Kanjus Jokes

Kanjus Jokes

Ek kanjus ne Shadi me
Damad ko
CHESS Gift Diya...
.
.
Damad : Ye Kya mazaak hai Sasur Ji...???
.
.
Sasur : Tamanna thi,
Beti ko Shadi me
HATHI,
GHODE,
UNTH,
NAUKAR-CHAKAR Dun,
Aaj Meri Iccha Puri Ho Gayi..

Sunny leone Jokes in Hindi

 Sunny leone Taxi Driver Jokes

Sunny Leone to taxi driver- Airport
chaloge??
Driver- Haan chalunga....
Sunny leone- Kya loge ?
Driver- Gareeb Aadmi hoon behenji,
Paise hee lunga... =D =)) =D

Pizza Jokes in Hindi

 Pizza Jokes in Hindi


Ek ladka-ladki hotel me gaye...
Waiter- Kya loge.?
Ladki- Sabziyoo waali roti..
Waiter- What.??
Ladka- Gaon ki hai ,
PIZZA maang rahi hai.

Pati Patni Jokes in 140 words

Patni (Pati Se) : Muje 500 Rupiye Ki Jarurat Hai.

Pati (Gusse Me) : Tumhe Rupiye Se Jyada Akkal Ki Jarurat Hai.

Patni : Maine Apse Vohi Cheez Mangi Hai. Jo Apke Pase Hai.

Bihar Jokes

Ek Pahalwaan, jo 6 feet Lamba aur strong tha,
bus me ja rha tha . . .

Conductor - Bhaisahab Ticket
Pahalwaan - ham Ticket nahi liya krte

Conductor Ghabra gaya, par kuch kar na saka,
par vo ye baat dil pe le gaya aor gym join kr liya. . .

Daily wo pahalwaan se puchta aor pahalwaan bolta ham ticket nhi lete

Aise 6 months nikal gye. . .
Ab conductor bhi pahalwan ki tarah tagda ho gya . . .

Agle Din conductor - Bhai ticket lele
Pahalwaan - Hum ticket nhi lete

Conductor - chaati dikhate hue "Q nhi leta bey ?"

Pahalwaan - Pass banwa rkha hai, isliye nhi leta :D:D :-P