3 Idiots movie Funniest Jokes

 3 Idiots movie Funniest Jokes

Teacher : '3 Idiots' film dekhne ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila ?

Pappu : Madam yahi ki... Engineering padh kar bhi Medical ki ladki fasaai jaa sakti hai..!!!

Teacher : Shut up and get out !

Tinku : Madam main bataaun ?

Teacher : Haan Tinku, tum bataao.

Tinku : Madam college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehenna chahiye..!!!

Teacher : You also get out !

Chintu : Madam main bataun ?

Teacher : Arre Chintu, you are a brilliant student, I'm sure ki tum sahi bataoge.

Chintu : Madam, sirf Doctors hi nahin Engineers bhi delivery karwa sakta hai...!!!

Teacher Pappu Jokes

 Teacher Pappu Jokes

Teacher : Agar sache dil se God se prathna ki jaye,
To woh puri hoti hai..
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Pappu : Rehne do madam Agar aisa hota to Aaj aap waha nahi,
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meri Bahon me hoti...
Teachar Shocked Pappu Rocked..

Guts Of Students Sms

PUNE & MUMBAI college principls argued dat der students r fearles. PUNE colege principl called d studnts n askd 2 jump in sea ful of sharks. Dey jumped Principl said:"c d guts" MUMBAI college Principl called d students & told dem 2 jump. Dey said "yeda zala ka taklya?" Principl said "C the guts"..

Funniest Enginnering joke ever in 140 words

One friend was talking with his friend 1st friend: I have Engineering Degree
kya karu?

2nd friend : Olx pe bech de bc :P

Shivaji jayanti SMS

Aurangjeb shivaji maharaj ko q nahi dhund paya?

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simple

q ki wo mughal tha 'google' nahi..!

Enginnerring Jokes

Engineering Exam ka examiner bahut strict
tha
aur paper hard tha cheating
nahi karne de raha tha.
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engineering student ne chit likh kar
examiner ko di.
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Examiner chup chap ja ke apni
chair pe beth gaya.
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ek student ne kaha:- yaar
tune kya
likha... ??
.engineering student ne kaha:-
“SIR , Peechhe se aapki pant
phati hui hai..:p :O :D

Book Jokes

Kal raat jab bahot dino bad
kitaab kholi
toh ehsaas hua..
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Kitaab khol kr jo Nind aati h,
wo to nind ki goli khane se b
nai aati..

students Teacher Jokes

‎::4 Student Ne 
Paper ki Tayyari Nahi Ki thee .!!
Tou Unhone Ek Plan banaya ...
Aur Next Day Principle Ko bola..

Sir' Humlog Kal Shadi Me Gaye they
Aur Raste Me Car Ka Tyre Puncher
Ho Gaya :(
Hum Saari Raat Dhakka lagate Rahe :/
Isliye Padh Nahi Sakey :((

Principal Ne Maan Liya aur Unhe
Ek din ka time Diya ...!!

Ek Din Baad Unhe 4 Alag -Alag Room 
Me Baithaya Aur Sirf Ek Sawal Diya ::!

Que :: Kon Sa Tyre Puncher Tha ?
1. = Front Right
2. = Front Left
3. = Back Right
4. = Back Left 

NOTE : Ager Sabke Same 
Answer Hue Tou Sab Pass :D ;)