Hrithik Divorce Jokes

 Hrithik Divorce Jokes

Hrithik Roshan and his wife Sussanne have decided to separate.

Moral : Even a superhero like Krrish cannot handle a Wife.

Dhoom3 Jokes

 Dhoom3 Jokes

DHOOM-3 Scene:
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John, Hritik, Aamir on BIKE with speed of
2000km/ hr.
. And suddenly,
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Rajnikanth overtakes them with Bicycle And says
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.
. .
“Save Fuel Use cycle"

3 Idiots movie Funniest Jokes

 3 Idiots movie Funniest Jokes

Teacher : '3 Idiots' film dekhne ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila ?

Pappu : Madam yahi ki... Engineering padh kar bhi Medical ki ladki fasaai jaa sakti hai..!!!

Teacher : Shut up and get out !

Tinku : Madam main bataaun ?

Teacher : Haan Tinku, tum bataao.

Tinku : Madam college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehenna chahiye..!!!

Teacher : You also get out !

Chintu : Madam main bataun ?

Teacher : Arre Chintu, you are a brilliant student, I'm sure ki tum sahi bataoge.

Chintu : Madam, sirf Doctors hi nahin Engineers bhi delivery karwa sakta hai...!!!

Sunny leone Jokes in Hindi

 Sunny leone Taxi Driver Jokes

Sunny Leone to taxi driver- Airport
chaloge??
Driver- Haan chalunga....
Sunny leone- Kya loge ?
Driver- Gareeb Aadmi hoon behenji,
Paise hee lunga... =D =)) =D

Sunny Loene Funny Jokes

 Sunny Loene Jokes

Sunny Loene arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting...

Bhikhari: "Behanji 1 rupiya dedo..."

Sunny Loene gave him 1000 Rs.

Secretary: "Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?"
Sunny Loene: "Pehli bar kisine behan kaha hai..."

 

Rockstar Lyrics Jokes

Latest Joke from the film Rockstar ;))
Teacher:- Homework kyu nhi kia ?
Student:- Sir, fever tha.
Teacher:- Beta...sac h btao me kuch nhi
karunga
Student:- Sir TV dekh rha tha aurmood nhi tha. . .
Teacher:- *slaps* batameez aise muh pe
jawab dega sir ko?...aise kaise TV dekh
rha tha. . . . .niyam k mutabik pehle
homework krna chahiye !
Student:- kyu sach ka sabak sikhaye!
jab sab sunn bhi na paye!
Sach koi bole to tu!
Niyam kanoon bataye!
Tera darr...
Tera pyaar... Teri wah...
Tu hi rakh. . .rakh sale! :D

Ra.One' Funny One-liners :

Ra.One' Funny One-liners:

(1) Govt. declared 26th Oct as public holiday to celebrate the end of Ra.One promotions!

(2) Govt of India just announced Rs.50,000 relief to all those who watched Ra.One, Rs.25,000 for those who left at interval.

(3) BREAKING NEWS: Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets stocks exhaust after Ra.One's release.

(4) Salman to SRK after watching Ra.One, "Mujh par ek ehsaan karna, ki dubara aisi movie mat banana."

(5) Rahul Gandhi to meet people affected after seeing Ra.One.

(6) Even Ra.Mu doesn't wanna waste time by watching Ra.One...!

(7) Nahi chali Ra.One...! Ab SRK bolega buy one get one aur ek week ke baad bolega, Ra.One coming soon on Sahara One and Star One.

(8) All bachelors must see Ra.One to understand what PAIN means to married men.

(9) Ra.One gives more pain than a wife - HARD TO BELIVE BUT TRUE.

(10) Get Ra.One under Lokpal bill! Put people behind the bars who made such movie

Singham Jokes

  

Singham SMS

Fulo k ful H hum

Tajmahal k taj he hum

Mehfil ki ronak he hum

Bdmasho me bdmash he hum

Panga toh leke dikhao

'India' ke "singham" he hm

BAJIRAV SINGHAM Jokes

Sms karne me to "KING" H Hum

Dosto ko yad karne me No:1 H Hum

Ab to pehchan lo kon H Hum

Dosti ki duniya K

"BAJIRAV SINGHAM" hai Hum

SINGHAM Messages

DAD: Beta tumhara result kab hai

SON: Papa, ata mazi satakliye

Kuch bhi karne ka lekin mera ego hurt nahi karneka.

PJ Of Singham

Pyar Ne Diye Bohot Sare Gum

Wah wah

Pyar Ne Diye Bohot Sare Gum

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Jisko Nahi Diya Pyar Ne Gum

Toch Fakt Bajirao SINGHAM!

Singham SMS

Fulo k ful H hum

Tajmahal k taj he hum

Mehfil ki ronak he hum

Bdmasho me bdmash he hum

Panga toh leke dikhao

'India' ke "singham" he hm

BAJIRAV SINGHAM Jokes

Sms karne me to "KING" H Hum

Dosto ko yad karne me No:1 H Hum

Ab to pehchan lo kon H Hum

Dosti ki duniya K

"BAJIRAV SINGHAM" hai Hum

Singham 2011

Mil jati H kitno ko khusi

Mit jate h kitno K gam

Msg isliye bhejte H hum

Taki dur rehkar B KHOUF humara na ho kam

Qki hum h India K "SINGHAM"

Dosti k liye ajab misaal he hum

Sacche Dost ki pehchan he hum

Ye to nahi kehte

Santacruz k Sultan he Hum

Lekin Dil k

"Bajirao SINGHAM" he hum