Student's Life is Like English Movies

Student's Life is Like English Movies

School : Jurassic Park..

Principal : King Kong..

Vice Principle : Hulk..

Teachers : Aliens..

Class Guys : Planet of Apes..

Class Gals : Charlies Angels..

 Syllabus: Deep Blue Sea

Exam : Mission Impossible

Invigilator : Terminator..
Result : 2012 ..(end of the world)

Teacher Pappu Jokes

 Teacher Pappu Jokes

Teacher : Agar sache dil se God se prathna ki jaye,
To woh puri hoti hai..
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Pappu : Rehne do madam Agar aisa hota to Aaj aap waha nahi,
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meri Bahon me hoti...
Teachar Shocked Pappu Rocked..

Education for ministers

We don't need a Minister for
Education..,
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We need Education for Ministers…!

Guts Of Students Sms

PUNE & MUMBAI college principls argued dat der students r fearles. PUNE colege principl called d studnts n askd 2 jump in sea ful of sharks. Dey jumped Principl said:"c d guts" MUMBAI college Principl called d students & told dem 2 jump. Dey said "yeda zala ka taklya?" Principl said "C the guts"..

Teacher Banta Jokes

Teacher: Which Mammal flies in air but gives birth to young ones on land.? Banta was so excited as for the 1st time he knew the Answer. Banta: AIRHOSTESS.

Brain Funny Facts

After spending 12 years in studies i really appriciate my "BRAIN" which is divided in 2 parts ..
Right & Left
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In right nothing is left
In left nothing is right.. xD xP

funny exam sms

Examiner: y r u under tension? Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?  student: No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)