Husband Wife And Mother In Law Joke

Cheers all d girls for this..... !!!! Living with husband is a part of living.........but living with the same husband for years is 'art of living'!!!!!!! But living with same husband and Mother- Inlaw under one roof is' Art of Survival'

touching words by dad

Touching words by a dad-

Dear Son, if U think ur Dad, Mom, Teacher, Boss are strict and harsh to u

Wait for a....WIFE.
Then,
U would love them All..

Girls never understand what a boy wants 2 say";).

A Boy was driving a car.
.
A girl on scooty overtook him.
.
Boy shouted, "Hey Buffalo"
.
Girl turned back n shouted.."you donkey,
idiot, stupid monkey"
.
Suddenly she had an accident She was hit by
a buffalo crossing d road..
.
.
MORAL: "Girls never understand what a boy
wants 2
say";).

attitude facts

" The audience see a Joker as Joker ! But d Joker sees himself as a Performer " No matter wat others think , Its your life , Go on with confidence…

rejection sms

Never cry for someone who rejectd U… just smile and say: "Thanks for giving me the chance to find someone better than You.." dat's attitude…

who is human being?

Who is human being ??? The person who cut the trees and make papers then write "SAVE THE TREES"in that papers

pain of life sms

Every HEART has a pain but Only the way of expression is different, Ordinary people hide it in EYES, While brilliant hide it in their SMILE.

Cheat sms

Wenevr u Lie Or Cheat d Person Who Likes U,
Don't Think they R Fools to Believe U,
]They Hide Deir Feelgz Bcoz they Don't Like To Disapoint U.

Mobile sms

There is no perfect life

Life never seems to be
the way we want it,
but we live it in the
best way we can.

There is no perfect life but we
can fill it with perfect moments.

One line sms

Everybody will say, mistake is the first step of success, but the real fact is correction of mistake is the first step of success.


Successful person always have two things in their lips. Smile and silence.

Patience is not much about waiting but it is about how one behaves while waiting.

I am not handsome guy, but I can give my hand to someone who needs help.

Umbrella can't stop the rain but protects us. Confidence may not bring success but it gives a heart to face any challenge.

Good lines: we should not go for momentum. We should create the momentum.


If the looser keeps his smile, then the winner will lose the thrill of victory.

Never worry for the delay in your success compared to others because construction of a pyramid takes too much of time than an ordinary building.

Wise words sms

Do not focuses on how to spend less money instead,
focus on how to earn more money to spend.

one Line sms

My first failure created fear on me, but my failure,
after a success created more fear to my opponents.

Wise saying sms

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice,
and then going away and doing the exact opposite.

advice sms in English

Future is not what we planned for tomorrow;
it's the result of what we do today.

Advice sms

Anybody can love a rose
but it takes a great deal to love a leaf.
Don't love sumone who is beautiful
but love the 1 who can make Ur life beautiful.

Thank You Quote

'Thanks to those who hated me, they made me a stronger person

Thanks to those who loved me, they made my heart bigger
.
Thanks to those who were worried about me, they let me know that they actually cared.

Thanks to those who left me, they made me realize that nothinglasts forever.

Thanks to those who entered my life,they made me who i'm today.

GOD bless you all...

Labour Day Quotes

Labour Day Quotes – Labour Sms Message

The end of labor is to gain leisure. ~Aristotle

Labor was the first price, the original purchase-money that was paid for all things.
It was not by gold or by silver, but by labor, that all wealth of the world was
originally purchased. ~Adam Smith

God sells us all things at the price of labor. ~Leonardo da Vinci

Work isn’t to make money; you work to justify life. ~Marc Chagall

Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up
another. ~Anatole France, The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard

A mind always employed is always happy. This is the true secret, the grand recipe,
for felicity. ~Thomas Jefferson

Latest Wise Sms

The Lord will change all our defeat into a path for new blessings. Do not think that failure can push us down. Instead it will be changed into a ladder of blessings.

Humans tell the TRUTH in TWO situations:
ONE: to SAVE “WHAT” they are LOSING,
TWO: when they have ‘NOTHING’ to loose.


Life is made of small jumps over great obstacles. it's in the courage of getting thru them that makes life challenging & exciting.


All the water in the ocean
could never sink a ship
unless it gets inside.
Likewise all the pressures of life
can never hurt you,
unless you let them in.



Success is like your own shadow, if u try to catch then u wil never succeed, ignore it and walk in ur own way.. it wil follow u.

 if you ever want to succeed in your life:
"Be sweet as honey, Be regular as clock, Be fresh as rose, Be soft as tissue, and Be strong as rock."


You never get a second chance
to make a first impression
&
you never born for
the second time to make this life good
so make it good now.

 A leaf which falls from a tree goes wherever wind takes it. Be the wind to drive others, not the leaf to be driven by others.


Life is not always smooth and soft. There may be narrow ways, up and downs, darkness and shadows. Overcome everything with wisdom and patience.


One simple tip to stay happy always.
Never think & speak about a 3rd person,
&
Never think what a 3rd person thinks & speaks about you.


The word Trust is d basis of all relatioas but a small mistake made, can change its entire meaning. Like just a
missing 'T' can 'RUST' d relation!


A Blind Man once asked a Wise man:
"Can there be anything worse than losing your Eye Sight?"
The Wise Man replied:
"Yes.. losing your 'VISION'"

Life is like a fingerprint that can't be changed, so make the best impression with it.

Wise text Sms

ife is not measured by breaths we take in a moment but by the moments that take our breath away

If you wait to be happy,
you will wait for ever.
But if you start to be happy,
you will be happy from today.

 Happiness comes not because we do great things, but because we do small things with great love. Be filled with love everyday.


Good behavior can cover the lack of good looks,
But good looks can never cover the lack of good behavior,
So keep your behavior at the level best.

Everybody have difference thinks in word..but friend have same qulities...love,sacrify.and die



The real art of conversation
is not only to say the
right thing at the right time.
But also to leave the wrong thing
unsaid at the most tempting Moment.

Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live life & make each moment beautiful.

Big fights usually break relations.
But
Minor misunderstandings spoil relations.
And
The fact is spoiled relations
are more painful than broken ones.

Wise text Sms

ife is not measured by breaths we take in a moment but by the moments that take our breath away

If you wait to be happy,
you will wait for ever.
But if you start to be happy,
you will be happy from today.

 Happiness comes not because we do great things, but because we do small things with great love. Be filled with love everyday.


Good behavior can cover the lack of good looks,
But good looks can never cover the lack of good behavior,
So keep your behavior at the level best.

Everybody have difference thinks in word..but friend have same qulities...love,sacrify.and die



The real art of conversation
is not only to say the
right thing at the right time.
But also to leave the wrong thing
unsaid at the most tempting Moment.

Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live life & make each moment beautiful.

Big fights usually break relations.
But
Minor misunderstandings spoil relations.
And
The fact is spoiled relations
are more painful than broken ones.