Filmy Joke of the day

Filmy Joke of the day

Pyaar sabi ko chahiye...
Farak sirf itna hia ki ladkiyon ko Yashraj film
wala chahiye
aur ladkon ko Mahesh Bhatt wala.......!!!!!

Miss you SMS for Boyfriends

 Miss you SMS for Boyfriends /him

When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind...
- When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply...
- When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of
questions,
She is wondering how long you will be
around...
- When a GIRL answers,
"I'm fine" after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine...
- When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying...
- When a GIRL lays on
your chest,
She is wishing for you to be her's forever...
- When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention...
- When a GIRL sms u
everyday,
She wants you to reply at least once...
- When a GIRL says I love you,
She means it...
- When a GIRL says that she can't live without
you,
She has made up her mind that you are her
future...
- When a GIRL says, i
miss you...
No one in this world can miss you more than
that..

Good Morning SMS for Girl Friend in English

 Good Morning SMS for Girl Friend in English

I don't have the words
To make you feel better,
But I do have the arms
To give you a hug,
Ears to listen to whatever
You want to talk about, and
I have a heart, a heart
That's aching to see you
Smile again..!

good mrng.... my Girlfriend , my love, my sweethrt

Chocolate Advertise Joke

  Chocolate  Advertise Joke

Dear chocolate commercials,

No one eats it in slow motion with their eyes closed and giving orgasm like expressions..

Sincerely,
Normal people.

Funny Overacting Jokes of Boy and Girl

 Funny Overacting Jokes of Boy and Girl 

Boy:can i hold your hand ?
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Girl:no
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Boy:why?
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Girl:because it hurts when you leave it
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Boy: baap reeee, i am acting but she is
overacting

Love SMS in 140 Words

Love SMS in 140 Words

Excellent saying by a great man about
love..
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" Love is one beautiful foRest,
wheRe
BRave TigeRs aRe killed by Beautiful DeeRs"..

2 advices to Boys

2 advices to Boys

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Never laugh at ur G.F's choices - You are one of them...
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Never be proud of ur choices - Your G.F. is one of them

Height of innocence

Height of innocence
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A small girl looks at her brother's girlfriend
and asks innocently . .
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"Everyday u come to meet my brother,
Don't u have your own brother?

Funniest Joke about Girls Must Must Must Read

Funniest Joke about Girls

2 Ladkiya bus me,
seat ke liye lad rahi thi.....
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Conductor: Kyun lad rahi ho?
Jo umar mei badi ho wo baith jaye...
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Bas fir kya....
Dono poore raste khadi hi rahi.

Whatsaap Funny Jokes

 Whatsaap Funny Jokes

Boyfriend to Girlfriend

Kabhi kabhi mere dil me ye khayal aata hai....

Kabhi kabhi mere dil me ye khayal aata hai....

Jab tu 10:30pm baje so jati hai,

To tera whatsapp last seen at
2:30am kyu batata hai...?

GF jokes

GF Jokes

Gf: Meri mummy ko tum bahut
pasand aaye ho
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Pappu : Chal Pagli
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Kuchh bhi ho
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main shadi tumse hi karunga...
Aunty se kehna wo mujhe bhool
jayen..

A Perfect Girl

A Perfect Girl:

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Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai,
Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai,
Na Kabhi Kisi K Saath Flirt
Karti Hai,
Na Kabhi Jhoot Bolti Hai,
Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai,
Na Kabhi Shaq Karti Hai,
Aur Na Hi Is Duniya Mein
Paayi Jaati Hai....:):):):)

LADKIYON KI KAHANI Jokes

LADKIYON KI KAHANI:
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If v treat her nice she says :"yaar mujhe line de raha hai"
If v dont she says"kitna akarta hai"
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If v dress nicely she says"mujhe
impress karna chahta hai"

If v dont she says"tasteless hai yaar"
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If v argue with her she says"ziddi hai"

If v sit quietly she says"dumb hai"
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If v dont love her she says:"is ka to
pehle se hi 2,3 ladkiyon ka saath chakkar hai"

If v love her she says"peechhe hi pad gayaa hai"
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If v scold her she says"you act like a
grandpa giving lecture"

If she scolds us she says"Yaar, its becoz i care"
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If v break a promise she says :
"I dont not trust u any more"
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If she breaks she says:"jaan main majboor thi.

koi nhi smaz paya inhe. : O d bigest puzzl evr.
agree ....?????

Brought to you by POGO

Brought to you by POGO....:D
Girl friend aisi honi chahiye jis ki godh mein sar rakho,
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to Us ka Chehra nazar na aye...!! ;)=D=)) X_X :p

jisko samjha thoko like... baki chota bheem shuru hota hi hoga dekhlo...

Pregnant SMS in Hindi

 Pregnant SMS in Hindi

Doctor to pregnant Girl: "Kaise hua?"
Girl: "Mom Dad film dekhne gaye to boyfriend ghar aaya tha."
Dr: "Tum kyo nahi gayi film dekhne?"
Girl: "Adult film thi."
=)) =))

Personal Jokes about Girlfriend

Girl :- My Janu Baby Shona.
Ye Personal Aur
Secret Me Kya Difference Hota Hai??
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Boy:- Tum Meri Gf Ho Ye Personal Hai .
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And Teri Behen Bhi,
Meri Gf Hai Ye Secret Hai. :D :O
Gf Shockss Boy Rocks ... ;)

Love fight SMS

After A Fight
You Don't Want To Talk
And Still You Check Our
Mobile To Know
If You Have Missed Call
Or Msg That's The Innocence Of
Love....
Hit Like If You Are Agree ....♥

Funny Jokes in Hindi On Girlfriend

Difference Between Friends and Girlfriends

Friend or girlfriend me kya fark
hota hai…..??
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Friend wo hai jis se hum udhar lete
hain
Aur
girlfriend wo hai jiske liye hum
udhar lete hai :P :D

Boy Friends height Jokes

Height of Possessiveness  of boy friend :

 

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A boy is dying of cancer..!!
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Friend: Why do you keep telling
people you are dying of AIDS?
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Boy: when I die,
No one will dare to touch my
Girlfriend..!! ;)
Hraami boyfrn xD

Love Question Sms In 140 Words Limit

Its too difficult to answer wen yo own crush asks u dat who is yo crush ..?