Top 6 MUNNA CIRCUIT Jokes

Top 6 MUNNA CIRCUIT Jokes Collection

 Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log
opration se pehle
patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration
sikh gaya
to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam
likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan
karne ka he na.



Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.



  Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu
bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi
pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!! 

 Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania
Mirza se phone pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong
number!!

Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati
Kaha Rehta He?
Munaa- DHOBIGHAT Pe
Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To?
Munaa- English Me Bole To
“WOSHING TOWN"

Top 6 Kanjus Jokes

Top 6 Kanjus Jokes

1. Kanjus:" Yeh banana kaise diya ??
Shopkeeper:" 1Rs..
Kanjus:" 60 Paisa ka deta hai ??
S.K:" 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega..
Baniya:" Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de..
 

2. Kanjus on his death bed..
My wife, where r u ??
Wife:" Yes, I'm here with son nd daughter,
kanjus : r u all here ??
son : Yes, Papa
Kanjus:" To phir bahar wale kamre
ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ???
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3. Kanjus 14th floor se neeche gira Girte waqt ,
usne apne ghar ki khidki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla ke bola:"
MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA..
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4. Kanjus ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke uski jaan bachai..
Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di..
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi,
kanjus ne phir khoon diya..
Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye
Kanjus (Gusse se):" Mercedes kyun nahin di ??
Sheikh:" Munna!!!
Ab hamare andar bhi kanjus ka khoon daud raha hai...
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5. Kanjus ko bhoot chadh gaya,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha ke paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo..
Warna main to bhookha hi mar jaoonga
wo kamina kanjus to khana tak nhi khata ...

6. Titanic Ke Saath kanjus Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:" Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai ??
Kanjus:" Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahin Khareeda...

Pj Sms In Hindi

Life mein 2 bate hamesha yaad rakhna 1. Hawa chalti he to patte hilte hai. 2. Nahi chalti, to nahi hilte. Bas bhai Thanks mat bolna, Jab tak knowledge hai dete rahenge.

Guts Of Students Sms

PUNE & MUMBAI college principls argued dat der students r fearles. PUNE colege principl called d studnts n askd 2 jump in sea ful of sharks. Dey jumped Principl said:"c d guts" MUMBAI college Principl called d students & told dem 2 jump. Dey said "yeda zala ka taklya?" Principl said "C the guts"..

Jokes On Salary

SALARY aur PERIOD Ek jaise hote hain.. 30 din me 1 baar aati hai Aur 4-5 din me khatm ho jati hai.. Late aaye to tension Aur Agar na aaye to Samjho WATT lag gayi....

Santa In Dubai Jokes

Santa goes to a Dubai Night Club and makes love to an Arab woman.... Girl enjoys herself n makes noises - Ooh, aah, ya allah, ya..aah khuda, lillaah, ya ali, ya mere maaaaalik.... Annoyed Santa: "Aisa kar tu pehle Namaaz padh le".......

Himmatwala Movie Jokes

'Himmatwala'Special Jokes :

- Breaking News:
US attacks North Korea by dropping
Himmatwala Dvd's.

- In India, 1st April to be renamed
as'Himmatwala Day'.

- Sanjay Dutt decided to go Jail than
watching Himmatwala.

- Lashkar-E-Tayba -owns responsibility of
Himmatwala.

- Sajid Khan to receive National Award
for'WTF Film'category.

- Rajanikant went to Coma after watching
Himmatwala.

- Best scene in Himmatwala:
"The Interval".

- Income Tax department to raid audience
who watched Himmatwala.

- Sonia Gandhi decides to go back to Italy
after watching Himmatwala.

- Kajol claimed Divorce after watching
Himmatwala

- Ques.: If Sajid Khan; Farah Khan&Sirish
Kunder fall off a tall building, who will
survive....??
Ans.: INDIAN CINEMA =D :p ;) X_X

- BREAKING NEWS !!
Rahul Gandhi to visit the victims of
Himmatwala soon.

- Apocalypse is when you accidentally go
to watch Himmatwala and the'Jumping
Japang'ad is played during the interval !

- Reportedly Rajnikanth went to Coma and
Sir Ravindra Jadeja lost his memory after
watching Himmatwala.

- Virat Kohli has blocked Tamannah after
watching Himmatwala!!

- North Korea is entering in a state of war
against South Korea. I suggest them to
drop DVD's of Drona, Tees Maar Khan,
Joker and Himmatwala on each other.
Instant Death!

- Not the actor, but each person coming
out of the hall after watching the movie,
should be called'Himmatwala'!

- Farah Khan challenged Sajid Khan to
make something worse than the IPL ads.
Sajid Khan made Himmatwala.

