Dhoom3 Jokes

 Dhoom3 Jokes

DHOOM-3 Scene:
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John, Hritik, Aamir on BIKE with speed of
2000km/ hr.
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Rajnikanth overtakes them with Bicycle And says
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“Save Fuel Use cycle"

virat kholi jokes

After match wining chase 360 runs australia in dressing room...everyone congratulating virat Virat: woh sab toh thik hai.. par yeh batao merko kis mc bc ne bola ki target 460 hai

Husband Wife And Mother In Law Joke

Cheers all d girls for this..... !!!! Living with husband is a part of living.........but living with the same husband for years is 'art of living'!!!!!!! But living with same husband and Mother- Inlaw under one roof is' Art of Survival'

Bhikari Jokes

Ultimate Bezzati..; . Barish Me Bus Stop pe Log bus K intizaar me khade the, 1 bhikari aya, Sub se paise liye Or Taxi me baith kr chala gya. . .

Monsoon Offer Jokes

Wife saw board outside a shop Monsoon Offer Only for today : Banarsi saree 10/- Nylon 8/- Cotton 5/- Yipeee, she says Excited Wife to Hsbnd Give me Rs. 500, I'll buy 50 sarees Hsbnd - Birbal ki ma, istri ki dukan hai vo !! Share if u liked it

Brought to you by POGO

Brought to you by POGO....:D
Girl friend aisi honi chahiye jis ki godh mein sar rakho,
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to Us ka Chehra nazar na aye...!! ;)=D=)) X_X :p

jisko samjha thoko like... baki chota bheem shuru hota hi hoga dekhlo...

Drunk Jokes in Hindi

 Drunk Jokes in Hindi

 

Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.

Wife: Piye ho kya?

Husband: Nahi meri ma...

Wife: Bewde, phir suitcase khol ke kya type kar rahe ho??

kutte rik '

Star Plus Funny Jokes

Three places where human cannot
die.
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1. Heaven
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2. Hell
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3. Star plus!! :D

Funniest Joke in Indian Television ever

 Funniest Joke in Indian Television ever

Kya aapko pata h duniya ka sabse
pehla jahaaz kahan uda tha
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Janiye is chhote se break k baad.
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Surf exel-daag achhe hain.
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Rupa front line-raho sabse aage.
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Asli masale sach sach-
MDH, MDH
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Washing powder washing powder nirma
Nirmaaaaaa
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Laila ko
karna tha impress
majnu ne khai minto Fresh.
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Hi handsome Hi handsome
Hi handsome
fair and handsome cream
for mens
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Rahiye na bekhabar
dekhiye fir khaas khabar
..Aaj Tak
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After 15 min -
Welcome Back to
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Duniya ka sabse pehla jahaz
"Hawa" me uda tha..

Engineering guy Jokes in English

 Engineering guy Jokes in English

A guy asked a girl in a library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you ?"
The girl answered with a loud voice,

"I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU !!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and she told him,

"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking.
I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"

The guy with a loud voice said, "1000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT. THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears,

"I am an Engineer Dont mess with me..!" :P

India pakistani dirty jokes

A hen lays an egg on india-pakistan border.. Both countries started fighting for the egg, finally pakistanis suggested "whoever fucks more women in each other's country in 24 hours wins the egg", Indians agreed, Indian's went to pakistan, fucked 1,50,000 women in 24 hrs and came back, Pakistanis got very excited,gathered muslims from across the world and they shouted "our turn"... Indians said "its ok, no need, we lose - keep the egg !!!"

shaadi jokes

Shadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Husband Apni Wife
Ko 500 Rupees De Kar Bola,
Hum Ne Yeh Kaam Kabhi Free Mein Nahi
Kiya

Wife 200 Rupees Wapis Karke Boli Aur
Humne Kabi 300 Se Zayada Nahi Liya !! :D

peon jokes

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future iz bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

funny exam sms

Examiner: y r u under tension? Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?  student: No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

exam jokes sms

New exam patrn
1.In 1999 students ans all ques 2.2008 write any 2 ques
3.2015 read only ques.
4.2020 thnx 4 coming ..!!

Big Boss Jokes

Once Rajnikant Got angry with his friend,
& told him not to show his face ever again.
Today that person is known as
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BIG BOSS!

Ex bf Jokes

Height of Surprise:
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A boy after spending great time with his Girlfriend,
Saw a guy’s photo in her bag
Asked – Is he your Ex BF?
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GF kissed him said "No dear, thats me before the surgery." :O :D

Commerce Jokes

Commerce Jokes

Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

Wife husband Jokes

Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ?
Husband remains silent ?
Wife: what is D meaning of silence?
Husband: Wait.. let me count...

Santa Funny Jokes

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again.

Santa replies, “I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.