Filmy Joke of the day

Filmy Joke of the day

Pyaar sabi ko chahiye...
Farak sirf itna hia ki ladkiyon ko Yashraj film
wala chahiye
aur ladkon ko Mahesh Bhatt wala.......!!!!!

Top 6 MUNNA CIRCUIT Jokes

Top 6 MUNNA CIRCUIT Jokes Collection

 Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log
opration se pehle
patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration
sikh gaya
to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam
likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan
karne ka he na.



Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.



  Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu
bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi
pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!! 

 Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania
Mirza se phone pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong
number!!

Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati
Kaha Rehta He?
Munaa- DHOBIGHAT Pe
Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To?
Munaa- English Me Bole To
“WOSHING TOWN"

Dettol Jokes for Students

 Dettol Jokes for Students

Three types of students
have 100% attendance in schools-
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1. Intelligent bookish
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2. Girlfriend wale
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3. Wo jo Dettol se nahate hai

Warning Jokes in English in 140 words

 Warning Jokes in English in 140 words

My phone'slow battery warning is-
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the only warning I take seriously.!!

Chocolate Advertise Joke

  Chocolate  Advertise Joke

Dear chocolate commercials,

No one eats it in slow motion with their eyes closed and giving orgasm like expressions..

Sincerely,
Normal people.

Wife Funniest Joke Ever in Hindi

 Wife Funniest Joke Ever in Hindi

Wife kidnap hui aur kidnap karne
walon ne
uske Husband ko phone kiya:-
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"Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh
tumhari Wife ka murder kar denge"
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Husband khamosh raha.........
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Agle din phir phone aya"Agar aaj
raat tak paise na diye toh
tumhari
Wife
ko wapas chhor jayenge!"
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Husband:-
"Paise bol paise kaminey, darata kyu hai ?"

Recharge Jokes in Hindi

Recharge Jokes in Hindi

Mobile Company Ke
Kisi Brilliant Salesman Ko
Loose Motion Ho Jaye.
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Toh Wo Doctor Ko Kaise Batayega?.
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Doctor Saab Subah Se Unlimited
Outgoing Chal Rahi Hai,
Ander Se Nayi 2 Ringtone
Sunai Deti Hai,
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Pet Me Balance Khatam Ho Gya Hai,
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Thoda B Recharge Karta Hu To
5 Min Me Discharge Ho Jata Hai,
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Meharbani Karke Ye Scheme
Band Kar Doh.

Funny Truth About Girls Must Read

Funny Truth About Girls Must Read

She will only eat half
chocolate because she is
concerned about her
health...
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Then 15 mins later,
eat the other half...
Bcoz,
she loves chocolates.

Funny Overacting Jokes of Boy and Girl

 Funny Overacting Jokes of Boy and Girl 

Boy:can i hold your hand ?
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Girl:no
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Boy:why?
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Girl:because it hurts when you leave it
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Boy: baap reeee, i am acting but she is
overacting

Kanjus Jokes

Kanjus Jokes

Ek kanjus ne Shadi me
Damad ko
CHESS Gift Diya...
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Damad : Ye Kya mazaak hai Sasur Ji...???
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Sasur : Tamanna thi,
Beti ko Shadi me
HATHI,
GHODE,
UNTH,
NAUKAR-CHAKAR Dun,
Aaj Meri Iccha Puri Ho Gayi..

3 Idiots movie Funniest Jokes

 3 Idiots movie Funniest Jokes

Teacher : '3 Idiots' film dekhne ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila ?

Pappu : Madam yahi ki... Engineering padh kar bhi Medical ki ladki fasaai jaa sakti hai..!!!

Teacher : Shut up and get out !

Tinku : Madam main bataaun ?

Teacher : Haan Tinku, tum bataao.

Tinku : Madam college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehenna chahiye..!!!

Teacher : You also get out !

Chintu : Madam main bataun ?

Teacher : Arre Chintu, you are a brilliant student, I'm sure ki tum sahi bataoge.

Chintu : Madam, sirf Doctors hi nahin Engineers bhi delivery karwa sakta hai...!!!

Height of innocence

Height of innocence
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A small girl looks at her brother's girlfriend
and asks innocently . .
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"Everyday u come to meet my brother,
Don't u have your own brother?

Funniest Joke about Girls Must Must Must Read

Funniest Joke about Girls

2 Ladkiya bus me,
seat ke liye lad rahi thi.....
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Conductor: Kyun lad rahi ho?
Jo umar mei badi ho wo baith jaye...
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Bas fir kya....
Dono poore raste khadi hi rahi.

Joke Ka Baap

 Joke Ka Baap

India ka sabse bada problem ye hai...

ke
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aadhe se jyada,
Ameer zaade apne baap ko nahi jaante...
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They just keep Asking others :-
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"Tu jaanta hai mera Baap kaun hai?"

The most emotional moment in Boys life

The most emotional moment in Boys
life

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When a Girl says
"Mujhy Request bhejo.?"
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Itni khushi,
Itni khushi,
Bss mat pocho..
Agree boys & girlz ...?

Facebook Jokes

Sir your account has been hacked....
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Facebook Account aah???
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No sir, your bank account .
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Ooh Thank God..

Navjot Singh Sidhu Funny Shayari

 Navjot Singh Sidhu Funny Shayari

Navjot Singh Sidhu's son in school...
Teacher: What is a Noun???
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Chote paji : Oye madam g.....

Arz kiya hai...

Kutta bhi hota hai apni gali me king,

A Noun is the name of any person , place or thing. !

Thoko taali..

Teacher Pappu Jokes

 Teacher Pappu Jokes

Teacher : Agar sache dil se God se prathna ki jaye,
To woh puri hoti hai..
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Pappu : Rehne do madam Agar aisa hota to Aaj aap waha nahi,
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meri Bahon me hoti...
Teachar Shocked Pappu Rocked..

Brought to you by POGO

Brought to you by POGO....:D
Girl friend aisi honi chahiye jis ki godh mein sar rakho,
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to Us ka Chehra nazar na aye...!! ;)=D=)) X_X :p

jisko samjha thoko like... baki chota bheem shuru hota hi hoga dekhlo...

Interesting Line on Tshirt of a Girl

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above. ;)