Papa Jokes

 Papa Jokes

Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?
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Dad: Haan per tumhe kaise pta?
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Son: Aapki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai.
Jo Samjh gaye thoko like baki bacche pogo dekhe.

Facebook Jokes

FaceBook Jokes

Girl: I Love U
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Boys: (started Running)....!!
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Girl: hey hey.. Why u r running????
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Boy: I M going To Change my Relationship On Facebook

2 advices to Boys

2 advices to Boys

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Never laugh at ur G.F's choices - You are one of them...
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Never be proud of ur choices - Your G.F. is one of them

The most emotional moment in Boys life

The most emotional moment in Boys
life

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When a Girl says
"Mujhy Request bhejo.?"
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Itni khushi,
Itni khushi,
Bss mat pocho..
Agree boys & girlz ...?

Facebook Jokes

Sir your account has been hacked....
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Facebook Account aah???
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No sir, your bank account .
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Ooh Thank God..

Sachin retirement Fact

Sachin retirement Fact



According Google 16/11/2013-
Around 1.6 million Sachin's Pic Was
Downloaded From Google!!
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According To Facebook India 16/11/2013-
Around 85 million Pics Of Sachin's
Were Being Uploaded On FB..! \m/ 

Facebook Funny SMS

Facebook Funny SMS

Jo kehti thi tujhe dil me lock
kardiya,
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ajj ussi ne facebook pe block kar
diya....

4 RULES FOR HAPPY LIFE

4 RULES FOR HAPPY LIFE :

"Who helps u,dont forget
dem"
"Who likes u,dont hate
dem"
"Who has hope on u, dont
leave dem" n
"Who trust u,dont cheat
dem"

Pogo Jokes

Maine ek din wall me Non Veg Joke
post kiya
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ek ladki ne comment kiya:"samajh me
nahi aaya joke
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ek Ladke ne us ladki k comment ka
reply kiya..
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Ladka:"samajh me nhi aya to"POGO"
dekh..:p
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after 3 days,
ladki ka fir comment aaya
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Ladki:"yaar 3 din se POGO dekh rahi
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par joke abi tak samajh me nahi
aaya..:p :O :D :D

If you are a Woman, feel proud to be one

"The Best Lines ever said by a Man....."

When I was born, A Woman was there to hold me...... My Mother

As I grew up as a child, A woman was there to care & play with me..... My Sister

I went to school, A Woman was there to help me learn...... My Teacher

I became depressed when I lost, A Woman was there to offer a shoulder...
My Girlfriend

I needed compatibility, company & Love, A Woman was there for me.. My Wife

I became tough, A Woman was there to melt me..... My Daughter

When I will die, A Woman will be there to absorb me in....... Motherland

If you are a Man, value every Woman

&.

If you are a Woman, feel proud to be one !!

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Book Jokes

Kal raat jab bahot dino bad
kitaab kholi
toh ehsaas hua..
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Kitaab khol kr jo Nind aati h,
wo to nind ki goli khane se b
nai aati..

Wanna make money through Facebook…??

Wanna make money through Facebook…??
Go to:
Account->
account settings->
and click on
De-activate your Account
than
Start Working…!! Lolz




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Dowry Demand

Some Funny Dowry Demand before marriage by  Husband ,

1975 : Radio
1985: Televison
1995:Scooter
2005 : Car
2012 : Virgin Wife without Bf

 

Who is Man ?

Who is a man?
A man is the most beautiful part of Gods
creation
who starts compromising at a very
tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.
He sacrifices his dreamsfor just smile on his
parents face.
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife and
children by working late at night without any
complain.
He builds their future by taking loans from
banks and repaying them for a lifetime.
He struggles a lot and still has to bear
scolding from his mother, wife and boss.
His mother, wife & boss all try to control
him.
His life finally ends up only by compromising
for others happiness.
Respect every man in ur life.
You will never know what he has sacrificed
for you.
Worth sending to every man to make him
smile & every woman to realize his worth..

 

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A Man Got Two Wishes From God.
He asked for the Best Drink ‘n Best Woman.. . .
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The Next Moment he got
Mineral Water and Mother Teresa.. :D
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Moral : Investment Matters are Subject to Market Risks.
Please Read the Offer Document Carefully Before Investing. .!!

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Love wish

I see a shooting star in the sky

Me: Please, let her be happy
for the rest of her life.

Star: Give me a good reason
why I should grant your wish.

Me: I love her.

Star: Why dont you just wish
for her to love you back?

Me: Coz I dont want to receive
her love from a wish.:))

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Relationship status

"A very good relationship"

A Very Good Relationship
Needs Just Two Things:

... - 'LITTLE TIME' To Be Spent
With Them...

And

- 'TRUE CARE' To Be Shown
Always ... !!

Financial Management

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Tats y we r engineers;-) !!!

Tats y we r engineers;-) !!!

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