Crush SMS in 140 words

 Crush SMS in 140 words

That Awesome moment -
when your crush shares a smile with you.
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You keep smiling whole day.

Warning Jokes in English in 140 words

 Warning Jokes in English in 140 words

My phone'slow battery warning is-
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the only warning I take seriously.!!

Attitude Quotes SMS

 Attitude Quotes SMS

One day I met Money...

I said U r just a piece of Paper......!!
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Money smiled & said -Ofcorse I m a piece of paper,
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but,
I hvn't seen a dustbin in my life......!

Thats Attitude ......!!

Funny Truth About Girls Must Read

Funny Truth About Girls Must Read

She will only eat half
chocolate because she is
concerned about her
health...
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Then 15 mins later,
eat the other half...
Bcoz,
she loves chocolates.

Mind blowing Truth Of Life

Mind blowing Truth Of Life :

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"Always Wrong Persons,
Teach
The Right Lessons Of Life...

Funny Understanding Quotes

 Funny Understanding Quotes

You will not find any one who
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who will expect that you should
understand them

virat kholi jokes

After match wining chase 360 runs australia in dressing room...everyone congratulating virat Virat: woh sab toh thik hai.. par yeh batao merko kis mc bc ne bola ki target 460 hai

sorry sms for girls

Dear girls,

"Sometimes we say sorry because we want to end the fight early."

Honestly,

Guys

Guts Of Students Sms

PUNE & MUMBAI college principls argued dat der students r fearles. PUNE colege principl called d studnts n askd 2 jump in sea ful of sharks. Dey jumped Principl said:"c d guts" MUMBAI college Principl called d students & told dem 2 jump. Dey said "yeda zala ka taklya?" Principl said "C the guts"..

True Lines In English

Try to Understand people,before trusting them Becoz we are living in such a world... Where Artificial Lemon flavor is used for a "Welcome Drink" & real lemon is used in "Finger Bowl..

13 inspired lines for sucess

1) Intention kitna bhi achha ho
Duniya presentation dekhti hai
Aur
Presentation kitana bhi accha ho, Uparwala Intention dekhta hai.

Choice is urs !

2)"Everyone have two Eyes ... But
No one has the same View..."

3) The most important quality of successful people is their willingness to change..

4)"Human beings are very strange.
They have ego of their knowledge
but, they don't have knowledge
of their ego".

5) PARENTS don't expect much from us,
They just expect the loan of LOVE whch we borrowed from them in our childhood to be returned in their old age.

6) People who judge do not matter. People who matter do not judge.

7) Success is the time to redefine our Goals.
Failure is the time to redefine our Methods.

  If people are trying to bring you down..... It only means that you are above them.

9) Alphabet"O"stands for Opportunity which is absent in Yesterday"Available only once in"Today", And thrice in"Tomorrow"

10)"Pain Is Unavoidable but,
Suffering Is Optional"

11) SOLID QUOTE:"Patthar Sirf ek bar Mandir Jaata hai aur Bhagwan Ban Jaata hai.

Hum Roz Mandir Jakar bhi Patthar hi Rehte hain."

12) Only message are not life , but ...... our life should be a message to other !

13 ) Risk is My Life..
Possible is My Hope..
Impossible is My Enemy..
Dangerous is My Game..
Walk with Me..
My name is SUCCESS..

Interesting Line on Tshirt of a Girl

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above. ;)

Brain Funny Facts

After spending 12 years in studies i really appriciate my "BRAIN" which is divided in 2 parts ..
Right & Left
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In right nothing is left
In left nothing is right.. xD xP

Height of Blackmail

Height of Blackmail:

A Beggar sitting on the road with
a board that says.,........
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"Give me some Money otherwise I
will Vote for Congress again and
make you to sit near me"

mom Son Love SMS

When I came home in the rain,
My Brother Asked: Why U Didn’t
takean Umbrella.
Sister
Advised) why didn’t U wait till
rainstopped.
Father(Angrily): Warned! only after
getting cold, U will realize.
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Mother : while drying my Hair, said,
“STUPID RAIN! couldn’t it wait, till
my child came home.”

Basant Pachmi SMS in English

May the divine grace of Godess be with you,
Goddess Saraswati is the Light of hope and Peace,
May Goddess Saraswati Bless you with Knowledge and Wisdom.
Happy Basant Pachmi

Promise SMS in 140 words

 Promise SMS in 140 words

'Promise To Always Love You
Promise You My Love
Promise You My Life
Promise To Always Trust You....'

Promise Day SMS in English

Promise Day SMS in English

Some Try To Hide,
Some Try To Cheat,
But Time Will Show,
We Always Will Meet.
Try As You Might,
To Guess My Name,
I Promise You’ll Know,
When You I Do Claim.
Who Am I?

8th February Propose Day

 8th February Propose Day

Today 8th Feb Is the Best Day To
Propose Someone Special &
Loving As Today Is Propose Day
In the Valentine’s Week 2013
Happy Propose Day 2013

Rose Day SMS in English

 Rose Day SMS in English

Every bird cannot dance
But peacock do it
Every friend can not reach my heart
but u did it.
Every Flower can not express love
But rose do it