- Just came across a song from
Himmatwala"maar de bum pe laat". So
what are we all waiting for? Let's head
towards Sajid Khan's house.

- After I saw Himaatwala, i felt like doing
Ajay Devgan's'Apharan'and then pour
some'Gangajaal'on him and finally hand
him over to'Singham'

- If Ajay Devgan continues to act in movies
like Himmatwala, days are not far when
his neighbors'kids will confuse him
with'Rikshawala'.

- Two minutes of silence for those who
have advanced booked Himmatwala
tickets.

- Sad Story :
Hum 4 friend Himmatwala dekhne gaye the
aaj par wapas 3 hi aaye :(
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Ek Friend Coma me chala gaya movie
dekhte dekhte :'(

- The tiger who acted in Sajid Khan's
Himmatwala ...is now considering leaving
Bollywood and going back to the Zoo..
His career is Ruined....!!

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Pizza Jokes in Hindi

 Pizza Jokes in Hindi


Ek ladka-ladki hotel me gaye...
Waiter- Kya loge.?
Ladki- Sabziyoo waali roti..
Waiter- What.??
Ladka- Gaon ki hai ,
PIZZA maang rahi hai.

Santa Train Jokes

Santa train me
ek seat par akela leta tha

Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:-
"bhai thoda side me ho jaiye
mujhe bhi baithna hai...

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Santa -:
"tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..?? 

Aadmi darr k 
dusri jagah baith gaya...

phir ek pahalwan aaya 
aur bola :-
"side me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai...

Santa -:
"abe oye tujhe pata hai
mai kaun hu..?

Pahalwan ne Santa ki gardan
pakad k utha liya aur bola:
"haan bol tu kaun hai..??
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Santa -:
"ji mai"Bimaar"hu..
2 din se tezz bukhar hai..:p :O

Mobile Funny Jokes

Boy: Call Me Shona
Girl: Shona..

B: Call Me Sweetheart
G: Sweetheart..

B: Call Me Honey
G: Honey..

B: Abey Gadhe ki bachhi call kar mujhe!
Girl: Oh ok ok!.... :D

Kasab Jokes

The Government gave two choices to Kasab:-
Hang until death ...
or

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Watch Son Of Sardar twice back to back... ;) :D

Husband Wife Jokes

A Couple never fought in 25Yrs!!!
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A friend asked - How did U make it
possible??
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Husband - We went 2 Shimla for our Honeymoon, While Horse riding

My Wife's Horse jumped & my wife
fell down,

she got up, patted the
Horse's back & said "Dis is your 1st time"
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After a while,it happened again. She said "dis is your 2nd time" &
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When it happened the 3rd time, she
took out a gun & shot the horse.
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I shouted, U psycho, U killed the horse.
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She gave a grave look & said "dis is your 1st time". &

Since then we are very happy... :P

Corruption Jokes

EPIC:

Kya Logic hai..!
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Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
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Corruption maarega Congress ko

Millionaires Jokes

 Millionaires Jokes

All men are millionaires -
atleast by sperm
count!!!
And the funny part is..
Even these millions are
also spent on
women...!!!

Akbar Birbal Jokes

If you know what I mean

Akbar: Hamare ammi abba humse itni mohabt karte thhe,
ke hame sulane k lie sari sari raat jagte rehte, or hum fir b na sote the.

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Birbal: Tabhi to aap ek laute reh gaye huzoor

Riksa Wala ka Joke

Riksa me baithi ladki boli-Riksa dhire chalao mera dudh uchal rha he. 
Rikshawala-BRA nai pehni ho kya? 
Ladki-Haramjade, dibbe ka dudh uchal rha he !
 

ipad Jokes

1st K.G kid TO 2nd K.G kid: "u have nice slate"
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2nd K.G kid: "Duffer! its i-Pad

Global Warming quotes

Dear Plant eaters,
Chicken never gave oxygen..

Chicken never gave shade..

Loss of chicken never caused global warming..

Then why eat the good plants n trees!!!!
Try chicken !!!! Go green !!!

What is attachment?

" Attachment is not when two people chat Day & Night...
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Its when someone mails u and adds an image or data file with it. That File is known as ATTACHMENT:P:P:P


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Funny C I D Facts

Crazy C.I.D Facts :
1. Daya has the world record of breaking most number of doors.
2. C.I.D bureau has 1 toyota qualis since last 11 years. ...
3. In entire 20 storeyed building of C.I.D only 7 people works.
4. There is no POLICE,,C.I.D handles every case.
5. Accused person accepts his crime only aftergetting slap from Daya on face.
6. None of them ever got married.except fredric
7. None of them ever got promotion:)

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