Gabbar Sambha Jokes

Gabbar- Kitne Admi the?
Sambha- Sarkar 2
Gabbar- Mujhe ginti nahi aati, 2 kitne hote hai??
Sambha- 2,1 ke Baad aata hai.
Gabbar- aur 2 ke pehle??
Sambha- 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbr- To bich me kaun aata hai?
Sambha- Bich me koi nahi aata.
Gabbar- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi aate?
Sambha- 2,1 k bad hi aa sakta hai Qki 2,1 se
bada he
Gabbar- 2, 1 se Kitna bada he?
Samba- Sun Saale goli marni hai to marde,
tune sirf namak khilaya hai, CHAVANPRASH
nahi !!!!!