokes

2011-09-12T07:05:00.000-07:00

TUFANI BARISH
ADHI RAAT

aadmi PIZZA HUT pe pizza lene aaya.

counter boy:Aap MARRIED ho?

Aadmi:kutte aise tufan me kaunsi Maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhjgi.

A Sweet Reply

2011-09-10T07:58:00.000-07:00

A sWeet reply :>
Gal : why do u follow me everytime???????
Boy : well ! when i was kid my parents alwaz use to say "keep following ur dreamz until u meet them" :> ♥
thumbs up if u like diz post..

What is Mistake?

2011-09-10T07:57:00.000-07:00

If a
BARBER makes a mistake,
its a new style.
If a POLITICAN makes a
mistake, its a new law.
... If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake, its a new
invention.
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake, its a new fashion.
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake, its a new theory.
If a STUDENT makes
mistake, its a
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"MISTAKE"

Hit Like if you LIKE it.

I have Learned

2011-09-06T10:22:00.000-07:00

I’ve Learned:

I came alone and I’ve to Go Alone.

I’ve Learned:

People are with You only When they need you, not otherwise.

I’ve Learned:

Extra care of anyone by you will Ultimately bring a blame for you, not appreciation.

I’ve Learned:

A simple LIE of Your close one can break you more than anything.

I’ve Learned:

Its very hard to weep alone when there is no shoulder to support You.

ULTIMATELY I’ve Learned:

Help people but not up to the point beyond your dignity…

Sorry SMS for girls

2011-08-31T22:43:00.000-07:00

Funny But True:

When A Boy Makes Mistake
Girl Shouts At Him
Boy Says ''Sorry''
?
When A Girl Makes Mistake
?
Boy Shouts At Her
Girl Starts Crying
Boy Says ''Sorry".....

Pls Share if u Liked this SMS.....

Love is not about doing something but about believing someone

2011-08-29T20:02:00.000-07:00

Boy: If i ask u to jump down, will u do it?
Girl: yes i will.!
Boy: Why?
Girl : because i know you’ll catch my hand n pull me up.
Boy: if i don’t then?
Girl: Then I’ll die with the belief that you tried Ur best but couldn’t save me..
♥ Love is not about doing something but about believing someone ..♥

Like and share if u like this.....

Sad Love Story

2011-08-27T07:21:00.001-07:00

2 Butterflies Were In Love.
1 Day They Decided 2 Play Hide n' Seek,
They Fixed A Flower 'n Decided That,
Tomorrow 1 Who Will Come First n Sit On This Flower
Will Love d Other More. At Morning The Male Butterfly Came Very Early
'n Waited 4 The Flower To Open.When It Opened,He Was Shocked 2 See That,The Female Butterfly Had Died Inside It,
coz She Was Waiting Since Last Night To Tell Him.. !
"How Much She Loves Him":-(

Singham Jokes

2011-08-26T22:09:00.000-07:00

Singham SMS

Fulo k ful H hum

Tajmahal k taj he hum

Mehfil ki ronak he hum

Bdmasho me bdmash he hum

Panga toh leke dikhao

'India' ke "singham" he hm

BAJIRAV SINGHAM Jokes

Sms karne me to "KING" H Hum

Dosto ko yad karne me No:1 H Hum

Ab to pehchan lo kon H Hum

Dosti ki duniya K

"BAJIRAV SINGHAM" hai Hum

SINGHAM Messages

DAD: Beta tumhara result kab hai

SON: Papa, ata mazi satakliye

Kuch bhi karne ka lekin mera ego hurt nahi karneka.

PJ Of Singham

Pyar Ne Diye Bohot Sare Gum

Wah wah

Pyar Ne Diye Bohot Sare Gum

Jisko Nahi Diya Pyar Ne Gum

Toch Fakt Bajirao SINGHAM!

