India pakistani dirty jokes

A hen lays an egg on india-pakistan border.. Both countries started fighting for the egg, finally pakistanis suggested "whoever fucks more women in each other's country in 24 hours wins the egg", Indians agreed, Indian's went to pakistan, fucked 1,50,000 women in 24 hrs and came back, Pakistanis got very excited,gathered muslims from across the world and they shouted "our turn"... Indians said "its ok, no need, we lose - keep the egg !!!"