Showing posts with label exam sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label exam sms. Show all posts
Only 2% students solved this in IAS exam With Answer
Only 2% students solved this in IAS exam.
5+3+2=151022
9+2+4=183652
8+6+3=482466
5+4+5=202541
then
7+2+5=__________?
Reply must & Prove You are genius...!
Answer is 143547
Dirty Students Jokes
Dirty Students jokes of boy and Girl
Girl : Bus bhi karo AB!
Boy : Kuch bhi nahi hota!
Girl : kisi NE dekh liya to?
Boy : kuch nahi hoga bus sedhi raho aur
thora khol kar rakho!
Girl : bus bohat hogaya AB mein thumain
nahi karne dongi
Boy : please thora as aur karne do!
Agar aaj paper na kar saka
to mein fail ho jaonga....... xD
hahaha gandi soch
Girl : Bus bhi karo AB!
Boy : Kuch bhi nahi hota!
Girl : kisi NE dekh liya to?
Boy : kuch nahi hoga bus sedhi raho aur
thora khol kar rakho!
Girl : bus bohat hogaya AB mein thumain
nahi karne dongi
Boy : please thora as aur karne do!
Agar aaj paper na kar saka
to mein fail ho jaonga....... xD
hahaha gandi soch
Funny Dialogue by a boy in Love
"Funny Dialogue by a boy in Love:
"Ussey paane ke liye mai bhagwan se
bhi lad sakta hun..
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Par fir maine socha:
"Exam ka time hai bhagwan se panga
lena theekh nahi... xP
"Ussey paane ke liye mai bhagwan se
bhi lad sakta hun..
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Par fir maine socha:
"Exam ka time hai bhagwan se panga
lena theekh nahi... xP
Student Religious Funny Jokes
Just before two days of exams...
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Students become the most religious
persons on the earth :p :'O
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Students become the most religious
persons on the earth :p :'O
Enginnerring Jokes
Engineering Exam ka examiner bahut strict
tha
aur paper hard tha cheating
nahi karne de raha tha.
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engineering student ne chit likh kar
examiner ko di.
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Examiner chup chap ja ke apni
chair pe beth gaya.
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ek student ne kaha:- yaar
tune kya
likha... ??
.engineering student ne kaha:-
“SIR , Peechhe se aapki pant
phati hui hai..:p :O :D
Maths sms
You will need a calculator for this:
Take the number of the month you were born,
multiply by 4,
add 13,
multiply by 25, subtract 200,
add the day of the month on which you were born,
multiply by 2, subtract 40, multiply by 50, add the last two digits of the year in which you were born,
subtract 10,500.
Notice anything funny about your answer?
Comment your answer
Take the number of the month you were born,
multiply by 4,
add 13,
multiply by 25, subtract 200,
add the day of the month on which you were born,
multiply by 2, subtract 40, multiply by 50, add the last two digits of the year in which you were born,
subtract 10,500.
Notice anything funny about your answer?
Comment your answer
Exam Sms
(LOVE EXAM)
WO___BHI KYA__THI,
JIS___ME WO__THI
US__K BASNE SE MERE DIL KI__.
IN 7BLANKS ME 1 HE WORD AATA HAI
WO KYA HAI?RPLY
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WO___BHI KYA__THI,
JIS___ME WO__THI
US__K BASNE SE MERE DIL KI__.
IN 7BLANKS ME 1 HE WORD AATA HAI
WO KYA HAI?RPLY
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Comment your answer
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