Showing posts with label ENGINEERS SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ENGINEERS SMS. Show all posts
Only 2% students solved this in IAS exam With Answer
Only 2% students solved this in IAS exam.
5+3+2=151022
9+2+4=183652
8+6+3=482466
5+4+5=202541
then
7+2+5=__________?
Reply must & Prove You are genius...!
Answer is 143547
Funniest Enginnering joke ever in 140 words
One friend was talking with his friend 1st friend: I have Engineering Degree
kya karu?
2nd friend : Olx pe bech de bc :P
Engineering guy Jokes in English
Engineering guy Jokes in English
A guy asked a girl in a library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you ?"
The girl answered with a loud voice,
"I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU !!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and she told him,
"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking.
I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"
The guy with a loud voice said, "1000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT. THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears,
"I am an Engineer Dont mess with me..!" :P
A guy asked a girl in a library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you ?"
The girl answered with a loud voice,
"I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU !!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and she told him,
"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking.
I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"
The guy with a loud voice said, "1000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT. THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears,
"I am an Engineer Dont mess with me..!" :P
Enginnerring Jokes
Engineering Exam ka examiner bahut strict
tha
aur paper hard tha cheating
nahi karne de raha tha.
.
engineering student ne chit likh kar
examiner ko di.
.
Examiner chup chap ja ke apni
chair pe beth gaya.
.
ek student ne kaha:- yaar
tune kya
likha... ??
.engineering student ne kaha:-
“SIR , Peechhe se aapki pant
phati hui hai..:p :O :D
ENGINEERS DAY
Centuries ago people who sacrificed their
sleep, food, laughter & other joys of life
were called “SAINTS”
Now they are called ENGINEERS……….
HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY to all my friends..
sleep, food, laughter & other joys of life
were called “SAINTS”
Now they are called ENGINEERS……….
HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY to all my friends..
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