Rockstar Lyrics Jokes

Latest Joke from the film Rockstar ;))
Teacher:- Homework kyu nhi kia ?
Student:- Sir, fever tha.
Teacher:- Beta...sac h btao me kuch nhi
karunga
Student:- Sir TV dekh rha tha aurmood nhi tha. . .
Teacher:- *slaps* batameez aise muh pe
jawab dega sir ko?...aise kaise TV dekh
rha tha. . . . .niyam k mutabik pehle
homework krna chahiye !
Student:- kyu sach ka sabak sikhaye!
jab sab sunn bhi na paye!
Sach koi bole to tu!
Niyam kanoon bataye!
Tera darr...
Tera pyaar... Teri wah...
Tu hi rakh. . .rakh sale! :D