Filmy Joke of the day

Filmy Joke of the day

Pyaar sabi ko chahiye...
Farak sirf itna hia ki ladkiyon ko Yashraj film
wala chahiye
aur ladkon ko Mahesh Bhatt wala.......!!!!!

Dettol Jokes for Students

 Dettol Jokes for Students

Three types of students
have 100% attendance in schools-
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1. Intelligent bookish
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2. Girlfriend wale
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3. Wo jo Dettol se nahate hai

Miss you SMS for Boyfriends

 Miss you SMS for Boyfriends /him

When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind...
- When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply...
- When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of
questions,
She is wondering how long you will be
around...
- When a GIRL answers,
"I'm fine" after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine...
- When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying...
- When a GIRL lays on
your chest,
She is wishing for you to be her's forever...
- When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention...
- When a GIRL sms u
everyday,
She wants you to reply at least once...
- When a GIRL says I love you,
She means it...
- When a GIRL says that she can't live without
you,
She has made up her mind that you are her
future...
- When a GIRL says, i
miss you...
No one in this world can miss you more than
that..

Good Morning SMS for Girl Friend in English

 Good Morning SMS for Girl Friend in English

I don't have the words
To make you feel better,
But I do have the arms
To give you a hug,
Ears to listen to whatever
You want to talk about, and
I have a heart, a heart
That's aching to see you
Smile again..!

good mrng.... my Girlfriend , my love, my sweethrt

Chocolate Advertise Joke

  Chocolate  Advertise Joke

Dear chocolate commercials,

No one eats it in slow motion with their eyes closed and giving orgasm like expressions..

Sincerely,
Normal people.

Love SMS in 140 Words

Love SMS in 140 Words

Excellent saying by a great man about
love..
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" Love is one beautiful foRest,
wheRe
BRave TigeRs aRe killed by Beautiful DeeRs"..

Facebook Jokes

FaceBook Jokes

Girl: I Love U
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Boys: (started Running)....!!
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Girl: hey hey.. Why u r running????
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Boy: I M going To Change my Relationship On Facebook

2 advices to Boys

2 advices to Boys

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Never laugh at ur G.F's choices - You are one of them...
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Never be proud of ur choices - Your G.F. is one of them

Height of innocence

Height of innocence
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A small girl looks at her brother's girlfriend
and asks innocently . .
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"Everyday u come to meet my brother,
Don't u have your own brother?

Man understands another Man

Man understands another Man

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Customer- I want to buy a Ladies
Watch
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Shopkeeper- Sir, wife ke liye
chahiye ?
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yaa phir Branded dikhaun...?

Funniest Joke about Girls Must Must Must Read

Funniest Joke about Girls

2 Ladkiya bus me,
seat ke liye lad rahi thi.....
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Conductor: Kyun lad rahi ho?
Jo umar mei badi ho wo baith jaye...
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Bas fir kya....
Dono poore raste khadi hi rahi.

Joke Ka Baap

 Joke Ka Baap

India ka sabse bada problem ye hai...

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aadhe se jyada,
Ameer zaade apne baap ko nahi jaante...
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They just keep Asking others :-
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"Tu jaanta hai mera Baap kaun hai?"

The most emotional moment in Boys life

The most emotional moment in Boys
life

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When a Girl says
"Mujhy Request bhejo.?"
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Itni khushi,
Itni khushi,
Bss mat pocho..
Agree boys & girlz ...?

Whatsaap Funny Jokes

 Whatsaap Funny Jokes

Boyfriend to Girlfriend

Kabhi kabhi mere dil me ye khayal aata hai....

Kabhi kabhi mere dil me ye khayal aata hai....

Jab tu 10:30pm baje so jati hai,

To tera whatsapp last seen at
2:30am kyu batata hai...?

Universally True about girls

Universally True about girls  :

The only 2 persons whom a woman listens carefully & follows Sincerely & does EXACTLY as he says is a....
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TAILOR & PHOTOGRAPHER
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Baki to woh kisi ke baap ki bhi nahi sunti

GF jokes

GF Jokes

Gf: Meri mummy ko tum bahut
pasand aaye ho
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Pappu : Chal Pagli
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Kuchh bhi ho
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main shadi tumse hi karunga...
Aunty se kehna wo mujhe bhool
jayen..

sorry sms for girls

Dear girls,

"Sometimes we say sorry because we want to end the fight early."

Honestly,

Guys

Husband Wife And Mother In Law Joke

Cheers all d girls for this..... !!!! Living with husband is a part of living.........but living with the same husband for years is 'art of living'!!!!!!! But living with same husband and Mother- Inlaw under one roof is' Art of Survival'

Brought to you by POGO

Brought to you by POGO....:D
Girl friend aisi honi chahiye jis ki godh mein sar rakho,
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to Us ka Chehra nazar na aye...!! ;)=D=)) X_X :p

jisko samjha thoko like... baki chota bheem shuru hota hi hoga dekhlo...

Pregnant SMS in Hindi

 Pregnant SMS in Hindi

Doctor to pregnant Girl: "Kaise hua?"
Girl: "Mom Dad film dekhne gaye to boyfriend ghar aaya tha."
Dr: "Tum kyo nahi gayi film dekhne?"
Girl: "Adult film thi."
=)) =))