10 Heights of 21st Century....!!!
1. What is height of Fashion?
Ans : Dhoti with a zip .
2. What is height of Secrecy?
Ans : Offering blank visiting cards.
3. What is height of Active laziness?
Ans : Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Craziness?
Ans : Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Ans : Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
6. What is height of Stupidity?
Ans : A person looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
7. What is height of Honesty?
Ans : A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
8. What is height of Suicide?
Ans : A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
9. What is height of De-hydration?
Ans : A cow giving milk powder.
10. What is Height of Kanjoosi ?
Ans : Banta's house has caught fire and he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade!!
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Heights Scrap
HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:?
Two persons sitting side by side using scraps to communicate with each
other.
HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:?
Two persons fighting through scraps.
HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:??
Receiving no scraps for a week.
HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:?
The scrap server being down.
HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing a love scrap and doing a ‘Send All.
HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT:?
A person sending scaps to a girl wanting to become friends and getting
a reply.
HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS:?
A person sending scap to himself.
HEIGTHT OF EXPECTATION:?
Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match .
HEIGHT OF REPETITION:?
Forwarding an scrap to someone and receiving the same scrap forwarded
back to you By some one in the receiving chain.
HEIGHT OF BROWSING:?
U r swimming in the water tank and shout “F1 F1 F1?” instead of
shouting “HELP” when u are unable to swim
HEIGHT OF MY DOSTI:
I always scrap,u don’t
HEIGHT OF HAVING NO WORK:
You people reading such scraps
Two persons sitting side by side using scraps to communicate with each
other.
HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:?
Two persons fighting through scraps.
HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:??
Receiving no scraps for a week.
HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:?
The scrap server being down.
HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing a love scrap and doing a ‘Send All.
HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT:?
A person sending scaps to a girl wanting to become friends and getting
a reply.
HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS:?
A person sending scap to himself.
HEIGTHT OF EXPECTATION:?
Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match .
HEIGHT OF REPETITION:?
Forwarding an scrap to someone and receiving the same scrap forwarded
back to you By some one in the receiving chain.
HEIGHT OF BROWSING:?
U r swimming in the water tank and shout “F1 F1 F1?” instead of
shouting “HELP” when u are unable to swim
HEIGHT OF MY DOSTI:
I always scrap,u don’t
HEIGHT OF HAVING NO WORK:
You people reading such scraps
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