Husband Wife And Mother In Law Joke

Cheers all d girls for this..... !!!! Living with husband is a part of living.........but living with the same husband for years is 'art of living'!!!!!!! But living with same husband and Mother- Inlaw under one roof is' Art of Survival'

Hindi Sad Love story

Girl - hamare relation ko 2 saal ho chuke
hai
Boy - han ji..
Girl -chalo apni friendship k pehle ki
bate muje yad dilao jo mere dil ko chhu
jaye;)
boy -oho...kya yad dilau jaan ?
girl - bus kuch is tarah se btana k
tumhari baate hmesha yad rahe..
Boy - chalo thik hai to suno...
"har ek pal har ek lamha yaad hai!
1 ghante tak $kul ki balcony me bethkar
tera intjar krna yad hai!!
.
jab aayi thi tm mere ghar muj se milne
wo 11th class ki masum si ladki yaad hai!!
.
har roj tumhe palat kr dekhna yaad hai!
schol aate waqt tumara muje dekh
kar sharmana yaad hai!!
.
6 0ct ko muje dekh muskurayi thi tum!
dil cheer dene wali wo tumari hasi yaad
hai!!
.
Culture week me tumara dance krna yad
hai!
roshni k beech mera bina palake
jhapkaye tujhe dekhna yaad hai!!
.
14 feb velentine day ki thi wo shaam! meri
jindgi ki sbse behtarin wo shaam yaad hai!!
.
27 october ki wo diwali yaad hai!
Tere mera pure din ek sath gumna yaad
h !!
.
31st oct .socha ab tujhe na dekhunga
kabhi!
fir 1 nov. ko tera mujhe purpose krna yaad
hai"!!
.
grl-(wid tears) wow kya baat hain jaan.
tumhe to sb kuch yad hai..
bus ek baar ye b yad dila do k
mene tmhe purpose krte waqt kya kha tha
plz
.
boy - ok
tera mujhe rokkar purpose krna yad hai!
meri dhadkano ka tezz ho jana yad hai!!
.
tmne kaha Excuse me tumse kuch kehna
hai!
or fir tmhara ekdum se chup ho jana yad
hai!
.
na tum aage kuch bol payi na me kuch keh
paya!
bus aankho hi aankho me ek dusre ke
Pyar ko kabool kr lena yaad hai!!! ♥ ♥

Sales Facts Of Succesful Marketing Person

facts of sales A telling statistic....Herbert True, a marketing specialist at Notre Dame University, found that . 1) 44% of all salespeople quit trying after the first call. 2) 24% quit after the second call. 3) 14% quit after third call. 4) 12% quit trying to sell their prospect after the fourth call. This means that 94% of all salespeople quit after the fourth call. But 60% of all sales are made after the fourth call. This revealing statistics shows that 94% of all salespeople don't give themselves a chance at 60% of the prospective buyers... You may have the capacity, but you also have to have the tenacity! To be successful, you have to ask,ask,ask,ask,ask!!

Sad love story

A vry sad story:-Their were 2 loverz who decided 2 end their relationship.After many years whn d girl got married.Her ex bf approached her n said:-How dare u 2 use my fav color as d theme of ur wedding?How dare u 2 use my fav flower as decoration?How dare u 2 set d date I proposed u as ur wedding date?How dare u 2 use our song for d ceremony?

Girl cried n said:-"Bcz ths is D ONLY WAY I COULD PRETEND TO MY HRT THT I M GETTING MARRIED TO YOU"...

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MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING YOU HAVE".That'S Life..!!

A 9 year old boy went to an
ICE CREAM parlour.
Waiter: What do you want?
Boy: How much a
CONE ICE CREAM costs?
Waiter: Rs.15/-
Then the BOY checked his pocket
& asked cost of
small cone?
Irritated Waiter angrily said:
Rs.12/-
Boy ordered a small cone, had it, paid bill & left.
When the waiter came to pick the EMPTY PLATE
tears rolled down from his eyes.
The boy had
left Rs.3 as TIP
for him.
"MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING YOU HAVE".That'S Life..!!

 

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Sad Love Story

2 Butterflies Were In Love.
1 Day They Decided 2 Play Hide n' Seek,
They Fixed A Flower 'n Decided That,
Tomorrow 1 Who Will Come First n Sit On This Flower
Will Love d Other More. At Morning The Male Butterfly Came Very Early
'n Waited 4 The Flower To Open.When It Opened,He Was Shocked 2 See That,The Female Butterfly Had Died Inside It,
coz She Was Waiting Since Last Night To Tell Him.. !
"How Much She Loves Him":-(