Teacher Banta Jokes

Teacher: Which Mammal flies in air but gives birth to young ones on land.? Banta was so excited as for the 1st time he knew the Answer. Banta: AIRHOSTESS.

Santa In Dubai Jokes

Santa goes to a Dubai Night Club and makes love to an Arab woman.... Girl enjoys herself n makes noises - Ooh, aah, ya allah, ya..aah khuda, lillaah, ya ali, ya mere maaaaalik.... Annoyed Santa: "Aisa kar tu pehle Namaaz padh le".......

New funny marriage sms

Happy: There is a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Lucky: What is that? Happy: Its called marriage.