Mujhe Garib ke ghar ki Khichdi, Maa ke haath ke Pizzza se zyada achhi lagti hai. . . . . . . . . . . Second man : Kamine, teri Maa nahi hoti to Aaj Garib bhi Pizza khaa raha hota.
A Beggar sitting on the road with a board that says.,........ . . . . "Give me some Money otherwise I will Vote for Congress again and make you to sit near me"
Mistake Mistake Mistake | . . If a BARBER makes a mistake, itsa new style..!! . . If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new law..!! . . If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention..!! . . If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new fashion..!! . . If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new theory..!! . . If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a"MISTAKE"! Esaaa kiun hai..!!! Saada Haqqq ethee rakh!!!!!!!!! :P
Rahul Gandhi : Mom hum is desh ko kab tak lootenge, . Sonia Gandhi : "Jab tak hai jaan", . Rahul : Aur humari help kaun karega, . Sonia : "Son Of Sardar"..