Veena Malik Hindi Shayari

Sacha piyar wo nahi jis main dil toot jaye, Sacha piyar to wo hai jis main palang toot jaye....! "Veena Malik" ki kitaab (Yaar di Yaari, har raat 5-7 bari)

Only 2% students solved this in IAS exam With Answer

Only 2% students solved this in IAS exam. 5+3+2=151022 9+2+4=183652 8+6+3=482466 5+4+5=202541 then 7+2+5=__________? Reply must & Prove You are genius...! Answer is 143547

Pj Sms In Hindi

Life mein 2 bate hamesha yaad rakhna 1. Hawa chalti he to patte hilte hai. 2. Nahi chalti, to nahi hilte. Bas bhai Thanks mat bolna, Jab tak knowledge hai dete rahenge.

Jokes On Salary

SALARY aur PERIOD Ek jaise hote hain.. 30 din me 1 baar aati hai Aur 4-5 din me khatm ho jati hai.. Late aaye to tension Aur Agar na aaye to Samjho WATT lag gayi....

Santa In Dubai Jokes

Santa goes to a Dubai Night Club and makes love to an Arab woman.... Girl enjoys herself n makes noises - Ooh, aah, ya allah, ya..aah khuda, lillaah, ya ali, ya mere maaaaalik.... Annoyed Santa: "Aisa kar tu pehle Namaaz padh le".......

Monsoon Offer Jokes

Wife saw board outside a shop Monsoon Offer Only for today : Banarsi saree 10/- Nylon 8/- Cotton 5/- Yipeee, she says Excited Wife to Hsbnd Give me Rs. 500, I'll buy 50 sarees Hsbnd - Birbal ki ma, istri ki dukan hai vo !! Share if u liked it

Love Question Sms In 140 Words Limit

Its too difficult to answer wen yo own crush asks u dat who is yo crush ..?

pain of life sms

Every HEART has a pain but Only the way of expression is different, Ordinary people hide it in EYES, While brilliant hide it in their SMILE.

Leave Me Alone

The 0ne Who Holds Yur Hand..
EveryTime When You' Need
Support ;;
Is Surely a BoyFriend/
GirlFriend..!♥'
But..
A True Love ııs 0ne Who ..
Holds Yur Hand More Tııghtly;;
When You' Say..
"Leave Me Alone" !

Mother SMS

"Mother" May Be Educated Or
Uneducated :)
But♥
She is The Best Teacher
From Whom We can Learn how to Show Care & AffectiOn :) 

Halloween SMS

 May This Halloween be as bright as ever.
May this Halloween bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Halloween bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Halloween bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Halloween show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
"WISH U A VERY HAPPY Halloween"

 As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness' claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as Flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy Halloween.

A black baby was given a set of wings by God.
The baby asked "Does this mean I'm an angel".
God laughed and replied,
"Nah niggah u is a bat!"
Happy Halloween

SMS - SMS Message

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
 Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.



Anonymous
Within you, I lose myself, without you, I find myself, searching to be lost again.


The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow.



"A Fool can become a genious when he understands he is a fool"
but "A genious can become a fool when he understands he is a genious"!
-Dr. ABDUL KALAM..!



Herman Hesse
If I know what love is, it is because of you.





Friends, Health & Love
These things don’t come with PRICE TAGS
But
When we lose then, we realize D COST



Sarah Bernhardt
Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.



James J. Walker
Will you love me in December as you do in May,
Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?
When my hair has all turned gray,
Will you kiss me then and say,
That you love me in December as you do in May?


Instead of Thinking about what you are MISSING.
Sometimes it is GOOD to THINK About what you have that many are MISSING.


David Reed
Love me and the world is mine.