Pregnant SMS in Hindi

 Pregnant SMS in Hindi

Doctor to pregnant Girl: "Kaise hua?"
Girl: "Mom Dad film dekhne gaye to boyfriend ghar aaya tha."
Dr: "Tum kyo nahi gayi film dekhne?"
Girl: "Adult film thi."
=)) =))

Doctor SMS in Hindi

Solid Beijjati:

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Ek Doctor ne naya clinic khola.
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Thodi daer bad ek Aadmi aaya.
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Doctor ne apne aap ko busy show karne k liye, telephone kareceiver uthaya aur
appointment denay k andaz me bolne
laga.
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Fir phone rakne k baad...
. Doctor Aadmi se: Haan bataiye kya hua?
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Aadmi: Bsnl se aaya hun, telephone
activate karne k liye

 

 

 

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