Confession of Married Men

Confession of Married Men

My sex life is like my belt's buckle.
It sees many holes everyday but goes in the same again and again!

Husband Tshirt Jokes

 Husband Tshirt Jokes

Husband: Meri T-shirt ulti kar k press karna. .

1 hour baad husband pucha,
"T-Shirt press hui?"

Wife koshish kar rhi hu par muje "Ulti" nahi aa rahi hai. .

Wife Funniest Joke Ever in Hindi

 Wife Funniest Joke Ever in Hindi

Wife kidnap hui aur kidnap karne
walon ne
uske Husband ko phone kiya:-
.
"Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh
tumhari Wife ka murder kar denge"
.
Husband khamosh raha.........
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.
Agle din phir phone aya"Agar aaj
raat tak paise na diye toh
tumhari
Wife
ko wapas chhor jayenge!"
.
.
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Husband:-
"Paise bol paise kaminey, darata kyu hai ?"

Kanjus Jokes

Kanjus Jokes

Ek kanjus ne Shadi me
Damad ko
CHESS Gift Diya...
.
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Damad : Ye Kya mazaak hai Sasur Ji...???
.
.
Sasur : Tamanna thi,
Beti ko Shadi me
HATHI,
GHODE,
UNTH,
NAUKAR-CHAKAR Dun,
Aaj Meri Iccha Puri Ho Gayi..

Man understands another Man

Man understands another Man

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Customer- I want to buy a Ladies
Watch
.
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.
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Shopkeeper- Sir, wife ke liye
chahiye ?
.
.
.
yaa phir Branded dikhaun...?

Monsoon Offer Jokes

Wife saw board outside a shop Monsoon Offer Only for today : Banarsi saree 10/- Nylon 8/- Cotton 5/- Yipeee, she says Excited Wife to Hsbnd Give me Rs. 500, I'll buy 50 sarees Hsbnd - Birbal ki ma, istri ki dukan hai vo !! Share if u liked it

Drunk Jokes in Hindi

 Drunk Jokes in Hindi

 

Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.

Wife: Piye ho kya?

Husband: Nahi meri ma...

Wife: Bewde, phir suitcase khol ke kya type kar rahe ho??

kutte rik '

Biwi jokes in Hindi

 Biwi SMS in hindi

Biwi ne Husband ko call
kiya: Kahan ho tum??
Husband : Tumein wo
jwellery shop yaad hai
jahan tumein ek
diamond ka set pasand aaya tha
aur tab mere pass itne
paise nahi the ki main
wo
tumhein leke de sakun..
Wife: Haan yaad hai... Husband:
Phir maine
tumse kaha tha ki ek
din
main tumhein wo zaroor
leke dunga..
Wife bahut khush hote hue: Haan
Haan ji, mujhe
achche se yaad hai..
Husband: Main uski baju
wali shop mein baal
katwa raha hu.=