Singham SMS

Fulo k ful H hum

Tajmahal k taj he hum

Mehfil ki ronak he hum

Bdmasho me bdmash he hum

Panga toh leke dikhao

'India' ke "singham" he hm

BAJIRAV SINGHAM Jokes

Sms karne me to "KING" H Hum

Dosto ko yad karne me No:1 H Hum

Ab to pehchan lo kon H Hum

Dosti ki duniya K

"BAJIRAV SINGHAM" hai Hum

Singham 2011

Mil jati H kitno ko khusi

Mit jate h kitno K gam

Msg isliye bhejte H hum

Taki dur rehkar B KHOUF humara na ho kam

Qki hum h India K "SINGHAM"

Dosti k liye ajab misaal he hum

Sacche Dost ki pehchan he hum

Ye to nahi kehte

Santacruz k Sultan he Hum

Lekin Dil k

"Bajirao SINGHAM" he hum

Life means

2011-08-25T23:14:00.000-07:00

LIFE MEANS:

6 friends, 2 bikes bt no petrol!
.
.
...Exam nite, 6 duffers n no notes!!!
.
.
Sitting on sea view, 6 smokers n only 1 cigarette!
.
.
1 girl, 6 friends n all saying "teri bhabhi hai" :P

LIFE MEANS: EVRTHNG STUPID BUT SUMTHNG SPECIAL CALLED "FRIENDSHIP"

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What hurts the Most ?

2011-08-25T21:50:00.000-07:00

Do you Know What hurts the Most..?
"It's when Someone Special
Made you Special Yesterday
'n
Today Making you Feel that
You are the Most Unwanted Person".. ! :'(

Strange Feeling

2011-08-25T07:59:00.000-07:00

HOW STRANGE IT IS ,
we wish to earn loads of money but ,
WE HAVE THE BEST OF TIMES ONLY WHEN WE HAVE
JUS 10 BUCKS IN POCKET...

we wish to wear high brands but ,
WE FEEL COMFORTABLE IN DIRTY PAYJAMA PANTS...

we wish to sit in TAJ and MARRIOTT with elite people but ,
WE ENJOY ROADSIDE FOOD WITH FRIENDS THE MOST...

we wish to own big cars n go on long drives yet ,
WE TALK OUR HEART OUT ONLY WHILE WALKING DOWN A LONG ROAD...

we hav 64 GB ipods filled with songs but ,
SOMETIMES A SONG ON RADIO BRINGS A SMILE THAT CANT BE COMPARED...

L!FE IS $IMPLE INDEED...

WE make it COMPLEX by running after what never gives a JOY...

LOVE L!FE...
Take note of small things...

For when u ACHEIVE the BIGGER ONES ,
u can SMILE N SAY...

" I HAVE LIVED IT ALL "

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Height of Insult.

2011-08-25T01:02:00.001-07:00

Height of insult...
A girl msgs to her BF...
JAAN I LOVE U SO MUCH n i cn,t live widout u...will u marry me?

REPLY COME,S...

WHO,S DIS?
I LOST ALL MY CONTAC,S he he he he

Ram Ravan and Rajnikanth Jokes

2011-08-25T00:49:00.001-07:00

Ram and Ravan seriously yudh kar rahe the, ki
Achanak…
Ravan: chal bye.
Ram: kyu?
Ravan: nhi yr, bye.
Ram: abey pr hua kya?
Ravan:piche dekh Rajnikant!

Real Facts of Love

2011-08-24T04:31:00.000-07:00

When someone laughs too much even on stupid things
Be sure that person is sad deep inside
When someone sleeps a lot
Be sure that person is lonely
When someone does not talk much and if he talks, he talks fast
Be sure that person keeps secrets
When someone can not cry
Be sure that person is weak
When someone eats in an abnormal way
Be sure that person is always in tension
When someone asks about you although that person may be busy
Be sure that someone loves you!

Say "I Love You"

2011-08-24T00:35:00.000-07:00

How to say I love u?

