Uday Chopra Joke in Hindi

 Uday Chopra Joke in Hindi

Uday Chopra ke paida
hone par, Yash Chopra
itne khush hue itne khush
hue ki bhagwan ke paas
jaake bole...
Ya khuda tera lakh lakh
shukar hai
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Judwaa nahin hue

Kejriwal Jokes - Kejriwal SMS Jokes

 Kejriwal  Jokes

Kejriwal :- Aaj mere paas bangla hai, gaadi hai, bank balance hai,

New delhi assembly ki seat hai kya hae tumhare paas?

Congressi :- Mera pass MAA hain , Sonia MAA

Papa Jokes

 Papa Jokes

Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?
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Dad: Haan per tumhe kaise pta?
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Son: Aapki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai.
Jo Samjh gaye thoko like baki bacche pogo dekhe.

Height of innocence

Height of innocence
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A small girl looks at her brother's girlfriend
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"Everyday u come to meet my brother,
Don't u have your own brother?

Veena Malik Hindi Shayari

Sacha piyar wo nahi jis main dil toot jaye, Sacha piyar to wo hai jis main palang toot jaye....! "Veena Malik" ki kitaab (Yaar di Yaari, har raat 5-7 bari)

Husband Wife And Mother In Law Joke

Cheers all d girls for this..... !!!! Living with husband is a part of living.........but living with the same husband for years is 'art of living'!!!!!!! But living with same husband and Mother- Inlaw under one roof is' Art of Survival'

Himmatwala Movie Jokes

'Himmatwala'Special Jokes :

- Breaking News:
US attacks North Korea by dropping
Himmatwala Dvd's.

- In India, 1st April to be renamed
as'Himmatwala Day'.

- Sanjay Dutt decided to go Jail than
watching Himmatwala.

- Lashkar-E-Tayba -owns responsibility of
Himmatwala.

- Sajid Khan to receive National Award
for'WTF Film'category.

- Rajanikant went to Coma after watching
Himmatwala.

- Best scene in Himmatwala:
"The Interval".

- Income Tax department to raid audience
who watched Himmatwala.

- Sonia Gandhi decides to go back to Italy
after watching Himmatwala.

- Kajol claimed Divorce after watching
Himmatwala

- Ques.: If Sajid Khan; Farah Khan&Sirish
Kunder fall off a tall building, who will
survive....??
Ans.: INDIAN CINEMA =D :p ;) X_X

- BREAKING NEWS !!
Rahul Gandhi to visit the victims of
Himmatwala soon.

- Apocalypse is when you accidentally go
to watch Himmatwala and the'Jumping
Japang'ad is played during the interval !

- Reportedly Rajnikanth went to Coma and
Sir Ravindra Jadeja lost his memory after
watching Himmatwala.

- Virat Kohli has blocked Tamannah after
watching Himmatwala!!

- North Korea is entering in a state of war
against South Korea. I suggest them to
drop DVD's of Drona, Tees Maar Khan,
Joker and Himmatwala on each other.
Instant Death!

- Not the actor, but each person coming
out of the hall after watching the movie,
should be called'Himmatwala'!

- Farah Khan challenged Sajid Khan to
make something worse than the IPL ads.
Sajid Khan made Himmatwala.

- Just came across a song from
Himmatwala"maar de bum pe laat". So
what are we all waiting for? Let's head
towards Sajid Khan's house.

- After I saw Himaatwala, i felt like doing
Ajay Devgan's'Apharan'and then pour
some'Gangajaal'on him and finally hand
him over to'Singham'

- If Ajay Devgan continues to act in movies
like Himmatwala, days are not far when
his neighbors'kids will confuse him
with'Rikshawala'.

- Two minutes of silence for those who
have advanced booked Himmatwala
tickets.

- Sad Story :
Hum 4 friend Himmatwala dekhne gaye the
aaj par wapas 3 hi aaye :(
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Ek Friend Coma me chala gaya movie
dekhte dekhte :'(

- The tiger who acted in Sajid Khan's
Himmatwala ...is now considering leaving
Bollywood and going back to the Zoo..
His career is Ruined....!!

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Brought to you by POGO

Brought to you by POGO....:D
Girl friend aisi honi chahiye jis ki godh mein sar rakho,
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to Us ka Chehra nazar na aye...!! ;)=D=)) X_X :p

jisko samjha thoko like... baki chota bheem shuru hota hi hoga dekhlo...

