Jokes sms in hindi
boss: tum itne chhote kapade kyon pahanti ho?
secretory: kya karu itni Salary me itne chhote kapade aate he
boss: chalo aaj se tumhari Salary band.
A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says:
Saala pura body headache maar raha hai
______ gadhe pe baith ke college jaata tha.
3 saal bad paidal college jaane laga.
Socho kyon???
Kyoki gadhe ki graduation complete ho gayi.....
A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho
ticket dena, the person at the window tells him that there is a house
full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de do.
PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam,
par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
khuda ki rahmat sare sanshar pe barse..
mere hisse ki rahmat mere yaar pe barse..
aye khuda mujhe kar dena pani...
agar kabhi mera yaar pyaass ko tarse...
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