Filmy Joke of the day

Filmy Joke of the day

Pyaar sabi ko chahiye...
Farak sirf itna hia ki ladkiyon ko Yashraj film
wala chahiye
aur ladkon ko Mahesh Bhatt wala.......!!!!!

Confession of Married Men

Confession of Married Men

My sex life is like my belt's buckle.
It sees many holes everyday but goes in the same again and again!

Warning Jokes in English in 140 words

 Warning Jokes in English in 140 words

My phone'slow battery warning is-
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the only warning I take seriously.!!

Chocolate Advertise Joke

  Chocolate  Advertise Joke

Dear chocolate commercials,

No one eats it in slow motion with their eyes closed and giving orgasm like expressions..

Sincerely,
Normal people.

Kanjus Jokes

Kanjus Jokes

Ek kanjus ne Shadi me
Damad ko
CHESS Gift Diya...
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Damad : Ye Kya mazaak hai Sasur Ji...???
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Sasur : Tamanna thi,
Beti ko Shadi me
HATHI,
GHODE,
UNTH,
NAUKAR-CHAKAR Dun,
Aaj Meri Iccha Puri Ho Gayi..

Man understands another Man

Man understands another Man

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Customer- I want to buy a Ladies
Watch
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Shopkeeper- Sir, wife ke liye
chahiye ?
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yaa phir Branded dikhaun...?

The most emotional moment in Boys life

The most emotional moment in Boys
life

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When a Girl says
"Mujhy Request bhejo.?"
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Itni khushi,
Itni khushi,
Bss mat pocho..
Agree boys & girlz ...?

Funny Understanding Quotes

 Funny Understanding Quotes

You will not find any one who
will understand you.
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. But you will get plenty of people
who will expect that you should
understand them

LADKIYON KI KAHANI Jokes

LADKIYON KI KAHANI:
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If v treat her nice she says :"yaar mujhe line de raha hai"
If v dont she says"kitna akarta hai"
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If v dress nicely she says"mujhe
impress karna chahta hai"

If v dont she says"tasteless hai yaar"
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If v argue with her she says"ziddi hai"

If v sit quietly she says"dumb hai"
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If v dont love her she says:"is ka to
pehle se hi 2,3 ladkiyon ka saath chakkar hai"

If v love her she says"peechhe hi pad gayaa hai"
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If v scold her she says"you act like a
grandpa giving lecture"

If she scolds us she says"Yaar, its becoz i care"
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If v break a promise she says :
"I dont not trust u any more"
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If she breaks she says:"jaan main majboor thi.

koi nhi smaz paya inhe. : O d bigest puzzl evr.
agree ....?????

Bihar Jokes - How to Develop Bihar ??

Height of overconfidence :

There was a meeting of Bihar state freedom fighters.

They wanted to free Bihar from India.

Leader 1 raised a point...,

"We may take Bihar from India but how will we develop it?"

Leader 2 had a brainwave. "No problem!

We will attack America, we will lose the war and USA will take us over...

Then we will become a State of USA & develop automatically...!

We will also become direct citizens of USA. No more Visas & Green Cards."

All the Leaders were overjoyed with this solution, but an old Leader was not.

Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.

The old Leader replied,

"That's all very well....,

"But what would happen if by chance we won & took over America?"

Pj Sms In Hindi

Life mein 2 bate hamesha yaad rakhna 1. Hawa chalti he to patte hilte hai. 2. Nahi chalti, to nahi hilte. Bas bhai Thanks mat bolna, Jab tak knowledge hai dete rahenge.

Jokes On Salary

SALARY aur PERIOD Ek jaise hote hain.. 30 din me 1 baar aati hai Aur 4-5 din me khatm ho jati hai.. Late aaye to tension Aur Agar na aaye to Samjho WATT lag gayi....

Brain Funny Facts

After spending 12 years in studies i really appriciate my "BRAIN" which is divided in 2 parts ..
Right & Left
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In right nothing is left
In left nothing is right.. xD xP

Funny Jokes in Hindi On Girlfriend

Difference Between Friends and Girlfriends

Friend or girlfriend me kya fark
hota hai…..??
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Friend wo hai jis se hum udhar lete
hain
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girlfriend wo hai jiske liye hum
udhar lete hai :P :D

Funniest Joke in Indian Television ever

 Funniest Joke in Indian Television ever

Kya aapko pata h duniya ka sabse
pehla jahaaz kahan uda tha
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Janiye is chhote se break k baad.
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Surf exel-daag achhe hain.
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Rupa front line-raho sabse aage.
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Asli masale sach sach-
MDH, MDH
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Washing powder washing powder nirma
Nirmaaaaaa
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Laila ko
karna tha impress
majnu ne khai minto Fresh.
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Hi handsome Hi handsome
Hi handsome
fair and handsome cream
for mens
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Rahiye na bekhabar
dekhiye fir khaas khabar
..Aaj Tak
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After 15 min -
Welcome Back to
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Duniya ka sabse pehla jahaz
"Hawa" me uda tha..

Tips to Save Phone Battery

 Tips to Save Phone Battery

3 Tips on how to improve your phone's battery life..
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1. No Facebook

2. No Twitter

3. No YouTube.

IQ LEVEL TEST

IQ LEVEL TEST asked @ INFOSYS

A man wanted 2 enter a CLUB
Every member knew the password,
The man was hidden besides the wall & tried 2 listen the password.
A member came, watchman said 'TWELVE'
Member replied 6,
Watchman opened door.

Another member came, watchman said 'SIX'
Member replied 3,
Watchman opened door.

Man thought he got d PASSWORD
He went at door,
Watchman said 'EIGHT'
Man replied 4, Watchman din't opened door.

What was the PASSWORD?

global warming funny sms

Global warming : Our next generations will not be able to see polar bear and tigers. To hum kya karen, Hamne bhi to dynasour nahi dekhe…:-D

Mistake Mistake Mistake

Mistake Mistake Mistake |
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If a BARBER makes a mistake, itsa
new style..!!
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If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake,
its a new law..!!
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If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its
a new invention..!!
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If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a
new fashion..!!
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If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its
a
new theory..!!
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If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its
a"MISTAKE"!
Esaaa kiun hai..!!! Saada Haqqq
ethee rakh!!!!!!!!! :P

10 Funny Facts for a Cool Life

‎10 Funny Facts  for a Cool Life

1. Money is not everything. There's also Mastercard & Visa.

2. One should love animals. They are tasty too.

3. Save water. Drink on the rocks.

4. Fruits/Salads are healthy. So leave it for sick.

5. Books are holy. So don't touch them.

6. Don't shout in the class. It disturbs those who are sleeping.

7. Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.

8. Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.

9. Why do something today when it can be done tomorrow. By someone else.

10. Every one should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life.