Funny Dialogue by a boy in Love

"Funny Dialogue by a boy in Love:
"Ussey paane ke liye mai bhagwan se
bhi lad sakta hun..
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Par fir maine socha:
"Exam ka time hai bhagwan se panga
lena theekh nahi... xP