Personal Jokes about Girlfriend

Girl :- My Janu Baby Shona.
Ye Personal Aur
Secret Me Kya Difference Hota Hai??
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Boy:- Tum Meri Gf Ho Ye Personal Hai .
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And Teri Behen Bhi,
Meri Gf Hai Ye Secret Hai. :D :O
Gf Shockss Boy Rocks ... ;)

Drunk Jokes in Hindi

 Drunk Jokes in Hindi

 

Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.

Wife: Piye ho kya?

Husband: Nahi meri ma...

Wife: Bewde, phir suitcase khol ke kya type kar rahe ho??

kutte rik '

Star Plus Funny Jokes

Three places where human cannot
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1. Heaven
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3. Star plus!! :D

Sunny leone Jokes in Hindi

 Sunny leone Taxi Driver Jokes

Sunny Leone to taxi driver- Airport
chaloge??
Driver- Haan chalunga....
Sunny leone- Kya loge ?
Driver- Gareeb Aadmi hoon behenji,
Paise hee lunga... =D =)) =D

Laila majnu Funny Jokes

Laila majnu Funny Jokes

Laila ko Majnu ka sMs nhi aaya,
Laila ne 2 din se khana nhi khaya,
Laila marne wali thi Majnu ke pyar me,
Majnu baitha tha sms free hone k intjar me.

Height of Blackmail

Height of Blackmail:

A Beggar sitting on the road with
a board that says.,........
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"Give me some Money otherwise I
will Vote for Congress again and
make you to sit near me"

Boy Friends height Jokes

Height of Possessiveness  of boy friend :

 

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A boy is dying of cancer..!!
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Friend: Why do you keep telling
people you are dying of AIDS?
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Boy: when I die,
No one will dare to touch my
Girlfriend..!! ;)
Hraami boyfrn xD

Funniest Joke in Indian Television ever

 Funniest Joke in Indian Television ever

Kya aapko pata h duniya ka sabse
pehla jahaaz kahan uda tha
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Janiye is chhote se break k baad.
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Surf exel-daag achhe hain.
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Rupa front line-raho sabse aage.
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Asli masale sach sach-
MDH, MDH
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Washing powder washing powder nirma
Nirmaaaaaa
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Laila ko
karna tha impress
majnu ne khai minto Fresh.
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Hi handsome Hi handsome
Hi handsome
fair and handsome cream
for mens
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Rahiye na bekhabar
dekhiye fir khaas khabar
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After 15 min -
Welcome Back to
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Duniya ka sabse pehla jahaz
"Hawa" me uda tha..

Pizza Jokes in Hindi

 Pizza Jokes in Hindi


Ek ladka-ladki hotel me gaye...
Waiter- Kya loge.?
Ladki- Sabziyoo waali roti..
Waiter- What.??
Ladka- Gaon ki hai ,
PIZZA maang rahi hai.

Panipuri Jokes

Grl to bf- mere papa k samneto bde
se bde log bhi katori lekar khde rhte
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Boy (khush hoke) - Achaa..:0 kon h
tumare papa.,.:)
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Grl- PANIPURI wale...:P :D

Shermiley Ladka

Ladka perfume shop per ja ker bola 1 perfume de do mujhe apni gf k ghar aaj raat dinner per jana hai us ko gift dena hai
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1 perfume or de do us ki sister bhi bohat hot hai us ko bhi dena hai

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1 or perfume de do, us ki mom ko bhi impress karna hai

dinner par jaise hi ladki ka baap enter hoaa to ladka sar juka kar
baith gaya
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GF mujhey nai pata tha k tum itney shermiley ho 
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Ladka: mujhey bhi malum nai thak tumharey papa ki perfume shop hai

Gabbar Sambha Jokes

Gabbar- Kitne Admi the?
Sambha- Sarkar 2
Gabbar- Mujhe ginti nahi aati, 2 kitne hote hai??
Sambha- 2,1 ke Baad aata hai.
Gabbar- aur 2 ke pehle??
Sambha- 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbr- To bich me kaun aata hai?
Sambha- Bich me koi nahi aata.
Gabbar- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi aate?
Sambha- 2,1 k bad hi aa sakta hai Qki 2,1 se
bada he
Gabbar- 2, 1 se Kitna bada he?
Samba- Sun Saale goli marni hai to marde,
tune sirf namak khilaya hai, CHAVANPRASH
nahi !!!!!