Dettol Jokes for Students

 Dettol Jokes for Students

Three types of students
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1. Intelligent bookish
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2. Girlfriend wale
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3. Wo jo Dettol se nahate hai

2014 Jokes in Hindi

 2014 Jokes in Hindi

Interesting thing about Friday in 2014

4/4/2014 Friday

6/6/2014 Friday

8/8/2014 Friday

10/10/2014 Friday

12/12/2014 Friday

Jo calendr 1997 ka tha,

............ wahi,,,

Calendar 2014ka hai,

Date & Day even Festivals
are same,

Kaun kehta hai,
Ki, ................

Gujra hua waqt wapas nahi aata??.

I hope, I am the first who inform u...

Enjoy the year of 1997 in 2014....!

So

We are back in90s

Chocolate Advertise Joke

  Chocolate  Advertise Joke

Dear chocolate commercials,

No one eats it in slow motion with their eyes closed and giving orgasm like expressions..

Sincerely,
Normal people.

Navjot singh shayari jokes

Navjot Singh Sidhu's son in school.

Teacher: What is a Noun?
Oye madam g .....arz kiya hai.
Kutta bhi hota hai apni gali me king.
A Noun is the name of any person ,
place or thing. !!

Papa Jokes

 Papa Jokes

Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?
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Dad: Haan per tumhe kaise pta?
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Son: Aapki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai.
Jo Samjh gaye thoko like baki bacche pogo dekhe.

3 Idiots movie Funniest Jokes

 3 Idiots movie Funniest Jokes

Teacher : '3 Idiots' film dekhne ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila ?

Pappu : Madam yahi ki... Engineering padh kar bhi Medical ki ladki fasaai jaa sakti hai..!!!

Teacher : Shut up and get out !

Tinku : Madam main bataaun ?

Teacher : Haan Tinku, tum bataao.

Tinku : Madam college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehenna chahiye..!!!

Teacher : You also get out !

Chintu : Madam main bataun ?

Teacher : Arre Chintu, you are a brilliant student, I'm sure ki tum sahi bataoge.

Chintu : Madam, sirf Doctors hi nahin Engineers bhi delivery karwa sakta hai...!!!

Student's Life is Like English Movies

Student's Life is Like English Movies

School : Jurassic Park..

Principal : King Kong..

Vice Principle : Hulk..

Teachers : Aliens..

Class Guys : Planet of Apes..

Class Gals : Charlies Angels..

 Syllabus: Deep Blue Sea

Exam : Mission Impossible

Invigilator : Terminator..
Result : 2012 ..(end of the world)

Teacher Pappu Jokes

 Teacher Pappu Jokes

Teacher : Agar sache dil se God se prathna ki jaye,
To woh puri hoti hai..
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Pappu : Rehne do madam Agar aisa hota to Aaj aap waha nahi,
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meri Bahon me hoti...
Teachar Shocked Pappu Rocked..

School Days SMS

God:" beta, koi mannat maango..??
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Student:" Plz Mujhe Meri School
Life Lauta Do...
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God:" Beta, Maine Tumhe mannat
Mangne Ko Kaha"JANNAT"Nahi..: ­P:D
school days r awesome so enjoy it...;-))

Guts Of Students Sms

PUNE & MUMBAI college principls argued dat der students r fearles. PUNE colege principl called d studnts n askd 2 jump in sea ful of sharks. Dey jumped Principl said:"c d guts" MUMBAI college Principl called d students & told dem 2 jump. Dey said "yeda zala ka taklya?" Principl said "C the guts"..

Teacher Banta Jokes

Teacher: Which Mammal flies in air but gives birth to young ones on land.? Banta was so excited as for the 1st time he knew the Answer. Banta: AIRHOSTESS.

Funniest Enginnering joke ever in 140 words

One friend was talking with his friend 1st friend: I have Engineering Degree
kya karu?

2nd friend : Olx pe bech de bc :P

Dirty Students Jokes

 Dirty Students jokes of boy and Girl

Girl : Bus bhi karo AB!
Boy : Kuch bhi nahi hota!
Girl : kisi NE dekh liya to?
Boy : kuch nahi hoga bus sedhi raho aur
thora khol kar rakho!
Girl : bus bohat hogaya AB mein thumain
nahi karne dongi
Boy : please thora as aur karne do!
Agar aaj paper na kar saka
to mein fail ho jaonga....... xD
hahaha gandi soch

Engineering guy Jokes in English

 Engineering guy Jokes in English

A guy asked a girl in a library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you ?"
The girl answered with a loud voice,

"I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU !!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and she told him,

"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking.
I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"

The guy with a loud voice said, "1000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT. THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears,

"I am an Engineer Dont mess with me..!" :P

Student Religious Funny Jokes

Just before two days of exams...
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Students become the most religious
persons on the earth :p :'O

Shivaji jayanti SMS

Aurangjeb shivaji maharaj ko q nahi dhund paya?

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simple

q ki wo mughal tha 'google' nahi..!

Medical Student Jokes

 Medical Student Jokes

Question :-what is love and explain in details ?................... (10 marks)
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Answer:

MBA Student's Answer: Love is life.

... (marks : 1/2 from 10)

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Engineering Student's Answer : Love is pain.

... ( marks : 1/2 from 10)

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Medical Student's Answer :

- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of one or both depending on the resistance associated.

- TYPES:
one sided & both sided

- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenagers but nowadays can be found in any age

- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction

- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe or
Mother's Sandals...

(marks 10 from 10) Excellent !

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N.B :- Don't play with « Medical students » , they can do any thing for 10 marks !

Mistake Mistake Mistake

Mistake Mistake Mistake |
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If a BARBER makes a mistake, itsa
new style..!!
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If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake,
its a new law..!!
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If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its
a new invention..!!
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If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a
new fashion..!!
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If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its
a
new theory..!!
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If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its
a"MISTAKE"!
Esaaa kiun hai..!!! Saada Haqqq
ethee rakh!!!!!!!!! :P

Student ki note book ke last page par kya milega.. ??

Student ki note book ke last page
par kya milega.. ??
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1. love ke % chek karne wali game.
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2.Pen ko chalane k liye kiye gaye
try..
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3.silent class me baat karne ke liye
likhi gayi batein.
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4.aadha page fata hua.
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5.exams k liye imp ques.
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6.cross v/s zero game.
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7.dil ka shape bana hua
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8.Apna sign wid diffrent typs And
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9. Apni crush ka naam..
jise chupane k liye pen se acche se
lines maari ho.. :p :D :D
Agree Students ??

Book Jokes

Kal raat jab bahot dino bad
kitaab kholi
toh ehsaas hua..
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Kitaab khol kr jo Nind aati h,
wo to nind ki goli khane se b
nai aati..