Bhikari Jokes

Ultimate Bezzati..; . Barish Me Bus Stop pe Log bus K intizaar me khade the, 1 bhikari aya, Sub se paise liye Or Taxi me baith kr chala gya. . .

Three mistakes of your life SMS

Three mistakes of your life :

1. You trusted someone wrong.
2. Then you ignored right ones.
3. And at last you wasted some precious years by crying over that wrong one.

India pakistani dirty jokes

A hen lays an egg on india-pakistan border.. Both countries started fighting for the egg, finally pakistanis suggested "whoever fucks more women in each other's country in 24 hours wins the egg", Indians agreed, Indian's went to pakistan, fucked 1,50,000 women in 24 hrs and came back, Pakistanis got very excited,gathered muslims from across the world and they shouted "our turn"... Indians said "its ok, no need, we lose - keep the egg !!!"