When You Were 15 Year Old, I Said I Love You...
You Blushed..You Look Down 'n Smile..

When You Were 20 Year Old, I Said I Love You...
You Put Your Head On My Shoulder 'n Hold My Hand...
Afraid That I Might Disappear...

When You Were 25 Year Old, I Said I Love You...
You Prepare Breakfast 'n Serve It In Front Of Me,
'n Kiss My Forhead
'n Said :"You Better Be Quick, Is's Gonna Be Late.."

When You Were 30 Year Old, I Said I Love You...
You Said: "If You Really Love Me, Please Come Back Early After Work.."

When You Were 40 Year Old, I Said I Love You...
You Were Cleaning The Dining Table 'n Said: "Ok Dear,
But It's Time For You To Help Our Child With His/Her Revision.."

When You Were 50 Year Old, I Said I Love You..
You Were Knitting 'n You Laugh At Me...

When You Were 60 Year Old, I Said I Love You...
You Smile At Me..

When You Were 70 Year Old. I Said I Love You...
We Sitting On The Rocking Chair With Our Glasses On..
I'M Reading Your Love Letter That You Sent To Me 50 Year Ago..
With Our Hand Crossing Together..

When You Were 80 Year Old, You Said You Love Me!
I Didn't Say Anything But Cried...
That Day Must Be The Happiest Day Of My Life!
Because You Said You Love Me !!!

Please Appreciate Your Loved Ones..
Say "I Love You"
To Them When You Have The Chance Now !

Interview question

2011-08-22T04:25:00.000-07:00

Cute interview question:-

U r going alone on ur bike at night in heavy raining.
Suddenly u see 3 people waiting 4 bus...

1. An old sick lady who is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. D perfect partner u hv dreamed about.

Wich 1 wud u choose knowing dt u can pick up only 1?

Candidate's answer-
I would give bike to my old friend nd ask him 2 take the lady 2 the hospital,
and go walking with my partner in the rain..!

Myntra SMS

2011-08-18T02:31:00.000-07:00

Apni Zindagi ke paap mitaane ke liye 108 baar iss mantra ka jaap karo
East or west, (Your name) is the best.
Ab mera naam delete karke apna naam daal kar aur paap mat karo.

Selfish Feeling

2011-08-15T09:23:00.000-07:00

He is Selfish,
But 0nly Because He Wants You For Himself.

He Gets Jealous Easily,
But 0nly Because He Wants To Be The 0nly 0ne Around You.

He Doesn't Want Any 0ther Guys To Be With You,
But 0nly Because He's Afraid 0f Losing You.

He's All That,
But 0nly Because He is Madly In Love With You ♥

True Love

2011-08-12T02:14:00.000-07:00

Girl:- Do you love me ?
Boy:- Yes,
Girl:- Prove It..!
BOY:- How ?
Girl:- Jump down from the Roof..! :O
'he Walked Up to the Edge,'n said with a Smile: "Push Me..!":(

I Want Your Hands to be the Last Ones Touching Me.. !

How to Detect Hidden Camera in Trial Room?

2011-08-11T12:25:00.000-07:00

How to Detect Hidden Camera in Trial Room?

How to Detect Hidden Camera in Trial Room?

In front of the trial room take your mobile and make sure that mobile can make calls........
Then enter into the trail room, take your mobile and make a call.....
If u can't make a call......!!!!
There is a hidden camera......
This is due to the interference of fiber optic cable during the signal transfer......

Please forward this to your friends to educate this issue to the
public......To prevent our innocent ladies from HIDDEN CAMERA...........

Pinhole Cameras in Changing Rooms of Big Bazaar, Shoppers Stop?

A few days ago, I received this text message:
Please don't use Trial room of BIG BAZAAR there are pinhole cameras to make MMS of young girls.
So, please forward to all girls. Also forward to all boys who have sisters and girlfriends.

