Arvind kejriwal resign jokes

Arvind kejriwal resign jokes

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Ipl 2014 time table

IPL 2014 TIme Table

3 April to 26 may
3/4   KKR- DEL 8:00PM
4/4   RBC - MUM 8;00PM
5/4   HYD - PUNE 8:00PM
6/4   DEL - RAJ 4:00PM
6/4   CSK - MUM 8:00PM
7/4    PUNE-PNJ 4:00PM
7/4    HYD - RCB 8:00PM
8/4    RAJ - KKR 8:00PM
9/4    MUM - DEL 8:00PM
10/4   PNJ - CSK 8:00PM
11/4   RCB - KKR 4:00PM
11/4   PUNE - RAJ 8:00PM
12/4   DEL - HYD 8:00PM
13/4   MUM - PUNE 4:00PM
13/4   CSK - RCB 8:00PM
14/4   KKR - HYD 4:00PM
14/4   RAJ - PNJB 8:00PM
15/4   CSK - PUNE 8:00PM
16/4   PNJB - KKR 4:00PM
16/4   RCB - DEL 8:00PM
17/4   PUNE - HYD 4:00PM
17/4    RAH - MUM 8:00PM
18/4    DEL - CSK 8:00PM
19/4   HYD - PNJB 8;00PM
20/4    KKR - CSK 4:00PM
20/4    RCB - RAJ 8:00PM
21/4   DEL - MUM 4:00PM
21/4   PNJB - PUNE 8:00PM
22/4    CSK - RAJ 8:00PM
23/4    RCB - PUNE 4:00PM
23/4   PNJB - DEL 8:00PM
24/4   KKR - MUM 8:00PM
25/4   CSK - HYD 8:00PM
26/4   KKR - PNJB 8:00OM
27/4   RAJ - HYD 4:00PM
27/4   MUM - RCB 8:00PM
28/4   CSK - KKR 4:00PM
28/4   DEL - PUNE 8:00PM
29/4   RAJ - RCB 4:00PM
29/4   MUM - PNJB 8:00PM
30/4   PUNE - CSK 8:00PM
1/5     HYD - MUM 4:00PM
1/5     DEL - KKR 8:00PM
2/5     CSK - PNJB 4:00PM
2/5     PUNE - RCB 8:00PM
3/5     KKR - RAJ 8:00PM
4/5     HYD - DEL 4:00PM
4/5    RCB - PNJB 8:00PM
5/5     MUM - CSK 4:00PM
5/5     RAJ -PUNE 8:00PM
6/5    RCB - HYD 8:00PM
7/5    RAJ - DEL 4:00PM
7/5    MUM - KKR 8:00PM
8/5    HYD - CSK 8:00PM
9/5     PNJB - RAJ 4:00PM
9/5     PUNE - KKR 8:00PM
10/5    DEL - RCB 8:00PM
11/5    PUNE - MUM 4:00PM
11/5    PNJB - HYD 8:00PM
12/5    KKR - RCB 4:00PM
12/5    RAJ - CSK 8:00PM
13/5    DEL - PNJB 4:00PM
13/5    MUM - HYD 8:00PM
14/5    KKR - PUNE 8:00PM
15/5    MUM - RAJ 8:00PM
16/5    CSK - DEL 4:00PM
16/5     PNJB - RCB 8:00PM
17/5    HYD - RAJ 8:00PM
18/5    PNJB - MUM 4:00PM
18/5    PUNE - DEL 8:00PM
19/5    RCB - CSK 8:00PM
21/5    QF 1(1st - 2nd) 8:00pm
22/5    elm (3rd -4th)
24/5    qf2 8:00pm
26/5    IPL FINAL 8:00PM

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Alok Nath Jokes Collection,Alok Nath whatsaap status, Alok NathFunny SMS

Here are some of the best Alok Nath Jokes

#AlokNath will buy SAP and rename it to Sansskari Application product.

 When Alok Nath farts it smells like aggarbatti XD

 Alok Nath went for Sunburn and did surya namaskar.

#AlokNath doesn't believe in condoms. Because bacche toh bhagwan ki dain hai.

When you type #AlokNath on Google search, "I'm feeling Lucky" changes to "I'm feeling Sanskari"😝

Alok Nath distributes prasad after each level while he plays temple run.

Alok Nath’s idea of getting ‘high’ is by climbing Vaishno Devi :D

Alok Nath fantasies about doing kalyadan of Sunny Leone #AlokNath

Salman Khan’s most sanskaari role was in ‘Baghban’. His name in the movie was ‘Alok’.

When Alok Nath was born there was already a tikka on his forehead…

#AlokNath removes his slippers before playing Temple Run and distributes 'prasad' after crossing each level.

While you have been reading this, Alok Nath has already done 10 kanyadaans… xD

When you type AlokNath on Google search, “I’m feeling Lucky” changes to “I’m feeling Sanskari”

Alok Nath’s CAT exam center is Hanuman Mandir.

 People cut cakes on their b’day, Alok Nath cuts Mathura Ke Pede.

Alok nath jokes

Alok Nath Jokes

When Alok Nath was born;
Doctor Said, "Badhai ho, Babuji huay hain"

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The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life.- Haridwar and Pariwar

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Alok Nath CV Reads as:-
Degree- MBA in Kanyadaan
Skills- Sanskaar
Experience- 10022848 Kanyadaans done
Hobby- Giving Ashirwads!

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"In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter's wedding.

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Alok Nath has never received salary , he always receives pension.

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Alok Nath carried Hanuman Chalisa to school instead of Notebooks

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Alok Nath eats Prasad as Starters

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Alok Nath believes in 'Aashirwad at First Sight'

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Alok Nath reads "All Indians are my brothers and sisters" as "All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis".

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Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his Bachelor Party before marriage. With his Family.

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Honey Singh: Chhoti Dress me bomb lagdi mainu.
Alok Nath: Chhoti Dress me thand lag jayegi beti.

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Alok Nath: Arohi
Arohi: Kya??
Alok Nath: Kuch nahi, bus apna kanyadaan mujhse hi karwana

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Alok Nath is someone who is worried about Kanyadaan of d Girl
who is yet to be born...

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Alok Nath's WhatsApp shows : "Last seen doing Kanyadaan at"

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Alok Nath removes his slippers before playing Temple Run n distributes 'prasad' after crossing each level.

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"When you type Alok Nath on Google search, "I'm feeling Lucky" changes to "I'm feeling Sanskari".

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Alok Nath was d first person to call Parle as ParleG!!

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Alok Nath wants Facebook to add 'Aashirwad' button.

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Alok Nath has Zero friends bcoz he always turns 'Dosti into Rishtedaari' 

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Filmy Joke of the day

Filmy Joke of the day

Pyaar sabi ko chahiye...
Farak sirf itna hia ki ladkiyon ko Yashraj film
wala chahiye
aur ladkon ko Mahesh Bhatt wala.......!!!!!