Interesting Line on Tshirt of a Girl

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above. ;)

Personal Jokes about Girlfriend

Girl :- My Janu Baby Shona.
Ye Personal Aur
Secret Me Kya Difference Hota Hai??
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Boy:- Tum Meri Gf Ho Ye Personal Hai .
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And Teri Behen Bhi,
Meri Gf Hai Ye Secret Hai. :D :O
Gf Shockss Boy Rocks ... ;)

Boy Friends height Jokes

Height of Possessiveness  of boy friend :

 

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A boy is dying of cancer..!!
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Friend: Why do you keep telling
people you are dying of AIDS?
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Boy: when I die,
No one will dare to touch my
Girlfriend..!! ;)
Hraami boyfrn xD

Dirty Students Jokes

 Dirty Students jokes of boy and Girl

Girl : Bus bhi karo AB!
Boy : Kuch bhi nahi hota!
Girl : kisi NE dekh liya to?
Boy : kuch nahi hoga bus sedhi raho aur
thora khol kar rakho!
Girl : bus bohat hogaya AB mein thumain
nahi karne dongi
Boy : please thora as aur karne do!
Agar aaj paper na kar saka
to mein fail ho jaonga....... xD
hahaha gandi soch

India pakistani dirty jokes

A hen lays an egg on india-pakistan border.. Both countries started fighting for the egg, finally pakistanis suggested "whoever fucks more women in each other's country in 24 hours wins the egg", Indians agreed, Indian's went to pakistan, fucked 1,50,000 women in 24 hrs and came back, Pakistanis got very excited,gathered muslims from across the world and they shouted "our turn"... Indians said "its ok, no need, we lose - keep the egg !!!"