Don't be shy in forwarding this message. Because its about protecting the integrity of all girls & ladies.

HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR?

When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., How many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror I.e., they can see you, but you can't see them. There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms.

It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of Mirror we are looking at?

CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST:

Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror.

However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (There may be someone seeing you from the other side). So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do.

This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass.

Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms.

Share this with your sisters, wife, daughters, friends, colleagues, etc.

Pass this message to all Ur friends in the Contacts.

Sonia Gandhi Jokes

2011-08-11T02:08:00.001-07:00

Sonia gandhi 1 school visit krne gyi 1 class me a kar boli bachcho koi sawal puchna hai to pucho.

Papu bola mere 3 sawal hai

1) Aap khud prime minister Q nahi bani
2) Ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji
3) Apka kitna paisa Swiss bank me hai.

Isse pehle ki Sonia ji jawab deti half time ke bell ho gayi.

After half time

Bablu khadha hokar bola Mam mere 5 sawal hai..
3 to Pappu wale hai

4) Half time ki bell 20min phle kaise baji?
Or akhiri sawal
?
Q5=Pappu kaha hai....??

Today's World

2011-08-10T23:51:00.000-07:00

Today we have bigger houses, but small families.
More degrees, less common sense.
Advanced medicines, but poor health.
Touched moon, but no contact with neighbours.
High income, yet less peace of mind.
We say it's MODERN LIFE.

Leadership Matters

2011-08-10T13:49:00.000-07:00

Leadership Matters

A silent msg for all Indian

If you Built an Army of 100 Lions and
Their Leader is a Dog,

The Lions Will Die Like Dogs.

But If you built an Army of 100 Dogs and
Their Leader is a Lion,

All Dogs will Fight Like Lion.

Leadership Matters...

A Silent Msg for All Indian.

Raksha Bandhan SMS in English

2011-08-10T13:48:00.000-07:00

Brothers
and
sisters
know
very
well
what�s
in
each
other�s
hearts.
They
share
some
of
the
best
moments
of
life
with
one
another.
Their
bonding
is
just
precious
and
Brothers and sisters know very well whats in each others hearts. They share some of the best moments of life with one another. Their bonding is just precious and timeless!

14 August SMS in 140 words

2011-08-10T13:46:00.000-07:00

Thousands laid down their lives so
that our country is breathing this day
Never forget their sacrifice.
Happy Independence Day

14 August SMS in 140 words

2011-08-10T13:45:00.005-07:00

Thousands laid down their lives so
that our country is breathing this day
Never forget their sacrifice.
Happy Independence Day

15 August SMS in 140 words

2011-08-10T13:45:00.001-07:00

!!‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘!
!!‘‘‘@‘‘‘!
!!‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘!
!!
!!
!!
‘‘JAY HIND‘‘
…Feel PROUD 2 B AN INDIA ……..

Independence Day SMS in 160 words

2011-08-10T13:44:00.001-07:00

independence Day iz a good time to examine
who we are and how we got here.HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

Independence Day SMS in 140 words

2011-08-10T13:43:00.001-07:00

we live in a funny nation,
where pizza reaches home faster than the ambulance or police………..
.
.
.
.
.
::::: happy independence day::::

SMS for Raksha Bandhan

2011-08-10T13:42:00.000-07:00

Sath pale aur sath bhade hain
Khub mila bachpan mein pyar
Bhai bhain ka pyar bhadane
Aaya rakhi ka tyohar
Happy Raksha Bandha

Rakhi Quotes in Hindi

2011-08-10T13:40:00.001-07:00

Phoolon ka taron ka sabka kehna hai, ek hazaron me mere Bhaiya hai…luv u always. Happy Rakhi.

