3 Idiots movie Funniest Jokes

 3 Idiots movie Funniest Jokes

Teacher : '3 Idiots' film dekhne ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila ?

Pappu : Madam yahi ki... Engineering padh kar bhi Medical ki ladki fasaai jaa sakti hai..!!!

Teacher : Shut up and get out !

Tinku : Madam main bataaun ?

Teacher : Haan Tinku, tum bataao.

Tinku : Madam college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehenna chahiye..!!!

Teacher : You also get out !

Chintu : Madam main bataun ?

Teacher : Arre Chintu, you are a brilliant student, I'm sure ki tum sahi bataoge.

Chintu : Madam, sirf Doctors hi nahin Engineers bhi delivery karwa sakta hai...!!!

Student's Life is Like English Movies

Student's Life is Like English Movies

School : Jurassic Park..

Principal : King Kong..

Vice Principle : Hulk..

Teachers : Aliens..

Class Guys : Planet of Apes..

Class Gals : Charlies Angels..

 Syllabus: Deep Blue Sea

Exam : Mission Impossible

Invigilator : Terminator..
Result : 2012 ..(end of the world)

Education for ministers

We don't need a Minister for
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We need Education for Ministers…!

Pj Sms In Hindi

Life mein 2 bate hamesha yaad rakhna 1. Hawa chalti he to patte hilte hai. 2. Nahi chalti, to nahi hilte. Bas bhai Thanks mat bolna, Jab tak knowledge hai dete rahenge.

Guts Of Students Sms

PUNE & MUMBAI college principls argued dat der students r fearles. PUNE colege principl called d studnts n askd 2 jump in sea ful of sharks. Dey jumped Principl said:"c d guts" MUMBAI college Principl called d students & told dem 2 jump. Dey said "yeda zala ka taklya?" Principl said "C the guts"..

Teacher Banta Jokes

Teacher: Which Mammal flies in air but gives birth to young ones on land.? Banta was so excited as for the 1st time he knew the Answer. Banta: AIRHOSTESS.

Brain Funny Facts

After spending 12 years in studies i really appriciate my "BRAIN" which is divided in 2 parts ..
Right & Left
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In right nothing is left
In left nothing is right.. xD xP

Engineering guy Jokes in English

 Engineering guy Jokes in English

A guy asked a girl in a library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you ?"
The girl answered with a loud voice,

"I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU !!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and she told him,

"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking.
I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"

The guy with a loud voice said, "1000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT. THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears,

"I am an Engineer Dont mess with me..!" :P

Hard fact about youngsters,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Youngster Funny Facts SMS

Hard fact about youngsters,
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"They are always busy watching the
desktop wallpaper whenever their
parents enter their room'':P

touching words by dad

Touching words by a dad-

Dear Son, if U think ur Dad, Mom, Teacher, Boss are strict and harsh to u

Wait for a....WIFE.
Then,
U would love them All..

newtons sms

According to newton's 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!

funny exam sms

Examiner: y r u under tension? Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?  student: No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)