Top 6 MUNNA CIRCUIT Jokes

Top 6 MUNNA CIRCUIT Jokes Collection

 Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log
opration se pehle
patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration
sikh gaya
to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam
likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan
karne ka he na.



Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.



  Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu
bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi
pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!! 

 Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania
Mirza se phone pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong
number!!

Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati
Kaha Rehta He?
Munaa- DHOBIGHAT Pe
Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To?
Munaa- English Me Bole To
“WOSHING TOWN"

Uday Chopra Joke in Hindi

 Uday Chopra Joke in Hindi

Uday Chopra ke paida
hone par, Yash Chopra
itne khush hue itne khush
hue ki bhagwan ke paas
jaake bole...
Ya khuda tera lakh lakh
shukar hai
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Judwaa nahin hue

Himmatwala Movie Jokes

'Himmatwala'Special Jokes :

- Breaking News:
US attacks North Korea by dropping
Himmatwala Dvd's.

- In India, 1st April to be renamed
as'Himmatwala Day'.

- Sanjay Dutt decided to go Jail than
watching Himmatwala.

- Lashkar-E-Tayba -owns responsibility of
Himmatwala.

- Sajid Khan to receive National Award
for'WTF Film'category.

- Rajanikant went to Coma after watching
Himmatwala.

- Best scene in Himmatwala:
"The Interval".

- Income Tax department to raid audience
who watched Himmatwala.

- Sonia Gandhi decides to go back to Italy
after watching Himmatwala.

- Kajol claimed Divorce after watching
Himmatwala

- Ques.: If Sajid Khan; Farah Khan&Sirish
Kunder fall off a tall building, who will
survive....??
Ans.: INDIAN CINEMA =D :p ;) X_X

- BREAKING NEWS !!
Rahul Gandhi to visit the victims of
Himmatwala soon.

- Apocalypse is when you accidentally go
to watch Himmatwala and the'Jumping
Japang'ad is played during the interval !

- Reportedly Rajnikanth went to Coma and
Sir Ravindra Jadeja lost his memory after
watching Himmatwala.

- Virat Kohli has blocked Tamannah after
watching Himmatwala!!

- North Korea is entering in a state of war
against South Korea. I suggest them to
drop DVD's of Drona, Tees Maar Khan,
Joker and Himmatwala on each other.
Instant Death!

- Not the actor, but each person coming
out of the hall after watching the movie,
should be called'Himmatwala'!

- Farah Khan challenged Sajid Khan to
make something worse than the IPL ads.
Sajid Khan made Himmatwala.

- Just came across a song from
Himmatwala"maar de bum pe laat". So
what are we all waiting for? Let's head
towards Sajid Khan's house.

- After I saw Himaatwala, i felt like doing
Ajay Devgan's'Apharan'and then pour
some'Gangajaal'on him and finally hand
him over to'Singham'

- If Ajay Devgan continues to act in movies
like Himmatwala, days are not far when
his neighbors'kids will confuse him
with'Rikshawala'.

- Two minutes of silence for those who
have advanced booked Himmatwala
tickets.

- Sad Story :
Hum 4 friend Himmatwala dekhne gaye the
aaj par wapas 3 hi aaye :(
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Ek Friend Coma me chala gaya movie
dekhte dekhte :'(

- The tiger who acted in Sajid Khan's
Himmatwala ...is now considering leaving
Bollywood and going back to the Zoo..
His career is Ruined....!!

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Star Plus Funny Jokes

Three places where human cannot
die.
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1. Heaven
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2. Hell
and 

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3. Star plus!! :D

Sunny leone Jokes in Hindi

 Sunny leone Taxi Driver Jokes

Sunny Leone to taxi driver- Airport
chaloge??
Driver- Haan chalunga....
Sunny leone- Kya loge ?
Driver- Gareeb Aadmi hoon behenji,
Paise hee lunga... =D =)) =D

Laila majnu Funny Jokes

Laila majnu Funny Jokes

Laila ko Majnu ka sMs nhi aaya,
Laila ne 2 din se khana nhi khaya,
Laila marne wali thi Majnu ke pyar me,
Majnu baitha tha sms free hone k intjar me.

