Santa In Dubai Jokes

Santa goes to a Dubai Night Club and makes love to an Arab woman.... Girl enjoys herself n makes noises - Ooh, aah, ya allah, ya..aah khuda, lillaah, ya ali, ya mere maaaaalik.... Annoyed Santa: "Aisa kar tu pehle Namaaz padh le".......

Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

Santa aur banta raste mai ja rhe the raste me 1000 ka note mila.
Santa - chalo fifty fifty le lete hai .
Banta - baki 900 ka kya karenge..?
:P

Funny Santa SMS in Hindi

Santa Flight Mein Pilot Ke
Headphones Chheen NeKi Koshish
KarRaha
Tha.
:
:
Pilot Hairani Se: Ye Kya Kar
Rahe Hai, Sir?
:
:
santa... saale kutte kaminey...
Ticket Hum Le, Aur Gaane Tum
Suno, Chal Idhar De.. :p :O

 

Every Santa is not a fool

 Oversmart Jokes

 A vacum cleaner salesman knocked Santa's door! Santa opened it
B4 he could speak salesman rushed in to the living
room and emptied a bag of Cow shit on carpet! 

Salesman: Sir if I am unable to clean this up with
my new powerful vacum cleaner in next 10 seconds
i'll eat all this shit! 

Santa smiled and said: Do you need a Chilly or
Tomato Sauce with the shit? 

Salesman: Why?

 Santa: Becoz there is no electricity in the house,

 Moral: Never be oversmart & every Santa is not a fool.

Jokes on Santa

Santa ke Ghar Chor aaya.

Santa ne dekha to chor Bhaaga.

Santa bhagte bhagte chor se bhi Aage nikal gaya.

Santa: Saala Ek to Chori......

Upar se Race... Ye to mai hi jeetunga....

Santa Train Jokes

Santa train me
ek seat par akela leta tha

Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:-
"bhai thoda side me ho jaiye
mujhe bhi baithna hai...

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Santa -:
"tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..?? 

Aadmi darr k 
dusri jagah baith gaya...

phir ek pahalwan aaya 
aur bola :-
"side me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai...

Santa -:
"abe oye tujhe pata hai
mai kaun hu..?

Pahalwan ne Santa ki gardan
pakad k utha liya aur bola:
"haan bol tu kaun hai..??
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Santa -:
"ji mai"Bimaar"hu..
2 din se tezz bukhar hai..:p :O