Arvind kejriwal resign jokes

Arvind kejriwal resign jokes

Meri kam vali bai to pahele se kahti ti .. 

Zadu kitnbhi naya ho 2-3 

mahine se jyada nahi chalta

Ipl 2014 time table

IPL 2014 TIme Table

3 April to 26 may
3/4   KKR- DEL 8:00PM
4/4   RBC - MUM 8;00PM
5/4   HYD - PUNE 8:00PM
6/4   DEL - RAJ 4:00PM
6/4   CSK - MUM 8:00PM
7/4    PUNE-PNJ 4:00PM
7/4    HYD - RCB 8:00PM
8/4    RAJ - KKR 8:00PM
9/4    MUM - DEL 8:00PM
10/4   PNJ - CSK 8:00PM
11/4   RCB - KKR 4:00PM
11/4   PUNE - RAJ 8:00PM
12/4   DEL - HYD 8:00PM
13/4   MUM - PUNE 4:00PM
13/4   CSK - RCB 8:00PM
14/4   KKR - HYD 4:00PM
14/4   RAJ - PNJB 8:00PM
15/4   CSK - PUNE 8:00PM
16/4   PNJB - KKR 4:00PM
16/4   RCB - DEL 8:00PM
17/4   PUNE - HYD 4:00PM
17/4    RAH - MUM 8:00PM
18/4    DEL - CSK 8:00PM
19/4   HYD - PNJB 8;00PM
20/4    KKR - CSK 4:00PM
20/4    RCB - RAJ 8:00PM
21/4   DEL - MUM 4:00PM
21/4   PNJB - PUNE 8:00PM
22/4    CSK - RAJ 8:00PM
23/4    RCB - PUNE 4:00PM
23/4   PNJB - DEL 8:00PM
24/4   KKR - MUM 8:00PM
25/4   CSK - HYD 8:00PM
26/4   KKR - PNJB 8:00OM
27/4   RAJ - HYD 4:00PM
27/4   MUM - RCB 8:00PM
28/4   CSK - KKR 4:00PM
28/4   DEL - PUNE 8:00PM
29/4   RAJ - RCB 4:00PM
29/4   MUM - PNJB 8:00PM
30/4   PUNE - CSK 8:00PM
1/5     HYD - MUM 4:00PM
1/5     DEL - KKR 8:00PM
2/5     CSK - PNJB 4:00PM
2/5     PUNE - RCB 8:00PM
3/5     KKR - RAJ 8:00PM
4/5     HYD - DEL 4:00PM
4/5    RCB - PNJB 8:00PM
5/5     MUM - CSK 4:00PM
5/5     RAJ -PUNE 8:00PM
6/5    RCB - HYD 8:00PM
7/5    RAJ - DEL 4:00PM
7/5    MUM - KKR 8:00PM
8/5    HYD - CSK 8:00PM
9/5     PNJB - RAJ 4:00PM
9/5     PUNE - KKR 8:00PM
10/5    DEL - RCB 8:00PM
11/5    PUNE - MUM 4:00PM
11/5    PNJB - HYD 8:00PM
12/5    KKR - RCB 4:00PM
12/5    RAJ - CSK 8:00PM
13/5    DEL - PNJB 4:00PM
13/5    MUM - HYD 8:00PM
14/5    KKR - PUNE 8:00PM
15/5    MUM - RAJ 8:00PM
16/5    CSK - DEL 4:00PM
16/5     PNJB - RCB 8:00PM
17/5    HYD - RAJ 8:00PM
18/5    PNJB - MUM 4:00PM
18/5    PUNE - DEL 8:00PM
19/5    RCB - CSK 8:00PM
21/5    QF 1(1st - 2nd) 8:00pm
22/5    elm (3rd -4th)
24/5    qf2 8:00pm
26/5    IPL FINAL 8:00PM

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Alok Nath Jokes Collection,Alok Nath whatsaap status, Alok NathFunny SMS

Here are some of the best Alok Nath Jokes

#AlokNath will buy SAP and rename it to Sansskari Application product.

 When Alok Nath farts it smells like aggarbatti XD

 Alok Nath went for Sunburn and did surya namaskar.

#AlokNath doesn't believe in condoms. Because bacche toh bhagwan ki dain hai.

