Marathi jokes

Marathi jokes
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Marathi Sms

शेवटी आज आई बोललीच... "बाळा,बायको कमी शिकलेली असली तरी चालेल,पण....Facebook , Whats app वापरणारी नको...आपल्या घरी कामं पण असतात...!!"

Marathi SMS 140 words Limit

Astat khoob sunder dishyala
pan tu majhi aasta aahe
mi tula prem karto, vishwas thev majha var
kashyala vichar karte tu samaajhacha…

sms in marathi 140 words

ka kunas thauk ase ka zale
vinodi kavyat mala radu aale,
bolta-bolta gupp zalo ani madhech hasu aale,
kalji vatte swatachi aata
karan majha manala prem chukicha vyaktivar zale…….

best marathi mobile sms

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

Sankranti sms in marathi

Sankranti sms in marathi
Sankranti chya haardik shubhechha
Marathi Asmita.. marathi mann,
Marathi paramparanchi Marathi Shaan,
Aaj Snakranti chya Sann
Gheuunn aala navchetanyachi khaann
Tidlagudd ghya god god vola.

Makar Sankranti sms in Marathi

Makar Sankranti sms  in Marathi

Ghalshil jewa tu designer SADI
Labhel tula teelgulachi GODI
Sunday chya haatat de Pantagachi DORI
Tumha Sarvana Happy Makar Sankranti 2012.

Makar Sankranti in Marathi

Makar Sankranti in Marathi


Naveen varshacha,
Naveen sanachya priya janana,
god vyaktina “Makar Sankrantichya”
goad goad shubhechya!

Marathi Text sms

Jevhaa tulaa agdee ektaa vaatel
Najray samor dhukaa vaatel
Aas pass konich disnar nahee
Saagle jaag andhuk hon jayl

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes ?


Priyee
Me phule magitlee
Tu malaa pushpaguchyaa dilas
Mayn dagad magitlaa
Tuu malaa sundar murtee dilis
Mayn morpis magitlee
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiree aahes kee key ?

Marathi Mobile Sms

Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant...


What is ABCD Jeans??
Aga Bai Chaadi Distaye



Sakalee hastes
Duparee hastes
Sandhyakalee hastes
Ratree hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tilaa kay vaatte
Tuu ektich dat ghastes ?

Best Marathi Sms

Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave,
Naa bolata aiku yetil asee Shabd asavet,
Grishmat paus padtil asee dhag asavet,
Naa magata sobat detil asee Mitra asavet...



Pu Laa Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste."Pu La Deshpande".Tar
T-shirt chyaa magchyaa bajulaa kay lihile asnar?
Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push).


Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain


Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ...


When i call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone uchal

Marathi Sms Message

Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat ghari yeto.
Tyala baba vichartaat,"aare Balu tula radayla kai zale?"
Tyavar Balu mhanto," mi masteranna uttar dile mhanun mala tyanni marle.........
" Babanna kahi kalat nahi tevdhyat Balu explanation deto, "
mala tyanni vichaarle ki marathi madhil tin linge chi examples deun sang ani mi sangitale ki 'To bench',
'Ti shala', ani 'Te mastar!!!' Aata sanga , maze kai chukale??"



Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe
majhyakade baghani he mala mahit astt
Tujhe he baghani mala kalhatt asatt
Pan tujhya nakalht maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt


Priye
Me phule magitli
Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas
Me dagad magitla
Tu mala sundar murti dilis
Me morpis magitle
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiri aahes ki kay ?

Good Marathi sms

Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi pictur produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yetee.
Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaychaa tyamule Dada Kondke
la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi.
Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya na suchate.
Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto asy.
Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI


Frnd 1- aajkal tu itka udas ka? Frnd 2- mi padlo, aani mala lagli.
Frnd 1- kuthe padlas? Kay lagli?
Frnd 2- mi premat padlo aani mala bhik lagli


Ekda eka mansala sundas la prblm hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato. "Dr, mala prsakade nit hot nhiye. Majhi shi dorysarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahy". Dr: Kay hoat ahy naki bghu tari?". Dr tyache sagle exams

Khup diwasanpasun tula kahitari sangayache hote,
] pan himmat hot navhati.. Aaj to diwas aalay..
 Mazya manatle mi tula santo .... ... ... ...
“Mala cancer aahe.”

Marathi sms

In Korian: Him ham hu,
In Rashian: Sim sam su,
In Chini: Chin chan chu,
In Thai: Hab haab hu,
&
In Marathi: Yadaa ha tu



Ek sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto
tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat yaar
kya bivi mili ha sardaar ko sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto to
scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto aare saale bivi hogi teri vo to
meri behen ha..



lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde pai
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet na
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay..



Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobaat
Ekhadyaa chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet tey
Premache teen shabda
mee bill bharte ..

Latest marathi Sms

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient:Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi Doctor:
Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te.


Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes ?


lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde paii
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet na
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?


Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ... »

Shant niwant shishir sarala.
Salsalata hirwaa vasant aala.
Kokilechya suravatee sobat, chaitra"PADVA" dari aala.
"Nutaan Varshabhinandan