Top 6 Kanjus Jokes

Top 6 Kanjus Jokes

1. Kanjus:" Yeh banana kaise diya ??
Shopkeeper:" 1Rs..
Kanjus:" 60 Paisa ka deta hai ??
S.K:" 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega..
Baniya:" Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de..
 

2. Kanjus on his death bed..
My wife, where r u ??
Wife:" Yes, I'm here with son nd daughter,
kanjus : r u all here ??
son : Yes, Papa
Kanjus:" To phir bahar wale kamre
ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ???
.
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3. Kanjus 14th floor se neeche gira Girte waqt ,
usne apne ghar ki khidki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla ke bola:"
MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA..
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4. Kanjus ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke uski jaan bachai..
Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di..
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi,
kanjus ne phir khoon diya..
Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye
Kanjus (Gusse se):" Mercedes kyun nahin di ??
Sheikh:" Munna!!!
Ab hamare andar bhi kanjus ka khoon daud raha hai...
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5. Kanjus ko bhoot chadh gaya,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha ke paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo..
Warna main to bhookha hi mar jaoonga
wo kamina kanjus to khana tak nhi khata ...

6. Titanic Ke Saath kanjus Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:" Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai ??
Kanjus:" Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahin Khareeda...

Marwari SMS

Marwadi sms

Marwadi on his death bed.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I'm here
My sons daughters, r u all here?
Yes, Papa
Marwadi:To phir barabar wale kamre ka pankha Q chal raha hay ???

Marwadi: Kela Kaisa Diya?
S.K: 1 Rs.
Marwadi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Marwadi:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

Jab BAGA me BAHAR awegi,tab hmare SMS ki BARSAT awegi,tanhaiya to
thari dur ho jawegi par hmaro BIL bhrawa kai thari sasu awegi.

A girl had devised a device to cause any car that passed in front of her house
 to suddenly break down but couldn't find any practical way to profit from it.
So, thinking clearly, she set up the device, and as the cars passed the house
and broke down, she'd offer the man in the car a place to stay for the night.
Then as soon as the man was asleep, he'd be jarred awake by her with his penis
in her mouth, and she'd hold a sign up saying "Rs 5,000 or I'll bite hard!".
Of course usually the guy would pay and she'd let him go.
Well one day a Marwari broke down, and had to stay the night.
 Sure enough, he felt something between his legs at night,
and there she is with him in her mouth and holding the sign "Rs 5,000 or I'll bite."
The Marwari just smiled and said "Rs 10,000 or I'll piss!"


how did u keep 10 marwari in maruti 800
just throw 100 rupee note inside

Marwadi sms

Marwadi sms

Height of Marwari Kanjusi: Looking for a second Hand Tata Nano Car……
.preferably with Gas Kit!!!

Marwari SMS

Marwadi sms

Marwadi on his death bed.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I'm here
My sons daughters, r u all here?
Yes, Papa
Marwadi:To phir barabar wale kamre ka pankha Q chal raha hay ???

Marwadi: Kela Kaisa Diya?
S.K: 1 Rs.
Marwadi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Marwadi:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

Jab BAGA me BAHAR awegi,tab hmare SMS ki BARSAT awegi,tanhaiya to
thari dur ho jawegi par hmaro BIL bhrawa kai thari sasu awegi.

A girl had devised a device to cause any car that passed in front of her house
 to suddenly break down but couldn't find any practical way to profit from it.
So, thinking clearly, she set up the device, and as the cars passed the house
and broke down, she'd offer the man in the car a place to stay for the night.
Then as soon as the man was asleep, he'd be jarred awake by her with his penis
in her mouth, and she'd hold a sign up saying "Rs 5,000 or I'll bite hard!".
Of course usually the guy would pay and she'd let him go.
Well one day a Marwari broke down, and had to stay the night.
 Sure enough, he felt something between his legs at night,
and there she is with him in her mouth and holding the sign "Rs 5,000 or I'll bite."
The Marwari just smiled and said "Rs 10,000 or I'll piss!"


how did u keep 10 marwari in maruti 800
just throw 100 rupee note inside