When you type #AlokNath on Google search, "I'm feeling Lucky" changes to "I'm feeling Sanskari"😝

Alok Nath distributes prasad after each level while he plays temple run.

Alok Nath’s idea of getting ‘high’ is by climbing Vaishno Devi :D

Alok Nath fantasies about doing kalyadan of Sunny Leone #AlokNath

Salman Khan’s most sanskaari role was in ‘Baghban’. His name in the movie was ‘Alok’.

When Alok Nath was born there was already a tikka on his forehead…

#AlokNath removes his slippers before playing Temple Run and distributes 'prasad' after crossing each level.

While you have been reading this, Alok Nath has already done 10 kanyadaans… xD

When you type AlokNath on Google search, “I’m feeling Lucky” changes to “I’m feeling Sanskari”

Alok Nath’s CAT exam center is Hanuman Mandir.

 People cut cakes on their b’day, Alok Nath cuts Mathura Ke Pede.

Alok nath jokes

Alok Nath Jokes

When Alok Nath was born;
Doctor Said, "Badhai ho, Babuji huay hain"

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The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life.- Haridwar and Pariwar

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Alok Nath CV Reads as:-
Degree- MBA in Kanyadaan
Skills- Sanskaar
Experience- 10022848 Kanyadaans done
Hobby- Giving Ashirwads!

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"In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter's wedding.

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Alok Nath has never received salary , he always receives pension.

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Alok Nath carried Hanuman Chalisa to school instead of Notebooks

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Alok Nath eats Prasad as Starters

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Alok Nath believes in 'Aashirwad at First Sight'

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Alok Nath reads "All Indians are my brothers and sisters" as "All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis".

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Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his Bachelor Party before marriage. With his Family.

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Honey Singh: Chhoti Dress me bomb lagdi mainu.
Alok Nath: Chhoti Dress me thand lag jayegi beti.

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Alok Nath: Arohi
Arohi: Kya??
Alok Nath: Kuch nahi, bus apna kanyadaan mujhse hi karwana

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Alok Nath is someone who is worried about Kanyadaan of d Girl
who is yet to be born...

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Alok Nath's WhatsApp shows : "Last seen doing Kanyadaan at"

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Alok Nath removes his slippers before playing Temple Run n distributes 'prasad' after crossing each level.

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"When you type Alok Nath on Google search, "I'm feeling Lucky" changes to "I'm feeling Sanskari".

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Alok Nath was d first person to call Parle as ParleG!!

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Alok Nath wants Facebook to add 'Aashirwad' button.

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Alok Nath has Zero friends bcoz he always turns 'Dosti into Rishtedaari' 

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Filmy Joke of the day

Filmy Joke of the day

Pyaar sabi ko chahiye...
Farak sirf itna hia ki ladkiyon ko Yashraj film
wala chahiye
aur ladkon ko Mahesh Bhatt wala.......!!!!!

Top 6 MUNNA CIRCUIT Jokes

Top 6 MUNNA CIRCUIT Jokes Collection

 Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log
opration se pehle
patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration
sikh gaya
to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam
likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan
karne ka he na.



Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.



  Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu
bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi
pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!! 

 Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania
Mirza se phone pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong
number!!

Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati
Kaha Rehta He?
Munaa- DHOBIGHAT Pe
Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To?
Munaa- English Me Bole To
“WOSHING TOWN"

Top 6 Kanjus Jokes

Top 6 Kanjus Jokes

1. Kanjus:" Yeh banana kaise diya ??
Shopkeeper:" 1Rs..
Kanjus:" 60 Paisa ka deta hai ??
S.K:" 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega..
Baniya:" Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de..
 

2. Kanjus on his death bed..
My wife, where r u ??
Wife:" Yes, I'm here with son nd daughter,
kanjus : r u all here ??
son : Yes, Papa
Kanjus:" To phir bahar wale kamre
ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ???
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3. Kanjus 14th floor se neeche gira Girte waqt ,
usne apne ghar ki khidki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla ke bola:"
MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA..
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4. Kanjus ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke uski jaan bachai..
Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di..
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi,
kanjus ne phir khoon diya..
Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye
Kanjus (Gusse se):" Mercedes kyun nahin di ??
Sheikh:" Munna!!!
Ab hamare andar bhi kanjus ka khoon daud raha hai...
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5. Kanjus ko bhoot chadh gaya,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha ke paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo..
Warna main to bhookha hi mar jaoonga
wo kamina kanjus to khana tak nhi khata ...

