Dettol Jokes for Students

 Dettol Jokes for Students

Three types of students
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1. Intelligent bookish
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2. Girlfriend wale
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3. Wo jo Dettol se nahate hai

Facebook Page Hindi Shayari in 140 words

Facebook Page Hindi Shayari in 140 words

Arz Kiya Hai:
Pepsi Coke Pine Walo
Kabhi Lassi Bhi Piya Karo,
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Pepsi Coke Pine Walo
Kabhi Lassi Bhi Piya Karo.
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Fokat Mein Post Padhne Walo
Kabhi Like, Comment Bhi Kiya Karo.....

2014 Jokes in Hindi

 2014 Jokes in Hindi

Interesting thing about Friday in 2014

4/4/2014 Friday

6/6/2014 Friday

8/8/2014 Friday

10/10/2014 Friday

12/12/2014 Friday

Jo calendr 1997 ka tha,

............ wahi,,,

Calendar 2014ka hai,

Date & Day even Festivals
are same,

Kaun kehta hai,
Ki, ................

Gujra hua waqt wapas nahi aata??.

I hope, I am the first who inform u...

Enjoy the year of 1997 in 2014....!

So

We are back in90s

Funny Rajni Joke in hindi

 Funny Rajni Joke in hindi

Who can stop fifty cars with one hand?
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Traffic Police.

Kya yaar, har baar RAJNIKANT thodi hoga….!!

Dhoom3 Jokes

 Dhoom3 Jokes

DHOOM-3 Scene:
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John, Hritik, Aamir on BIKE with speed of
2000km/ hr.
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Rajnikanth overtakes them with Bicycle And says
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“Save Fuel Use cycle"

Wife Funniest Joke Ever in Hindi

 Wife Funniest Joke Ever in Hindi

Wife kidnap hui aur kidnap karne
walon ne
uske Husband ko phone kiya:-
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"Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh
tumhari Wife ka murder kar denge"
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Husband khamosh raha.........
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Agle din phir phone aya"Agar aaj
raat tak paise na diye toh
tumhari
Wife
ko wapas chhor jayenge!"
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Husband:-
"Paise bol paise kaminey, darata kyu hai ?"

Recharge Jokes in Hindi

Recharge Jokes in Hindi

Mobile Company Ke
Kisi Brilliant Salesman Ko
Loose Motion Ho Jaye.
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Toh Wo Doctor Ko Kaise Batayega?.
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Doctor Saab Subah Se Unlimited
Outgoing Chal Rahi Hai,
Ander Se Nayi 2 Ringtone
Sunai Deti Hai,
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Pet Me Balance Khatam Ho Gya Hai,
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Thoda B Recharge Karta Hu To
5 Min Me Discharge Ho Jata Hai,
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Meharbani Karke Ye Scheme
Band Kar Doh.

Emotional SMS in Hindi

Emotional SMS in Hindi

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Barish ho rahi thi..
Chhutti k Din bi Postman bheeg chuka tha...
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Mene pucha ki aaj apki chhutti nai he...
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He indicated toward the bag full of rakhis &
replied
"Itni kalaiyan Rakhi k Bina reh jaengi to achi nai
lagengi"
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1 Like for Postman...

Funny Overacting Jokes of Boy and Girl

 Funny Overacting Jokes of Boy and Girl 

Boy:can i hold your hand ?
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Girl:no
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Boy:why?
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Girl:because it hurts when you leave it
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Boy: baap reeee, i am acting but she is
overacting

Funniest Joke about Girls Must Must Must Read

Funniest Joke about Girls

2 Ladkiya bus me,
seat ke liye lad rahi thi.....
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Conductor: Kyun lad rahi ho?
Jo umar mei badi ho wo baith jaye...
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Bas fir kya....
Dono poore raste khadi hi rahi.

Rahul Gandhi Funny truth SMS

Rahul Gandhi  Funny truth SMS

Mujhe Garib ke ghar ki Khichdi,
Maa ke haath ke Pizzza se zyada achhi
lagti
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Second man : Kamine,
teri Maa nahi hoti to Aaj Garib bhi
Pizza khaa raha hota.

Joke Ka Baap

 Joke Ka Baap

India ka sabse bada problem ye hai...

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aadhe se jyada,
Ameer zaade apne baap ko nahi jaante...
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They just keep Asking others :-
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"Tu jaanta hai mera Baap kaun hai?"

GF jokes

GF Jokes

Gf: Meri mummy ko tum bahut
pasand aaye ho
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Pappu : Chal Pagli
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Kuchh bhi ho
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main shadi tumse hi karunga...
Aunty se kehna wo mujhe bhool
jayen..

Navjot Singh Sidhu Funny Shayari

 Navjot Singh Sidhu Funny Shayari

Navjot Singh Sidhu's son in school...
Teacher: What is a Noun???
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Chote paji : Oye madam g.....

Arz kiya hai...

Kutta bhi hota hai apni gali me king,

A Noun is the name of any person , place or thing. !

Thoko taali..

Teacher Pappu Jokes

 Teacher Pappu Jokes

Teacher : Agar sache dil se God se prathna ki jaye,
To woh puri hoti hai..
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Pappu : Rehne do madam Agar aisa hota to Aaj aap waha nahi,
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meri Bahon me hoti...
Teachar Shocked Pappu Rocked..

Veena Malik Hindi Shayari

Sacha piyar wo nahi jis main dil toot jaye, Sacha piyar to wo hai jis main palang toot jaye....! "Veena Malik" ki kitaab (Yaar di Yaari, har raat 5-7 bari)

Neeyat Sayings In Hindi

"NEEYAT" kitni b achi ho duniya apko apke "DIKHAWE" se janti he, Or "DIKHAWA" kitna b acha ho "uper vala"apko apki "NEEYAT"se janta hai...

Brought to you by POGO

Brought to you by POGO....:D
Girl friend aisi honi chahiye jis ki godh mein sar rakho,
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to Us ka Chehra nazar na aye...!! ;)=D=)) X_X :p

jisko samjha thoko like... baki chota bheem shuru hota hi hoga dekhlo...

Pregnant SMS in Hindi

 Pregnant SMS in Hindi

Doctor to pregnant Girl: "Kaise hua?"
Girl: "Mom Dad film dekhne gaye to boyfriend ghar aaya tha."
Dr: "Tum kyo nahi gayi film dekhne?"
Girl: "Adult film thi."
=)) =))

Latest Petrol Jokes

Girl after SEX asked her Boy
Friend .
Tum itna jaldi kyun thak jate ho,
main to nahi thakti . . .

Boy Friend - Sadak kabhi khatam
hoti hai kya . . .
Always petrol hi khatam hota
hai . . .:=))