Crush SMS in 140 words

 Crush SMS in 140 words

That Awesome moment -
when your crush shares a smile with you.
and,..
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You keep smiling whole day.

Friend and Best Friend Messages

Difference Between Friends and Best Friends..
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¤When Result comes:
Friends:" kitne % aaye.. ??
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Best friend:" Aur duffer pass hua ki nahi.. ??
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¤When you met with accident:
Friend:" Are you okay.. ??

Best Friend:" abey, Gaadi chalani aati nahi hai toh chalata kyu hai.. ??
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¤When you get into a fight:
Friend:" Leave them..

Best Friend:" Bas itna bata kis kutte ne hath lagaya..??
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¤When you ask for money:
Friend:" Sorry i Don't have..

Best Friend:" Kyun Bhai..Tere baap ki shaadi hai kya.. ??
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Best friend are the most precious thing you have got in your life...

Hit Like For Your Kaminey Friends.

virat kholi jokes

After match wining chase 360 runs australia in dressing room...everyone congratulating virat Virat: woh sab toh thik hai.. par yeh batao merko kis mc bc ne bola ki target 460 hai

Only 2% students solved this in IAS exam With Answer

Only 2% students solved this in IAS exam. 5+3+2=151022 9+2+4=183652 8+6+3=482466 5+4+5=202541 then 7+2+5=__________? Reply must & Prove You are genius...! Answer is 143547

Husband Wife And Mother In Law Joke

Cheers all d girls for this..... !!!! Living with husband is a part of living.........but living with the same husband for years is 'art of living'!!!!!!! But living with same husband and Mother- Inlaw under one roof is' Art of Survival'

Bhikari Jokes

Ultimate Bezzati..; . Barish Me Bus Stop pe Log bus K intizaar me khade the, 1 bhikari aya, Sub se paise liye Or Taxi me baith kr chala gya. . .

Monsoon Offer Jokes

Wife saw board outside a shop Monsoon Offer Only for today : Banarsi saree 10/- Nylon 8/- Cotton 5/- Yipeee, she says Excited Wife to Hsbnd Give me Rs. 500, I'll buy 50 sarees Hsbnd - Birbal ki ma, istri ki dukan hai vo !! Share if u liked it

who is human being?

Who is human being ??? The person who cut the trees and make papers then write "SAVE THE TREES"in that papers

3 most difficult things to do in the world.

3 most difficult things to do
in the world.
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1. You cant count your hair.
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2. You cant wash your eyes
with soap.
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3. You cant breathe when
your tongue is out..
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Now please put your
tongue back inside,
And like the status. :P

MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING YOU HAVE".That'S Life..!!

A 9 year old boy went to an
ICE CREAM parlour.
Waiter: What do you want?
Boy: How much a
CONE ICE CREAM costs?
Waiter: Rs.15/-
Then the BOY checked his pocket
& asked cost of
small cone?
Irritated Waiter angrily said:
Rs.12/-
Boy ordered a small cone, had it, paid bill & left.
When the waiter came to pick the EMPTY PLATE
tears rolled down from his eyes.
The boy had
left Rs.3 as TIP
for him.
"MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING YOU HAVE".That'S Life..!!

 

Pls dont Forget to share....

Yes, I am boy

♥! Yes, I'm a Boy. I push doors that clearly say PULL... I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing... I walk into a room and forget why I was there... I count on my fingers in math class...I lie sometimes to hide the pain... I say it is a long story when it's really not... I cry a lot more than you think I do... I get attached to people who care even a little about me... A broken nail is as painful as a broken heart... Yes, I'm a Boy !♥

Share if u agree....

Leadership Matters

 Leadership Matters

A silent msg for all Indian

If you Built an Army of 100 Lions and
Their Leader is a Dog,

The Lions Will Die Like Dogs.

But If you built an Army of 100 Dogs and
Their Leader is a Lion,

All Dogs will Fight Like Lion.

Leadership Matters...

A Silent Msg for All Indian.