Bihar Jokes - How to Develop Bihar ??

Height of overconfidence :

There was a meeting of Bihar state freedom fighters.

They wanted to free Bihar from India.

Leader 1 raised a point...,

"We may take Bihar from India but how will we develop it?"

Leader 2 had a brainwave. "No problem!

We will attack America, we will lose the war and USA will take us over...

Then we will become a State of USA & develop automatically...!

We will also become direct citizens of USA. No more Visas & Green Cards."

All the Leaders were overjoyed with this solution, but an old Leader was not.

Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.

The old Leader replied,

"That's all very well....,

"But what would happen if by chance we won & took over America?"

Height of Blackmail

Height of Blackmail:

A Beggar sitting on the road with
a board that says.,........
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.
.
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"Give me some Money otherwise I
will Vote for Congress again and
make you to sit near me"

Boy Friends height Jokes

Height of Possessiveness  of boy friend :

 

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A boy is dying of cancer..!!
.
Friend: Why do you keep telling
people you are dying of AIDS?
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Boy: when I die,
No one will dare to touch my
Girlfriend..!! ;)
Hraami boyfrn xD

Height of Coolness

Height of super coolness:

Keeping reminder in mobile

...Saying,

Exam Starts Today,
Attend it..!

SMS

Height of stupidity of sardars

“Two sardars fighting for a window seat in an autorickshaw’

Q:how to keep sarder ever busy?
A:Take a page and write PTO (Plz Turn Over) on both sides.

Height of Cleanliness

Height of Cleanliness
Carrying a handkerchief during holi and
cleaning ur hand each tym u say 'Holi
Mubark'..after lagaing gulal on their
gaal..!

Dream Sms

Height Of Dreaming
Bill Gates Came To Me And Asked
Boss
Aapke Pas Windows Xp Ki Cd Hai Kya?

Height Of Embarrasment

Height Of Embarrasment . . .
Man Sitting Wid his Wife in Bar, Another Lady Comes 2his Wife & Says..
Paise Pehle Le Lena, Ye Aadmi Baad Mai Lafra Karta Hai ;->

Height Of Hiding Failure In Love

Height Of Hiding Failure In Love

”

I Will Remember that person

Not As The One Who Broke My Heart,

But As The One Who Taught Me

How To Live With A Broken Heart!

Banis sms

Height of Kanjoosi:

A Bania’s house has caught fire & he is giving missed calls to the Fire brigade!

Height of Bravery

Height of Bravery:
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Going Late to Class,
In Torn Jeans and Messy Hair
Entering into Class without Permission.
And
Saying to Mam.
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Hey Sweetheart! Kab Se Khari Ho Beth Bhi Jaao Ab

Height of Double Meaning

Height of Double Meaning:-


Dad went to school to get son”s report card

Busy madam: Abhi Nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun mein?
Madam: Mere Periods khatam hone ke baad!

adult to aaun mein kab phir DAD: Tomessages sms.

Height of Confusion

What Is The Height Of Confusion…?

Two Earth Worms Playing
“Hide & Seek”
In A Plate Full Of Noodles

Height of Disappointment

Height of Disappointment

 A woman finding out AFTER Long search on net that.....
Phillip's 21 inch
was actually a TV.??...

Height of Suicide

Height of Suicide

Q: What is height of Suicide?

A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

Hindi Heights sms

Hindi heights sms

Heights Heights of super Bindaasness :


Finishing the Exam paper and coming out of the examination hall and then asking a friend --
“ Kaunsa subject tha yaar ?? !!! ...

21 Century Sms

10  Heights of 21st Century....!!!

1. What is height of Fashion?
Ans : Dhoti with a zip .


2. What is height of Secrecy?
Ans : Offering blank visiting cards.


3. What is height of Active laziness?
Ans : Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.


4. What is height of Craziness?
Ans : Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.


5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Ans : Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.


6. What is height of Stupidity?
Ans : A person looking through a keyhole of a glass door.


7. What is height of Honesty?
Ans : A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.


8. What is height of Suicide?
Ans : A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.


9. What is height of De-hydration?
Ans : A cow giving milk powder.


10. What is Height of Kanjoosi ?
Ans : Banta's house has caught fire and he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade!!

Heights Scrap

HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:?
Two persons sitting side by side using scraps to communicate with each
other.

HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:?
Two persons fighting through scraps.

HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:??
Receiving no scraps for a week.

HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:?
The scrap server being down.

HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing a love scrap and doing a ‘Send All.

HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT:?
A person sending scaps to a girl wanting to become friends and getting
a reply.

HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS:?
A person sending scap to himself.

HEIGTHT OF EXPECTATION:?
Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match .

HEIGHT OF REPETITION:?
Forwarding an scrap to someone and receiving the same scrap forwarded
back to you By some one in the receiving chain.

HEIGHT OF BROWSING:?
U r swimming in the water tank and shout “F1 F1 F1?” instead of
shouting “HELP” when u are unable to swim

HEIGHT OF MY DOSTI:
I always scrap,u don’t

HEIGHT OF HAVING NO WORK:
You people reading such scraps

Heights sms

HEIGHT OF FASHION …………
LUNGI WITH A ZIP

LAZINESS …………
ASKING LIFT FOR MORNING WALK

CRAZINESS …………
GET BLANK PAPER ZEROX

HONESTY …………
PREGNANT WOMAN TAKING ONE & HALF TICKET

DE-HYDRATION …………
 COW GIVING MILK POWDER

HOPE …………
A 99 YEAR WOMAN GOING FOR Rs.295/- RECHARGE
TO GET LIFETIME INCOMING.

Height OF Revenge

Height OF Revenge

Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. A desi was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent.
Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja".
After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."