Top 6 MUNNA CIRCUIT Jokes

Top 6 MUNNA CIRCUIT Jokes Collection

 Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log
opration se pehle
patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration
sikh gaya
to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam
likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan
karne ka he na.



Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.



  Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu
bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi
pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!! 

 Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania
Mirza se phone pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong
number!!

Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati
Kaha Rehta He?
Munaa- DHOBIGHAT Pe
Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To?
Munaa- English Me Bole To
“WOSHING TOWN"

Top 6 Kanjus Jokes

Top 6 Kanjus Jokes

1. Kanjus:" Yeh banana kaise diya ??
Shopkeeper:" 1Rs..
Kanjus:" 60 Paisa ka deta hai ??
S.K:" 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega..
Baniya:" Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de..
 

2. Kanjus on his death bed..
My wife, where r u ??
Wife:" Yes, I'm here with son nd daughter,
kanjus : r u all here ??
son : Yes, Papa
Kanjus:" To phir bahar wale kamre
ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ???
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3. Kanjus 14th floor se neeche gira Girte waqt ,
usne apne ghar ki khidki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla ke bola:"
MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA..
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4. Kanjus ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke uski jaan bachai..
Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di..
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi,
kanjus ne phir khoon diya..
Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye
Kanjus (Gusse se):" Mercedes kyun nahin di ??
Sheikh:" Munna!!!
Ab hamare andar bhi kanjus ka khoon daud raha hai...
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5. Kanjus ko bhoot chadh gaya,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha ke paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo..
Warna main to bhookha hi mar jaoonga
wo kamina kanjus to khana tak nhi khata ...

6. Titanic Ke Saath kanjus Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:" Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai ??
Kanjus:" Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahin Khareeda...

Dettol Jokes for Students

 Dettol Jokes for Students

Three types of students
have 100% attendance in schools-
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1. Intelligent bookish
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2. Girlfriend wale
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3. Wo jo Dettol se nahate hai

Miss you SMS for Boyfriends

 Miss you SMS for Boyfriends /him

When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind...
- When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply...
- When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of
questions,
She is wondering how long you will be
around...
- When a GIRL answers,
"I'm fine" after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine...
- When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying...
- When a GIRL lays on
your chest,
She is wishing for you to be her's forever...
- When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention...
- When a GIRL sms u
everyday,
She wants you to reply at least once...
- When a GIRL says I love you,
She means it...
- When a GIRL says that she can't live without
you,
She has made up her mind that you are her
future...
- When a GIRL says, i
miss you...
No one in this world can miss you more than
that..

Confession of Married Men

Confession of Married Men

My sex life is like my belt's buckle.
It sees many holes everyday but goes in the same again and again!