Raksha Bandhan SMS 140 Words

2011-08-10T13:39:00.003-07:00

RAKSHA BANDHAN KI AAGRIM SHUBH KAMANYE BHAGWAN KARE IS RAKHI ME SABHI BOY FRIEND AAPKE BHAI BANJAYE AUR AAP YE GAANA HAMESHA GAATI RAAHE ---> BHAIYA MERE RAKHI KE BANDHAN KO NIBHANA ...

rakhi SMS in140 Words

2011-08-10T13:37:00.001-07:00

rakhi
ka
bhandan
hai
pyara.
bhehan
bhai
ka
rishta
hai
dulara.
bhaiya
mujhe
rakhi
ke
bhandan
pe
dedo
ek
gift
pyara
rakhi ka bhandan hai pyara. bhehan bhai ka rishta hai dulara. bhaiya mujhe rakhi ke bhandan pe dedo ek gift pyara pyara.

Romantic SMS for Girlfriend

2011-08-08T10:00:00.001-07:00

Quote of The Millennium
“Beautiful words said by a Boy To a Girl
“The next girl I will ever love on this earth will be our daughter”

friend and girlfriend sms

2011-08-08T09:57:00.001-07:00

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Boyfriend and girlfriend sms

2011-08-08T09:56:00.001-07:00

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Microsoft Launched New software related to Cricket

2011-08-08T07:22:00.000-07:00

After Big Success Of:- . . . . . . . .
MS Word . . . . . . . .
MS Excel . . . . . . . .
MS Power Point etc., . . . . . . . .
Microsoft Launched New software related to cricket . . . . . . . . .
MS Dhoni .........

Gal&Boy after Break-up Facts

2011-08-06T01:57:00.001-07:00

Gal&Boy aftr Break-up

Gal:ur New Gf is Pretty (in Mind...Is she Really Pretty than Me?

Boy:Ya She is.!!(in mind...Bt u r still d most Beautiful Gal i know)

Gal:I Heard dat she is Funny&Amazin (All the Stuff dat i wasn't)

Boy:Sure She is...(Bt she is nothin compard 2 u)

Gal:Well I Hope...u both last...(We never did)

Boy:I Hope u do too...(What Happened to u&Me.???)

Gal:Well...I gotta go...(Before i start Cry)

Boy:Ya me too...(I Hope you don't Cry)

Gal:Bye...(I Still Love u&Miss u)

Facts about Boys

2011-07-30T10:02:00.001-07:00

Boys Facts
=>>When a Boy Calls You: he Wants to be With You
=>>When a Boy Quite: he is Listening to You
=>>When a Boy is Not Arguing: he Realizes he's Wrong
=>>When a Boy Says "I'm Fine": After a Few Minutes he Means it
=>>When a Boy Stares at You: he Wishes You Would Care About Him n Wonders if You do
=>>When Your Laying Your Head on a Boy's Chest: he Has The World
=>>When a Boy Calls You Everyday: he is in Love
=>>When a Boy Tells You he Loves You: he Means it
=>>When a Boy Says he Can't Live Without You: he's With You Till You'RE Done
=>>When a Boy Says he Miss You: he Misses You More Than Yuh Could Miss Him.. !

Dedicated To All My Dear Friends

2011-07-30T01:41:00.001-07:00

You Scroll Through Your Contcts In Your Cell...

Each Name You See Pops Up A Different Story In Your Mind
'n You Miss A Heartbeat At Few Special Ones...

You Are Confused With Your Own Feelings 'n Then You Find Yourself Smilin At Nothing..

You Realize That You Were Cherishing All The Good Moments With Each of Them....
'n Without A Second Thought You End Up Texting Or Colling up...
But 10 Years.....

From Now Is It Gonna Be The Same???
Will You Atleast Give Missed Colls To The Ones That Were Your Dearest..??

You Feel A Distance With Them..
'n You Wish You Were Closer...:-'(........

