Filmy Joke of the day

Filmy Joke of the day

Pyaar sabi ko chahiye...
Farak sirf itna hia ki ladkiyon ko Yashraj film
wala chahiye
aur ladkon ko Mahesh Bhatt wala.......!!!!!

Good Morning SMS for Girl Friend in English

 Good Morning SMS for Girl Friend in English

I don't have the words
To make you feel better,
But I do have the arms
To give you a hug,
Ears to listen to whatever
You want to talk about, and
I have a heart, a heart
That's aching to see you
Smile again..!

good mrng.... my Girlfriend , my love, my sweethrt

Funny Truth About Girls Must Read

Funny Truth About Girls Must Read

She will only eat half
chocolate because she is
concerned about her
health...
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Then 15 mins later,
eat the other half...
Bcoz,
she loves chocolates.

Funny Overacting Jokes of Boy and Girl

 Funny Overacting Jokes of Boy and Girl 

Boy:can i hold your hand ?
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Girl:no
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Boy:why?
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Girl:because it hurts when you leave it
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Boy: baap reeee, i am acting but she is
overacting

Facebook Jokes

FaceBook Jokes

Girl: I Love U
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Boys: (started Running)....!!
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Girl: hey hey.. Why u r running????
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Boy: I M going To Change my Relationship On Facebook

2 advices to Boys

2 advices to Boys

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Never laugh at ur G.F's choices - You are one of them...
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Never be proud of ur choices - Your G.F. is one of them

Height of innocence

Height of innocence
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A small girl looks at her brother's girlfriend
and asks innocently . .
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"Everyday u come to meet my brother,
Don't u have your own brother?

Funniest Joke about Girls Must Must Must Read

Funniest Joke about Girls

2 Ladkiya bus me,
seat ke liye lad rahi thi.....
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Conductor: Kyun lad rahi ho?
Jo umar mei badi ho wo baith jaye...
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Bas fir kya....
Dono poore raste khadi hi rahi.

Universally True about girls

Universally True about girls  :

The only 2 persons whom a woman listens carefully & follows Sincerely & does EXACTLY as he says is a....
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TAILOR & PHOTOGRAPHER
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Baki to woh kisi ke baap ki bhi nahi sunti

GF jokes

GF Jokes

Gf: Meri mummy ko tum bahut
pasand aaye ho
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Pappu : Chal Pagli
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Kuchh bhi ho
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main shadi tumse hi karunga...
Aunty se kehna wo mujhe bhool
jayen..

A Perfect Girl

A Perfect Girl:

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Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai,
Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai,
Na Kabhi Kisi K Saath Flirt
Karti Hai,
Na Kabhi Jhoot Bolti Hai,
Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai,
Na Kabhi Shaq Karti Hai,
Aur Na Hi Is Duniya Mein
Paayi Jaati Hai....:):):):)

LADKIYON KI KAHANI Jokes

LADKIYON KI KAHANI:
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If v treat her nice she says :"yaar mujhe line de raha hai"
If v dont she says"kitna akarta hai"
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If v dress nicely she says"mujhe
impress karna chahta hai"

If v dont she says"tasteless hai yaar"
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If v argue with her she says"ziddi hai"

If v sit quietly she says"dumb hai"
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If v dont love her she says:"is ka to
pehle se hi 2,3 ladkiyon ka saath chakkar hai"

If v love her she says"peechhe hi pad gayaa hai"
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If v scold her she says"you act like a
grandpa giving lecture"

If she scolds us she says"Yaar, its becoz i care"
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If v break a promise she says :
"I dont not trust u any more"
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If she breaks she says:"jaan main majboor thi.

koi nhi smaz paya inhe. : O d bigest puzzl evr.
agree ....?????

sorry sms for girls

Dear girls,

"Sometimes we say sorry because we want to end the fight early."

Honestly,

Guys

Monsoon Offer Jokes

Wife saw board outside a shop Monsoon Offer Only for today : Banarsi saree 10/- Nylon 8/- Cotton 5/- Yipeee, she says Excited Wife to Hsbnd Give me Rs. 500, I'll buy 50 sarees Hsbnd - Birbal ki ma, istri ki dukan hai vo !! Share if u liked it

Three mistakes of your life SMS

Three mistakes of your life :

1. You trusted someone wrong.
2. Then you ignored right ones.
3. And at last you wasted some precious years by crying over that wrong one.

Love fight SMS

After A Fight
You Don't Want To Talk
And Still You Check Our
Mobile To Know
If You Have Missed Call
Or Msg That's The Innocence Of
Love....
Hit Like If You Are Agree ....♥

Dirty Students Jokes

 Dirty Students jokes of boy and Girl

Girl : Bus bhi karo AB!
Boy : Kuch bhi nahi hota!
Girl : kisi NE dekh liya to?
Boy : kuch nahi hoga bus sedhi raho aur
thora khol kar rakho!
Girl : bus bohat hogaya AB mein thumain
nahi karne dongi
Boy : please thora as aur karne do!
Agar aaj paper na kar saka
to mein fail ho jaonga....... xD
hahaha gandi soch

Engineering guy Jokes in English

 Engineering guy Jokes in English

A guy asked a girl in a library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you ?"
The girl answered with a loud voice,

"I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU !!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and she told him,

"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking.
I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"

The guy with a loud voice said, "1000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT. THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears,

"I am an Engineer Dont mess with me..!" :P

Funny Dialogue by a boy in Love

"Funny Dialogue by a boy in Love:
"Ussey paane ke liye mai bhagwan se
bhi lad sakta hun..
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Par fir maine socha:
"Exam ka time hai bhagwan se panga
lena theekh nahi... xP

Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?

Question :
Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess?
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Guess

Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?

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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.