6. Titanic Ke Saath kanjus Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:" Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai ??
Kanjus:" Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahin Khareeda...

Dettol Jokes for Students

 Dettol Jokes for Students

Three types of students
have 100% attendance in schools-
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1. Intelligent bookish
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2. Girlfriend wale
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3. Wo jo Dettol se nahate hai

Miss you SMS for Boyfriends

 Miss you SMS for Boyfriends /him

When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind...
- When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply...
- When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of
questions,
She is wondering how long you will be
around...
- When a GIRL answers,
"I'm fine" after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine...
- When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying...
- When a GIRL lays on
your chest,
She is wishing for you to be her's forever...
- When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention...
- When a GIRL sms u
everyday,
She wants you to reply at least once...
- When a GIRL says I love you,
She means it...
- When a GIRL says that she can't live without
you,
She has made up her mind that you are her
future...
- When a GIRL says, i
miss you...
No one in this world can miss you more than
that..

Confession of Married Men

Confession of Married Men

My sex life is like my belt's buckle.
It sees many holes everyday but goes in the same again and again!

Crush SMS in 140 words

 Crush SMS in 140 words

That Awesome moment -
when your crush shares a smile with you.
and,..
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You keep smiling whole day.

Facebook Page Hindi Shayari in 140 words

Facebook Page Hindi Shayari in 140 words

Arz Kiya Hai:
Pepsi Coke Pine Walo
Kabhi Lassi Bhi Piya Karo,
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Pepsi Coke Pine Walo
Kabhi Lassi Bhi Piya Karo.
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Fokat Mein Post Padhne Walo
Kabhi Like, Comment Bhi Kiya Karo.....

2014 Jokes in Hindi

 2014 Jokes in Hindi

Interesting thing about Friday in 2014

4/4/2014 Friday

6/6/2014 Friday

8/8/2014 Friday

10/10/2014 Friday

12/12/2014 Friday

Jo calendr 1997 ka tha,

............ wahi,,,

Calendar 2014ka hai,

Date & Day even Festivals
are same,

Kaun kehta hai,
Ki, ................

Gujra hua waqt wapas nahi aata??.

I hope, I am the first who inform u...

Enjoy the year of 1997 in 2014....!

So

We are back in90s

Uday Chopra Joke in Hindi

 Uday Chopra Joke in Hindi

Uday Chopra ke paida
hone par, Yash Chopra
itne khush hue itne khush
hue ki bhagwan ke paas
jaake bole...
Ya khuda tera lakh lakh
shukar hai
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Judwaa nahin hue

Warning Jokes in English in 140 words

 Warning Jokes in English in 140 words

My phone'slow battery warning is-
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the only warning I take seriously.!!

Good Morning SMS for Girl Friend in English

 Good Morning SMS for Girl Friend in English

I don't have the words
To make you feel better,
But I do have the arms
To give you a hug,
Ears to listen to whatever
You want to talk about, and
I have a heart, a heart
That's aching to see you
Smile again..!

good mrng.... my Girlfriend , my love, my sweethrt

Chocolate Advertise Joke

  Chocolate  Advertise Joke

Dear chocolate commercials,

No one eats it in slow motion with their eyes closed and giving orgasm like expressions..

Sincerely,
Normal people.

Funny Rajni Joke in hindi

 Funny Rajni Joke in hindi

Who can stop fifty cars with one hand?
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Traffic Police.

Kya yaar, har baar RAJNIKANT thodi hoga….!!

Husband Tshirt Jokes

 Husband Tshirt Jokes

Husband: Meri T-shirt ulti kar k press karna. .

1 hour baad husband pucha,
"T-Shirt press hui?"

Wife koshish kar rhi hu par muje "Ulti" nahi aa rahi hai. .

Baap ki shayari

Agar koi hume acha lgta hai to acha wo nahi
hum hai.....
And agar koi hume bura lgta hai to bura waahi
hai Qki hum to ache hai hi na..

Zindagi se koi cheez maango to aise maango
jaise tumhare baap ki thi.. .
Aur nahi mili to kaunsi tumhare baap ki thi...

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