Just Wanted To Say "BE IN TOUCH"

Dedicated To All My Dear Friends...!
Happy Friendship Day

Luck Facts - Cricket SMS

2011-07-28T23:08:00.001-07:00

Ganguly: Do or die
Sehwag: Do before you die
Dravid: Do until you die
Sachin: Do something that never die
Laxman: Do when everybody else has died
Yuvraj: Do, die, reborn
Dhoni: Do before luck dies

Happy friendship day 2011

2011-07-28T21:53:00.000-07:00

Happy friendship day 2011

Friendship Day is on 7th august 2011 on Sunday.

FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU"

Friendship Day Quotes 2011

2011-07-28T21:41:00.000-07:00

When is Friendship Day 2011?
Friendship Day is on 7th august 2011 on Sunday.

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

Every person is a new door to a different world.

We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more.

For more Click here: Friendship SMS

Friendship day Date

2011-07-28T21:39:00.000-07:00

When is Friendship Day ?
Friendship Day is on 7th august 2011 on Sunday.

Met u, became frnds,
shrd secrets, freaked out,
had fun, fought with u,
Laughed with u, Smiled with u,
Cried with u, Hurt u, Teased u,
And here i am, still thinking of u..
Long journey, huh!!?
And we shall never let it end, right?

More Click here : Friendship SMS

Friendship Day 2011

2011-07-28T21:30:00.000-07:00

Flower remembers bees,
Fish remembers water,
Tree remembers the rain,
At this moment I remember you!
To say happy friendship day to U!
Friendship Day 2011

When is Friendship Day in 2011?

2011-07-28T21:28:00.001-07:00

When is Friendship Day in 2011?
Friendship Day is on 7th august 2011 on Sunday.

Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth,
but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.
Happy Friendship Day

SMS in 140 words

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I love you Wallpapers

I love u Pics

Quotes Pics

Girl Poem

Why Boys Are happy ?

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Pongal sms in 140 words

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Makar Sankranti in Marathi

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MakarSankranti SMS in 140 words

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There are only 5 things we need in life:

ipad Jokes

Investment Matters are Subject to Market Risks. Please Read the Offer Document Carefully Before Investing. .!!

Love wish

Relationship status

"A very good relationship"A Very Good RelationshipNeeds Just Two Things: ... - 'LITTLE TIME' To Be SpentWith Them...And- 'TRUE CARE' To Be ShownAlways ... !!

3 most difficult things to do in the world.

Sad love story

NO IDEA - Get Idea

Global Warming quotes

Gambir Before his Marriage

Financial Management

Tats y we r engineers;-) !!!

Petrol Wallpaper

What is attachment?

School Days

Ra.One' Funny One-liners :

Funny C I D Facts

Things in boys room

Unexpressed Love

Ex Girlfriend Letter

Sachin Quote

MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING YOU HAVE".That'S Life..!!

Break up due to mobile

Crazy questionnaire!

Hate love letter

HOW FRENDSHIP ENDS?

Innocence Of True Love

break up Quotes

It's Love

Economical Quotes

Yes, I am boy

SMS in 140 words: English Speaking Jokes

English Speaking Jokes

ENGINEERS DAY

Facts of Life

SALMAN in FACEBOOK Style.

KBC analysis

Pizza Hut Jokes

A Sweet Reply

What is Mistake?

I have Learned

Sorry SMS for girls

Love is not about doing something but about believing someone

Sad Love Story

Singham Jokes

Life means

What hurts the Most ?

Strange Feeling

Height of Insult.

Ram Ravan and Rajnikanth Jokes

Real Facts of Love

Say "I Love You"

Interview question

Myntra SMS

Selfish Feeling

True Love

How to Detect Hidden Camera in Trial Room?

Sonia Gandhi Jokes

Today's World

Leadership Matters

Raksha Bandhan SMS in English

"A very good relationship"

A Very Good Relationship
Needs Just Two Things:

... - 'LITTLE TIME' To Be Spent
With Them...

And

- 'TRUE CARE' To Be Shown
Always ... !!