Funniest Joke in Indian Television ever

 Funniest Joke in Indian Television ever

Kya aapko pata h duniya ka sabse
pehla jahaaz kahan uda tha
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Janiye is chhote se break k baad.
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Surf exel-daag achhe hain.
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Rupa front line-raho sabse aage.
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Asli masale sach sach-
MDH, MDH
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Washing powder washing powder nirma
Nirmaaaaaa
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Laila ko
karna tha impress
majnu ne khai minto Fresh.
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Hi handsome Hi handsome
Hi handsome
fair and handsome cream
for mens
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Rahiye na bekhabar
dekhiye fir khaas khabar
..Aaj Tak
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After 15 min -
Welcome Back to
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Duniya ka sabse pehla jahaz
"Hawa" me uda tha..

Movie Jokes

on a lighter note

God seems to be planning for making a blockbuster this year. Since he's been gathering the best with Him.

Cast : Dev Anand, Rajesh khanna , Shammi Kappor, Dara singh
Director : Yash Chopra
Singer : Jagjit singh
Comedian : Jaspal Bhatti
Producer & Financer : Ponty Chadha
Villian : Kasab

Sunny Leone Jokes

Teacher: Dog?
Student- Bow Bow!
Teacher: Cat?
Student: Meowwwwww.
Teacher- Lion?
Student: Aah Aah Aah Aaah
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Teacher: I said LION, Not ‘Leone’..! =P

politics jokes

Rahul Gandhi : Mom hum is desh ko kab tak lootenge,
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Sonia Gandhi : "Jab tak hai jaan",
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Rahul : Aur humari help kaun karega,
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Sonia : "Son Of Sardar"..

AKshay Kumar jokes

Joker is one of the worst movie of akshay.
tees maar khaa Atleast had katrina and sheila ki jawani item number.

NO IDEA - Get Idea

When Aishwarya delivered a baby girl,

The doctor welcomed the baby,

"You will be amazed to know which family you are born in.

Do you know who your Grandfather is?"

The baby replied,"Yes, the greatest actor of Bollywood."

The Doctor was shocked.

then he asked, "Do you know who your Mother is?"

The baby replied,"One of the most beautiful ladies in the world.Miss World."

the doctor then asked,"Do you know who your Father is?"

The baby replied,"NO IDEA" :P :D

Funny C I D Facts

Crazy C.I.D Facts :
1. Daya has the world record of breaking most number of doors.
2. C.I.D bureau has 1 toyota qualis since last 11 years. ...
3. In entire 20 storeyed building of C.I.D only 7 people works.
4. There is no POLICE,,C.I.D handles every case.
5. Accused person accepts his crime only aftergetting slap from Daya on face.
6. None of them ever got married.except fredric
7. None of them ever got promotion:)

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Singham Jokes

  

Singham SMS

Fulo k ful H hum

Tajmahal k taj he hum

Mehfil ki ronak he hum

Bdmasho me bdmash he hum

Panga toh leke dikhao

'India' ke "singham" he hm

BAJIRAV SINGHAM Jokes

Sms karne me to "KING" H Hum

Dosto ko yad karne me No:1 H Hum

Ab to pehchan lo kon H Hum

Dosti ki duniya K

"BAJIRAV SINGHAM" hai Hum

SINGHAM Messages

DAD: Beta tumhara result kab hai

SON: Papa, ata mazi satakliye

Kuch bhi karne ka lekin mera ego hurt nahi karneka.

PJ Of Singham

Pyar Ne Diye Bohot Sare Gum

Wah wah

Pyar Ne Diye Bohot Sare Gum

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Jisko Nahi Diya Pyar Ne Gum

Toch Fakt Bajirao SINGHAM!

Singham SMS

Fulo k ful H hum

Tajmahal k taj he hum

Mehfil ki ronak he hum

Bdmasho me bdmash he hum

Panga toh leke dikhao

'India' ke "singham" he hm

BAJIRAV SINGHAM Jokes

Sms karne me to "KING" H Hum

Dosto ko yad karne me No:1 H Hum

Ab to pehchan lo kon H Hum

Dosti ki duniya K

"BAJIRAV SINGHAM" hai Hum

Singham 2011

Mil jati H kitno ko khusi

Mit jate h kitno K gam

Msg isliye bhejte H hum

Taki dur rehkar B KHOUF humara na ho kam

Qki hum h India K "SINGHAM"

Dosti k liye ajab misaal he hum

Sacche Dost ki pehchan he hum

Ye to nahi kehte

Santacruz k Sultan he Hum

Lekin Dil k

"Bajirao SINGHAM" he hum